A/N: Okay, this is my first time trying out a parody. I figured I'd start with my favorite video game of all time. I'll post the characters of Destiny Island for right now. The rest of the characters will be posted in the next chapter.
Sora: Beast Boy
Kairi: Terra
Riku: Aqualad
Selphie: Starfire
Tidus: Robin
Wakka: Speedy
Mysterious stranger: Mysterious stranger (Heh... don't worry, you find out who it is all in due time.)
You'll only be seeing Beast Boy(A.k.a. Sora) in this first chapter, seeing as it is his dive to the heart.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Teen Titans, or Kingdom Hearts for that matter. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to own both of them, and have tons of money, and a big mansion, and a nice shiny car, and a lime green chainsaw, but- erm. Nevermind. You get my point.
The camera rolls for a moment, showing nothing but darkness. Suddenly, it zooms in on a boy who's standing on what looks to be a giant pillar with a stained glass image on top; the image is showing Snow White.
We zoom in further on the boy, so that we can see he is… well… green, with spiky hair. It's none other than Beast Boy from the Teen Titans. However, his hair is spikier than usual and the clothes are a bit different, giving away the role he's playing.
Beast Boy glances around confusedly. "What?" he exclaims, looking completely lost. "What the heck happened? I was just about to slip those socks under Cyborg's pillow and-" Upon sight of the camera, Beast Boy gives a sheepish look and cuts himself off before finishing his sentence.
He screams slightly after staring down at his clothes. "DUDE! THESE AREN'T MY CLOTHES!" he yells, looking horrified. Indeed, he was wearing a red shirt that had white sleeves, with a blue vest over it, along with a blue hood. A large belt was over his shorts, which poofed out a little, though they didn't sag, really.
"AND CHECK OUT MY SHOES!" he shouts, looking close to tears. The shoes were a scary sight. They were large and yellow, with a little black over the top of them.
A hand waves in front of the camera at Beast Boy, from the person holding the camera as they struggle to contain their laughter.
Beast Boy's eyes flash over at the camera-holder. "HOPE?" he shouts in dismay.
This so-called 'Hope' waves again. "Welcome to my first parody- starring… YOU!"
He gives a blank look before shaking his head. "That's it. I quit," he announces.
"You can't quit!" Hope tells him simply.
"Yeah? Why not?" Beast Boy demands to know.
The camera shifts for a minute, giving away the fact that Hope isn't very good at filming things. "Because… if you try to quit, the beauty of writer magic will just bring you back here!"
He stares with a terrified expression, before shaking his head in anger. "I hate you and your stupid fan fics."
Hope lets out an evil chuckle. "Thank you!" she remarks, before both go back to the actual parody.
Suddenly, words appear out of nowhere, speaking momentarily of how Beast Boy doesn't have much time to learn everything before he must open the door to light.
Beast Boy gives an annoyed stare at the writing. "Can we hurry this up?"
Whatever. I'm still getting paid. the words retort.
The words fade out and a couple more sentences take their place. Power sleeps within you. If you give it form, it will give you strength.
As soon as these words start to fade, three small pillars pop up, each featuring a different item. One is a sword, one's a staff, and the other is a shield.
Beast Boy walks up to them while eerie music drones on. He studies each object in turn, before staring at the camera again. "Why do they all have a Mickey Mouse symbol on them? And while we're at it, why am I standing on a picture of Snow White?" he asks irritably.
The camera moves, indicating that Hope shrugged. "I dunno. Disney's paying for most of this, so they have to bring in Disney stuff a lot."
He shakes his head at Hope before looking at the weapons. Finally, he grabs the sword, holding it up in the air and striking a heroic pose. "To infinity- and beyond!" he yells out.
"They don't bring in Disney stuff like THAT!" Hope hisses at him.
He merely grins sheepishly. The sword has vanished temporarily. After a moment, he glances around frantically. "Hello? Can we move it along here?" he demands.
You have chosen the power of the warrior. Now what will you give up in exchange?
Beast Boy thinks for a moment. "I have to give up something? I don't wanna give anything up!"
You have to.
He shakes his head. "Nu-uh!" he insists.
Give something up NOW! the words instruct.
Sighing, Beast Boy relents. He grabs the shield and attempts to chuck it over the edge of the giant column he's standing on. Unfortunately, some unknown force makes it bounce back and hit him in the head.
"Ooooow! MY HEAD!" Beast Boy cries, clutching his forehead.
I don't get paid enough for this. the words remark, before moving along the scene.
The shield vanishes, and the pillar begins to rumble.
Eyes widening, he gulps. "Well… that can't be good."
There is a moment's pause before the pillar shatters and Beast Boy is just visible falling into darkness before the camera cuts off.
The camera comes back on, now showing Beast Boy standing on a giant pillar with a stained glass image of Cinderella. "Sorry about that, folks! It takes awhile to get down there even with writer magic sometimes!" Hope explains apologetically from behind the camera.
The words reappear, making an effort to instruct him about the dangers of letting the darkness get hold of the light in his heart. However, when they realize Beast Boy isn't paying any attention, they cease, and allow a small, black creature with big pupil-less yellow eyes to rise up from the floor. For those of you who don't know, that would be the most common type of Heartless. If you don't know what a Heartless is… well… you probably shouldn't be reading this fan fiction.
Beast Boy jerks around, and upon seeing the Heartless, yelps. Surprisingly, the sword he chose earlier appears in his hand. "I don't know how to use this!" he cries. Luckily, once he swings it, it hits the Heartless dead on, defeating it near instantly.
He stands there, looking triumphant with his sword in his hand, and unaware of the Heartless that has just appeared behind him that is closing in.
The camera does a full view of the surroundings, apparently meaning that Hope is expecting to see more writing. "You're supposed to warn him!" she whispers at the air.
Aww… do I have to? the words whine.
"Yes!"
The words pause, apparently disappointed about having to be nice to Beast Boy. Look out! Behind you! finally appears in Beast Boy's view.
Jerking around, the green changeling fights that Heartless, sighing as more appear. He continues to fight, until the last one is vanquished. Unlike the others, this Heartless sinks into the ground, its darkness seeping in and spreading over the floor, also covering Beast Boys feet.
"AH!" Beast Boy yells in surprise, scrambling to get away. The dark portal sucks him in though, and the camera cuts out once more.
A few minutes later, the scene returns, this time featuring our little green Titan lying on a column that features an Alice in Wonderland-type picture, unconscious.
As Beast Boy continues to remain knocked out, the camera moves up and down as she approaches him. We see a foot suddenly swing into view as it kicks him in the shin.
"Eep!" Beast Boy exclaims, jolting upright. He looks around briefly, before standing up, wondering what to do next. A beam of light suddenly shines, allowing a door to come into view, though it appears somewhat see-through. "Hey, a door!" he shouts, making a move to go open the door. Unfortunately, he goes right through it.
"Aw man!" he grumbles, crossing his arms while he pouts.
The words seem to be annoyed, seeing as they are no longer showing up, though they are still sending hints. A red box appears a little ways off from the door.
Mumbling under his breath due to his annoyance, Beast Boy walks over to the box, the sword appearing in his hands once more. He taps the box and opens it, causing a wooden crate to appear. He sends Hope a quizzical look.
The camera sways up and down as Hope shrugs. "Just whack it till you bust it open!"
Grinning evilly, it wouldn't be surprising if Beast Boy were picturing Hope's face on the crate as he smacked it with the sword until it came open, allowing the rim around the door to become solid.
Only seconds later, a barrel appeared from nowhere. He makes the correct assumption in supposing he would need to break that as well. As soon as it breaks, the rest of the door gains its solid appearance.
Beast Boy runs over, swinging the door open and running through.
"Wait! Wait for me!" Hope yells, trying to run after him, but tripping as she does so, causing the camera to cut off yet again.
After about five minutes' worth of static, the camera comes on to show Beast Boy screaming as he runs away from a huge cluster of Heartless, now on top of a Sleeping Beauty stained glass column.
While he struggles, the camera merely follows him. "Er… I'm afraid the last part was rather… boring," Hope admits to the viewers. "Our hero came upon an illusion of his home island, along with three of his friends. After his friends asked him the same questions continuously, Beast Boy threw a little… hissy fit…" she mutters.
"I DID NOT!" Beast Boy defends while continuing to run away from the Heartless, only attacking them on occasion.
The camera continues to film him with the Heartless until they finally all are defeated. A staircase then appears at the edge of the column, leading up to yet another pillar of stained glass up ahead.
Later, Beast Boy finally approaches the next column. A panting sound is heard from behind the camera. "I will… NEVER… take the stairs… again," Hope pants.
Beast Boy looks around, tapping his foot. "I'm waaaaaaaiiiiiiittttinnnnng," he calls to the writing in a sing-song voice.
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes. the writing states. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Hope clears her throat in a disapproving way.
Oh fine. But don't be afraid. And don't forget… the writing trails off there, leaving Beast Boy and whatever victims viewing the tape to wonder what they weren't supposed to forget.
There's a brief moment of silence before Beast Boy turns around. "WHAT THE F-" he starts, Hope cutting him off with a loud sneeze.
Beast Boy's shadow has grown to the height of a two story shopping mall.
Our hero makes an attempt to turn and run, but Hope stops him. "You can't leave! You either fight that Heartless, or me!" she demands.
His face falls, and he dejectedly marches back to the Heartless. The battle is intense, Beast Boy finally getting the hang of his sword. He swings it around, slashing at the giant Heartless' hands whenever opportunity allows.
Minutes later, it looks as if the battle is about to be won. Beast Boy raises up his sword, only to have the Heartless lower its hands to the ground, letting darkness flow and make another portal that makes an effort to suck up Beast Boy, making the sword disappear suddenly.
The changeling's eyes widen. "That's not fair!" he yells. "Hey… wait a minute… why can't I just use my powers?"
"Because I said so!" Hope intervenes.
Beast Boy sighs, struggling right before the darkness finally engulfs him.
Hope coughs loudly, prompting the writing to finish it up.
But don't be afraid. You hold the mightiest weapon of all. And don't forget- you are the one who will open the door.
A/N: If you couldn't tell, I'm Hope, your all-powerful writer/director for this parody.
Anyways, I know it's not much, but I'm half asleep right now. I hope you all like it so far! No flames please!
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