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Angst. There are only three more chapters after this until the end of the series!
But, as I said before, I am going to do a KYO ONE after this one.
Because… HE IS LOVE.
Oh right, I should tell you the IMPORTANT thing. I have 5 more hours on the computer and I am in a pervy mood. Know what that means?
I AM GOING TO FINISH THE SERIES… TONIGHT.
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I'm in big bad trouble!
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Tohru caught me in her underwear drawer!
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What am I supposed to do now?
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Ahh crap!
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"Y-Yuki! Oh my gosh! What are you doing?"
"…What exactly does it look like?"
"Your in my u-u-underwear…"
"RIGHT! You answered your own question!"
"O.O"
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Hatori… he asked me to do DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) with him…
I did.
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The song was odd.
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Waka Laka? (I happen to be listening to this right now)
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What kinda name is that?
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I'll tell ya.
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Spazz.
It makes me think the wrong thing.
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"What do you mean, Yuki?"
"Well Hatori, Waka sounds like 'wank' and Laka sounds like 'lots'. In turn, it makes me think of Wank Lots"
"…"
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I wrote a song. Called… WANK LOTS.
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I like to wank, wank
wank,
Gotaa spank, spank, spank,
THAT NAUGHTY MONKEY!
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"…"
"What, Akito?"
"(crying)"
"…"
"THAT'S SO DAMN SEXUAL!"
"Thankyou! (hugs)"
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I like sexual things.
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This morning, I sang a verse of a song to KURENO.
Hells ya.
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"Hey, Kureno?"
"Yeah?"
"CHICKETY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN!"
"…"
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You know, Kureno is a sparrow, not a chicken? True.
He's not Chinese either.
But… what I said was funny.
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"Ummm… Yuki, I don't understand…"
"If I have one of your drumsticks my brain'll stop ticking! (utter joy)"
"…"
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Get in tune with Sailor Moon.
It has the BOOM anime babes.
They make me think the wrong thing.
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"Yuki, how can you watch anime… when you ARE an anime?"
"Well Hiro, metaphorically speaking, I am not AN anime. I'm part of an anime. So answer me this; how do YOU watch that stupid anime of yours, if your, in your own words, 'an anime'?"
"…"
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My wisdom scares people.
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WATCH YOUR STEP! I'LL KICK YO SUGARMUMMA'S CANDY ASS!
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"Yuki, that's a very good thing to say"
"Thanks, Ayame. You see, 'sugarmumma', then you have 'candy ass'. It's funny!"
"…"
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BEETHOVEN THE EIGHTY-FOUTH AND A HALF.
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Yes…
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What's this? A letter from the law authorities? They say that my diary has been found and that it is unacceptably pervy? They say that I am a discusting pervo who should be locked in jail?
Well.
They can shove it up their asses.
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"Yuki, you have to go to court…"
"QUIET KISA! I RUN MY OWN LIFE!"
"Yes, I know, but if you don't go, they'll hunt you down and hang you infront of everyone on rational TV"
"Wicked! That means I can masturbate and everyone will see me! YAY!"
"…"
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Akito popped around for a visit. She flew through the window again.
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"Hiya Yuki!"
"…"
"WHAT'S UP?"
"…"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL AND SO THOSE THINGS?"
"…"
"FINE! I'LL LEAVE! GOODBYE!"
"…"
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Isn't it strange how I said nothing, but she thought I did?
Maybe she needs medication or something.
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WARNING!
The above Yuki Sohma is highly medicated for your own protection.
It has come about that Mr. Sohma has a tendancy of ripping off his shirt in public, then doing a hoola dance along a pole.
It is advised you do not go too close to him, as he might turn into a vicious, rabid animal with rabies. You wouldn't want your children to catch that, would you?
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No, dammit.
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"Yuki, why did you stick those signs with your picture everywhere?"
"…I felt like it. Maybe now people wont want to hug me"
"But Yuki, your so cuddly!"
"…Sh-Shigure… Are you alright?"
"…No"
"…"
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So much stupid, illegal dotting.
Should be banned.
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"I proclaim that when people write fics, they should NOT use the "…" rule to explain shocked silence or dramatic pauses. This just causes the page to be filled up and for others to think that the story slash chapter is longer that it really is. If the reader is talented, they will already understand shocked silence or dramatic pauses from the surroundings of the story. Thus, people should not be allowed to use the "…" as a sentence, or a part of a talking section. Oh, what? Okay. It's come to my attention that all this has been written to distract the reader into thinking this is a long story. What the hell? Isn't that what I'm going against? DAMMIT!"
"…"
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT THAT?"
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I learnt, from that day on, it's better not to use your younger cousins as a form of fic writing parliament. Not only that, it's best not to speak before you read the speech. Fic writers are bitches.
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Lashings of Toast on a gaspable stick.
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A/N:
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