A/N:
End of the series is near!
THIS WHOLE CHAPTER IS ABOUT SEX AND OTHER PERVERTED THINGS. DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T READ IT!
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I first had sex when I was 8.
I was raped.
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"Who raped you?"
"Haru… you know…"
"No, I don't"
"Stupid cow… KYO!"
"…"
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Okay, so it wasn't really Kyo, it was Akito.
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During school this one time, we were in sex education.
They were talking about fore skins.
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"My foreskin is broken" (Me)
"No it's not!" (Kyo)
"Who broke it?" (Random)
"Don't be so ridiculous…" (Teacher)
"It is!" (Me)
"Y-Yuki…" (Tohru)
"TOHRU BROKE MY FORE SKIN WITH HER UGLY POWERS!" (Me)
"…" (Everyone)
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I'm sick.
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Sick minded, that is.
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I like to play video games where a naked person pops up at the end.
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"There's no such thing!"
"Young Ritsu, of course there is…"
"Can I have it?"
"…"
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I like watching crime shows too.
Dead… naked… raped… girls.
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"FREAK!"
"…Please, I didn't want your comments Kagura"
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It's sometimes hard to keep dry during class.
Everywhere I look, everyone is hot.
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Guys, girls, it's all the same.
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I always wet myself with joy.
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"Do not,"
"I do so, ask Tohru"
"(walks to Tohru)"
"My pants are often hot and sticky, aren't they?"
"Y-Yes… with white stuff…"
"See Momiji? I'm always right about MYSELF"
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I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I REALLY THINK SO!
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"You are Japanese"
"…"
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Ya know, a little sex never hurt anyone.
Then again, a lot doesn't either.
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"What's your favourite thing about a girl?"
"…Hmm, I like most of things about a girl"
"I like… the sticky heat"
"…"
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I LIKE CHOCOLATE SPERM.
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"No such thing!"
"Well… not really. But I could always fuck you stupid and collect our cum in a bottle, then tip it in the chocolate Tohru's melting right now for the dessert tonight,"
"…"
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That showed him to be a dickhead towards ME.
ME!
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King of sex! ME!
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"Your not king of sex… I AM!"
"Akito, you're a chick. You can be queen. We shall fuck the sexy world"
"OKAY!"
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Ahh…
Just like giving a blowjob to a baby…
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"I believe that the term is 'candy to a baby', Yuki"
"BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT HATORI! I DIDN'T STEAL THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!"
"…"
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That aint a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor I'm just psycho…
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Yeah.
You know you want it.
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"Guess what Yuki? This afternoon, I got my first job in the porn industry! Are you proud?"
"YES MOMIJI I AM"
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I LIKE WRITING IN CAPTIALS.
IT MEANS I AM SHOUTING.
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"Please, stop"
"NO"
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Crap!
I'm in jail now.
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Scary.
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And… pervy.
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Then again, everything to me is pervy.
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DAMN!
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A/N:
That was a strange chapter.
