A/N:
UPDATES FRIDAY.
LOVE IT, DAMN YOU.
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Do you remember when everyone loved Pokemon?
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I do.
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It was interesting for a while, but then it got... annoying.
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I mean, how many times can someone say, "Pikachu! Thunderbolt!" before it gets boring?
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"Ninetails! Thunderbolt!"
"Dammit, I'm not Ninetails!"
"What are you then?"
"...A Squirtle"
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Who ever knew Hatori was a Squirtle?
You?
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I know one thing for sure.
If Pokemon ever comes back into fashion, before I am dead...
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I'm going to go hide on... the roof.
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"Hey, the roof is mine!"
"No, Kyo, technically the roof is Shigure's. He owns the house"
"Oh, right. But that's where I hide!"
"Really? I've seen you hide under your bed, too"
"...Shutup"
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Squirtle, I choose you! Waterbeam!
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"Yuki, I'm not doing it"
"SQUIRTLE! HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!"
"...Hatori, is my name. I only told you I was a Squirtle is so that you'd shutup"
"...Dammit"
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I was watching Jerry Springer, last week.
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It's been, one week since we heard about,
Psycho killers with problems they should work out.
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"That verse is copywrited to Weird Al Yankovic"
"I know, Kisa. Thanks for stating the fucking obvious"
"...That's okay"
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I think one of my favourite Pokemon colours is... white.
All the white Pokemon are strong.
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"Are they?"
"Yes"
"I didn't know that"
"Why should you, Akito? You don't know much, except how to be a total loser and a big fat meanie"
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Kureno told me to leave, then.
Party pooper.
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"I heard that!"
"...Dammit"
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The other morning, when I was sorting though my Pokemon cards, Momiji flew through the window.
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"I didn't know you could fly!"
"I can't. Akito is carrying my with her awesome, sexy, seductive flying skillz"
"Ooh... skillz"
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Akito his the fo shizzle me wizzle skillz, mah home dawg.
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WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN ON ME?
IS IT BECAUSE I STOLE 50 POKEMON CARDS WHEN I WAS,
17Y6?
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"Look at that mistake, Yuki. That's offensive to you. Your age is not 17Y6"
"Isn't it, Hatori? Isn't it?"
"No"
"...Dammit"
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It was then concluded that the person typing this has too big fingers.
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"Do not!"
"Shutup, you"
"...Okay"
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It takes a big-hearted person to help sick kids at the dying orphans hospital.
That's why, every Saturday afternoon, I laugh as Tohru goes to help them.
Poor girl. She could be at home watching porn, instead.
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"Yuki, you shouldn't bad mouth Tohru because she'd help a sick kid and you wouldn't"
"Shutup Haru. You wouldn't help a sick kid either"
"…I know"
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She actually bought an orphan home, the other week. She was called Hyrum. She liked chocolate, toys and… Pokemon.
I almost freaking choked.
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"-choking-"
"Yuki, I thought you said you ALMOST choked"
"Shutup, you!"
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BEGONE EVIL DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!
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I'M TALKING TO YOU, DAMMIT!
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"Me?"
"Yes Hiro, I was really talking to you. Now move over, so I can see Kyo"
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Kyo is an evil demon of stupidity, I think.
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"I am not"
"You are so"
"Not"
"So"
"Not"
"Not"
"So"
"Haha, Kyo! I made you say you were"
"…Damn you"
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On some occasions, my smartness just overwhelms me.
Then I remember, I can't look anything but angsty.
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"Momiji, what are you doing?"
"Coming to interfere with your life!"
"…"
"I learnt that from Akito!"
"…"
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What's he so happy about? Learning things from Akito isn't all what it cracks up to be.
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"C'mon Yuki, you know it's a lie"
"…Leave me alone, you porno midget"
"I'm offended!"
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Ack.
A frog just spewed on me.
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A/N:
What can I say? Insanity is good.
