A/N:

This chapter's title fits, I think.

"Angst, Humor and a Pervy, Pervy Ending"

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What the hell?

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I came to the last page of my diary.

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I told Akito and she said to me she said,

"I'm not buying you another one because of all the pervy things you wrote in the last one! Not only that, I am a silly stalker man bitch"

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I didn't talk to her again for a week.

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I summoned my master of weaponry on hr scrawny, bitchy ass.

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"I SUMMON YEE, KYO SOHMA!"

"…"

"Where are my kinky weapons?"

"Umm… well, ya see… the thing is…"

"Okay, forget it. I SUMMON YEE, SHIGURE SOHMA!"

"Yes?"

"WHERE IS MY WEAPONS?"

"…Well, the story behind it all is…"

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I was so. Freaking. Pissed.

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"That's fucking it! I'm gonna write a letter, dammit!"

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Dear God,

I am so freaking pissed with your people today. They stole all my kinky weaponry and used it to rape young high school girls on the corner of Augusta and Bishop street. If you look, you'll see the cum and blood, dammit! I demand action to be taken against these fools!

Yours truly,

Yuki Sohma, PRINCE OF THE RATS AND CLOSEST TO GOD HERSELF.

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I sent it to Akito.

Action was taken.

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"I say that they have to give you the best sex you ever had. No! They have to make you have an orgy in 5 minutes, otherwise they must die. Now go! I want to see some Yaoi action here!"

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It was done.

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Luckily, they got my to orgy within 4 minutes and 59.99 seconds. Even if they hadn't made it, I don't think Akito would have killed them.

Just played with their winkies a bit.

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What would you do for the flying car?

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"Umm… how much is it?"

"There's only on condition, free of charge!"

"What's the condition?"

"I AINT TELLING YOU!"

"Tell, or I aint doing it"

"Come on man, it's the flying car!"

"Fine… I'll take the car"

"Okay… but you have to chop off your foot"

"DAMMIT, THE DEALS OFF!"

"You get local afterwards… just not during"

"Hmm… which foot?"

"You choose"

"Okay, my left one"

"Right…."

"What?"

"Well, the local he gives you kinda knocks you out. Then… he fiddles with your widdle"

"Aww crap! Deals off!"

"Come on! Flying car here! Life time of riches and fame and fortune and-"

"Fine."

"Okay… but after he's done with you he then lets his friends play with you too"

"…"

"It's for the flying car! Do it! Come on!"

"Okay, fine!"

"You mean you'd chop of your foot then let a heap of guys fiddle your widdle?"

"…?"

"I thought I knew you man. I thought I knew you!"

"…"

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Yeah. I don't think I will ever look at Hiro the same.

EVER.

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ANGST.

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It's what causes us to feel sad and emotional.

EMO.

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I will never forget my emo slash yeast heritage.

Not on your watch.

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"What about mine?"

"Yes Hatori, on yours I'll forget. But not Shigure's"

"…"

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I had a dream once.

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I was Cinderella.

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Thousands of men were killing each other for me.

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Night and day.

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But then, they found out I was a guy.

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It was a very angsty dream.

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Very…

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"Yuki, you freak (slap)!"

"Please Kagura, like you can talk! OBSESSED!"

"Gasp! (crys)"

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You know, I've been through a lot of crazy situations in my life.

But I have a favourite.

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"Hey Yuki, I was just wondering about… about your secret…"

"UO! What the hell?"

"Yeah… Tohru told me about.. it"

"Ooh…"

"I just don't understand how someone like her could end up with terribly cursed people. The curse of angst is very bad, ya know. I'm sorry, dude"

"(almost had heart attack)"

"What?"

"Heh… nothing…"

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I had a heap of rats surround me yesterday. It was funny.

I was in science class and my teacher had heaps of rats for us to experiment on.

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Tohru was depressed for me, because that's like, my SPECIES MAN.

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Kyo was happy though. He was using one as a voodoo of me.

Silly bitch.

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I clicked my tongue in a very attractive manor and all the rats came and jumped on my desk.

Everyone stared.

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I laughed.

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"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yuukkiii…"

"Tohru, you really should get that stutter checked out"

"But the r-r-rats…"

"What about them? They like me. Want to suck one? You can suck me!"

"…"

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So maybe that wasn't the best thing to say. But hey.

I say what I wanna say.

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BALLS is the only word in the dictionary that when heard, people laugh and think the wrong thing.

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"Balls"

"Yuki, you feral!"

"No Momiji, look. Balls. Soccer balls"

"… Ooh…"

"(smirk)"

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I have a confession to make.

Just one, before I leave.

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….(suspense)

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I DID YOUR MUM!

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A/N:

Wow… the end of the series. 20 chapters of utter insanity, pervertedness and things I (at 13) shouldn't really be talking about.

Oh well.

I hope you really loved it! I loved writing this thing.

One last review? For me?