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LOVE IT, DAMN YOU.

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Do you remember when everyone loved Pokemon?

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I do.

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It was interesting for a while, but then it got... annoying.

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I mean, how many times can someone say, "Pikachu! Thunderbolt!" before it gets boring?

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"Ninetails! Thunderbolt!"

"Dammit, I'm not Ninetails!"

"What are you then?"

"...A Squirtle"

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Who ever knew Hatori was a Squirtle?

You?

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I know one thing for sure.

If Pokemon ever comes back into fashion, before I am dead...

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I'm going to go hide on... the roof.

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"Hey, the roof is mine!"

"No, Kyo, technically the roof is Shigure's. He owns the house"

"Oh, right. But that's where I hide!"

"Really? I've seen you hide under your bed, too"

"...Shutup"

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Squirtle, I choose you! Waterbeam!

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"Yuki, I'm not doing it"

"SQUIRTLE! HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!"

"...Hatori, is my name. I only told you I was a Squirtle is so that you'd shutup"

"...Dammit"

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I was watching Jerry Springer, last week.

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It's been, one week since we heard about,

Psycho killers with problems they should work out.

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"That verse is copywrited to Weird Al Yankovic"

"I know, Kisa. Thanks for stating the fucking obvious"

"...That's okay"

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I think one of my favourite Pokemon colours is... white.

All the white Pokemon are strong.

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"Are they?"

"Yes"

"I didn't know that"

"Why should you, Akito? You don't know much, except how to be a total loser and a big fat meanie"

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Kureno told me to leave, then.

Party pooper.

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"I heard that!"

"...Dammit"

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The other morning, when I was sorting though my Pokemon cards, Momiji flew through the window.

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"I didn't know you could fly!"

"I can't. Akito is carrying my with her awesome, sexy, seductive flying skillz"

"Ooh... skillz"

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Akito his the fo shizzle me wizzle skillz, mah home dawg.

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WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN ON ME?

IS IT BECAUSE I STOLE 50 POKEMON CARDS WHEN I WAS,

17Y6?

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"Look at that mistake, Yuki. That's offensive to you. Your age is not 17Y6"

"Isn't it, Hatori? Isn't it?"

"No"

"...Dammit"

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It was then concluded that the person typing this has too big fingers.

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"Do not!"

"Shutup, you"

"...Okay"

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It takes a big-hearted person to help sick kids at the dying orphans hospital.

That's why, every Saturday afternoon, I laugh as Tohru goes to help them.

Poor girl. She could be at home watching porn, instead.

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"Yuki, you shouldn't bad mouth Tohru because she'd help a sick kid and you wouldn't"

"Shutup Haru. You wouldn't help a sick kid either"

"…I know"

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She actually bought an orphan home, the other week. She was called Hyrum. She liked chocolate, toys and… Pokemon.

I almost freaking choked.

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"-choking-"

"Yuki, I thought you said you ALMOST choked"

"Shutup, you!"

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BEGONE EVIL DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!

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I'M TALKING TO YOU, DAMMIT!

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"Me?"

"Yes Hiro, I was really talking to you. Now move over, so I can see Kyo"

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Kyo is an evil demon of stupidity, I think.

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"I am not"

"You are so"

"Not"

"So"

"Not"

"Not"

"So"

"Haha, Kyo! I made you say you were"

"…Damn you"

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On some occasions, my smartness just overwhelms me.

Then I remember, I can't look anything but angsty.

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"Momiji, what are you doing?"

"Coming to interfere with your life!"

"…"

"I learnt that from Akito!"

"…"

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What's he so happy about? Learning things from Akito isn't all what it cracks up to be.

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"C'mon Yuki, you know it's a lie"

"…Leave me alone, you porno midget"

"I'm offended!"

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Ack.

A frog just spewed on me.

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A/N:

What can I say? Insanity is good.