A/N:
THIS CHAPTER IS THANKS TO A FEW RANDOM THINGS MY FRIENDS MADISON, ZOE AND CHARMAINE WERE TALKING ABOUT.
LOVE YA ZOE! SORRY YOU LEFT ME!
Yeah.
UPDATES FRIDAY.
You know you want to die with joy, or something.
Just so you know, after this one with Yuki, I am going to do a KYO ONE.
Why?
BECAUSE HE'S LOVE.
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I had a dream, once.
It involved weird things happening.
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Like… CINDERELLA AND AKITO MAKING OUT GASP!
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"…"
"Akito, it's rude to stare at me,"
"I wasn't staring. I said dot dot dot"
"…"
"NOW WHO'S STARING?"
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Have you ever noticed how aggravated Akito gets sometimes? Gawd.
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I went an bought perverted manga yesterday.
It's… very… sexual.
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But it's alright.
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Because I like sexual things.
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"What is it with you? Always talking about sex!"
"…Since when have you thought about me, Mum?"
"MY NAME IS…"
"Quiet! No one will ever know your name! You are my mother! That's that!"
"…TOHRU!"
"…"
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How much pot could a pot wad smoke, if a pot wad could smoke pot?
…I don't know.
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PUFF THE TRAGIC WAGON,
LIVED IN THE STREETS,
AND FROLICED IN THE AUTUMN MIST,
WITH PEOPLE IN HIS SEATS.
AND LITTLE YUKI SOHMA (me) LOVED THAT RASCAL PUFF,
AND BOUGHT HIM HASH WITH ALL HIS CASH AND OTHER ILLEGAL STUFF.
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"That was a very… interesting song, Yuki"
"Thanks, Hatori. I know. Madison wrote it for me. JUST FOR ME!"
"…Who's Madison?"
"A figment of my imagination"
"…"
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I was playing the Sims the other day. It was good fun.
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I had all the Sohma's in a giant house, with a huge garden. (Sohma Estate)
Everyone hated Akito. (Because they do)
I was king of sex. (Because I am)
And I killed off a few people by making them have sex too much. (…)
Those people were…
Kyo, Hatori and Ritsu. (Oh my Akito)
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Threesomes on the Sims are funny to watch. Especially between three guys.
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"Oh mah Akito. That's spazz of you! As if I would have a threesome with those retards"
"…You know you want to, Kyo"
"I DO NOT!"
"That blush on your face signifies it all. (walks away)"
"(dying)"
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Then I made a "Sims Sex Party".
People had sex all night.
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Tohru wasn't my sex slave… as you probably thought.
It was really…
AKITO.
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Tohru was… RITSU'S SEX SLAVE!
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Wait, Ritsu is supposed to be dead. Oh well, I'll bring him back to life.
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"Y-Y-Y-Yuki! What's t-this?"
"(looks at Tohru)"
"W-Well?"
"It's a sex party. See that idiot girl? That's YOU. See that guy there, who's naked and has a crown? That's ME. But your to stupid to have sex with me"
"…"
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I made Tohru cry, because she had to have sex with Ritsu.
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Of course she didn't care when it came to Shigure or Kyo…
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Hmm. I always knew there was something going on there.
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You know how you just have a strange feeling about things?
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Yeah. It makes guys get erections.
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"YUKI!"
"AKITO!"
"DON'T BE FOUL!"
"STOP TOUCHING MY BODY!"
"…"
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I scared her away.
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I s'pose no one ever told her to speak with a full mouth.
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"What's that mean, Yuki?"
"Well, little Kisa, it means… you shouldn't talk when your deep throating someone and they are driving. It makes the guys steer off course and hit poles"
"What if they aren't driving?"
"Wanna find out?"
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It felt great. She told me about her day and kept on laughing.
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Nrrrg….
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PARTICLE MAN, PARTICLE MAN!
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"Your Mr. Man"
"…Dammit"
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From a constant repeating from Zoe and Madison (my imaginary friends) I have been told to write in my…
What the fuck, authoress? I aint doing that!
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"Do it,"
"No"
"Want me to make you have sex with Tohru?"
"…You wouldn't dare"
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Guess what? Just ten minutes ago, I had sweaty hot sex with Tohru!
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"…I'm sorry"
"So you should be. Now do what I said"
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I kicked Kyo's ass today.
Man it was sexy!
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There. Done. Now I can continue writing.
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Wait… I've run out of things to say.
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"YO MUMMA"
"YO MUMMA"
"YO MUMMA"
"YO MUMMA"
"YO MUMMA"
"YO SUGARMUMMA!"
"Ooh! Burn!"
"I know. I know"
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My sugarmumma went on a holiday a few years back…to…
AMERICA GASP.
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"America gasp?"
"Yes. You have to gasp"
"…"
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Sometimes, I have to wonder if Hatori is a bit stupid. He just doesn't get anything I say. Like seriously, he's too serious. Like, take a look at Kisa. She's quiet, sure, but she's not serious! I think Hatori needs to take a chill pill. But, if he can't get his hands on any chill pills, I know a better drink he could take… comes straight from my-
"Yuki, please."
"Please what?"
"Be quiet"
"…"
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DAMN YOU ALL.
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A/N:
Heh. "I kicked Kyo's ass today. Man it's sexy!" Is my two friend's favourite quote from the whole freaking story, I think. They say it all the time. Silly girls.
Well, review. Because…. Yeah. Reviewing is fun.
