Chapter Three
AN: Fine, fine, I'll tell you the reason why I made Ed and Al say 'I love you' to Winry at the same time. It's because I couldn't decide who should say their true feelings first and it would probably be nice to both Ed/Winry and Al/Winry lovers. (Personally, I like Ed/Winry better... NO OFFENCE TO THOSE WHO LIKE AL/WINRY! Don't hate me because of my opinion, k?)
Winry looked at Edward and Alphonse and started running away from them in a speed as quick as lighting.
"Winry! WINRY!" Edward and Alphonse exclaimed as they ran after her.
"It's all your fault Al. Well, you wait your dumbassed self here and I'll escort her to us." Edward insulted as he ran after Winry after he pushed Alphonse to the ground roughly.
All because of one girl that was both of the two brothers affection, they had started to act rather odd and not themselves. Alphonse had actually felt selfish and jealous while Edward had actually hurt and insulted his own brother really badly.
"Right when I turn into a human, Brother just has to seize everything away from me, doesn't he? Why couldn't he just break my heart when I was a hunk of armour metal instead? So much for being a true brother, Brother..." Alphonse thought as he was on the verge of tears.
"Winry, come back here right now! Why're you just running away like that all of a sudden! Is that what you would've done at Risembool!" Edward exclaimed as he ran after Winry.
"Ed! Al! Just go away for now! GO AWAY!" Winry exclaimed as she ran away from Edward.
People watched them and a person said,"Wow, talk about relationship problems."
"No, I saw those three chatting away and then soon both of those two odd guys said their true feelings at the same time and now that pretty babe's running away." A teenage guy answered to the person.
"Ah, so I see. Thanks person!" The person answered with a smile.
Other people continued to stare at Edward and Winry running and started talking about what they think happened with their own wild and wacky versions.
Winry soon got exhausted and collasped onto the ground as tears fell from her face and on her white dress.
Edward stopped and sat next to her, he put his automail-less arm around her shoulders and said,"Winry... Don't cry... Please, just don't cry."
Winry shoved Edward's arm off of her and stood up again, nearly making Edward lose his balance and fall.
"Ed, where's Al? Why did you leave him?" Winry asked as she looked at Edward get up.
"Oh, well, umm... Al just didn't come because he knew that it was his fault that you cried." Edward lied as he looked away from Winry.
"Don't lie, you jerk! While I was running, I had turned around and I saw and heard you insult Al and shove him on the ground really hard all because he was going to get the one that he wanted most! You selfish jerk!" Winry exclaimed as she ran back to the place where Alphonse was.
As Edward watched Winry leave with sadness and regret, he sat down and threw a rock in the river right on the bottom of the hill. "Damn it, I just lost all of my chances of ever making Winry like me..."
Edward sighed and grabbed another stone and threw it in the river, it skipped a little and then it fell into the water's depths. "Oh well, I guess Al could have Winry to himself... I could just force myself to fall in love with one of my 'girlfriends'..."
Roy Mustang looked around Riza Hawkeye's house with great interest and curiousity and then finally complimented,"Your home is very neat and organized Riza. Looks like you use your work habits outside of work too."
Riza Hawkeye smiled at the compliment and answered,"Thank you Colonel--- I mean Roy." Hawkeye still was not used to calling her very close companion Roy as she had been calling him Colonel for about ten years.
"So Riza, since we both told each other our true feelings and you're actually letting me see your home and everything... Is it okay if you become my girlfriend and all? We do know both of our true feelings now after all and there's no point of knowing this intimate information if we do not become closer in our relationship." Roy Mustang said while looking at Riza Hawkeye straight in the face as he did when he was serious.
Riza Hawkeye blushed a bit and then nodded slowly. "Of course Roy. I would love to take a step higher in our relationship."
"But if you want to date me, there will have to be some strict conditions that you will have to follow since I will order you to follow them on every single date." Roy Mustang said with a mischievious grin.
Riza Hawkeye somehow knew that she would regret this conditions, she sighed and asked,"What are these strict conditions Roy?"
"You will have to wear a tight tank-top and a mini-skirt and we will have to kiss after every date ends!" Roy Mustang exclaimed commandingly.
As Roy Mustang spotted the blonde that was actually very sharp and intelligent, he looked at her and asked,"Deal... Or no deal?"
AN:ZOMFG! I made Mustang copy the 'Deal Or No Deal' line phrase thing!XDlol
Riza Hawkeye looked at Roy Mustang and said,"How about we change the deal and make it that I will wear a dress and we will kiss whenever every date is over?"
Roy Mustang smiled and nodded his head in agreement. "That's far better than my deal, I actually think that you would look better in a dress too!"
Riza Hawkeye blushed slightly and changed the topic quickly. "So Roy, what would you like to eat? I could make you something right now."
"Whatever you would like to eat, my Riza." Roy Mustang answered.
Riza Hawkeye went into the kitchen and swiftly worked on making the perfect romantic dinner.
Winry ran up to Alphonse while panting heavily, she frowned when she saw that Alphonse really was still sitting where Edward had shoved him.
"Al, I'm so sorry that I didn't stop Ed when he shoved you and everything! That mean jerk... He didn't have to do that all because of me." Winry said as she was trying with all her determination to not cry in front of the two heartbroken brothers.
Alphonse looked at Winry with a smile and stammered,"N-No, it's okay! D-D-Don't worry about it and all! It was my own fault for not stopping Brother, not yours Winry!"
Winry looked at Alphonse and stood up, she reached her hand out to him to help him up.
Alphonse grabbed her hand and Winry helped Alphonse get up with a smile on her face.
"So, where's Brother? I want to tell him something..." Alphonse asked as he looked around for his elder brother Edward.
"I don't know, maybe he's still by that river." Winry said as she led the way to where she was with Edward before.
They walked there and Edward was not there in sight at all.
"Maybe Brother went back to the State Alchemist Building. He did have lots of paperwork to finish, he had triple the time of how much I had." Alphonse said as he led the way to the State Alchemist Building.
They walked to the State Alchemist Building in silence, both of them were upset for their own reasons.
Edward, as angry and heartbroken he was, was in the library trying to find out things about the 'past' when he was a Major and Roy Mustang was a Colonel and such.
Colonel Edward Elric checked in a billion and one books and ended up falling asleep on the piles of books had checked.
"Colonel Elric... Colonel Elric, please wake up. If you are so tired and sleepy then how about you go back to your dormitory room and sleep there?" The librarian said as she tried to wake Edward up in a quiet manner as she was a librarian and even she was expected to follow all library rules and regulations.
"Huhh...? Winry said I love you to me... I kissed her..." Edward mumbled in half conciousness, he did not realize that the librarian was standing right next to where he was sitting and that she was staring at him with the 'you're totally mental' look.
"WHAT! You heard me say all of THAT!" Edward exclaimed as he heard the librarian tell him all that he had mumbled half unconciously.
"Don't worry though Colonel, I'll keep it as my little secret that I won't share with others." The librarian said with a smile as she started shelving the books that were sprawled around the table Edward was using to research.
Edward Elric quickly grabbed the book that he needed and left the librarian in her shelving duty, he checked the book out and started going into his office until he bumped into both Winry and Alphonse.
"Can't you dumbasses ever watch where you're going!" Edward exclaimed, he was still awakening so he was kind of dazed and spaced out.
Colonel Edward Elric soon stupidly realized that the two that had bumped into him was Winry and Alphonse, he looked at them and muttered,"Oh, it's you. You're the last people I wanted to see. I have enough problems on my mind already and you two are just going to create more."
AN: I know that this chappie was practically just filled with stupid, cruddy pairing romance stuff and hardly any action. The next chapter is going to be the final chapter with all the truth of how they got switched and why only certain people remembered. I have all the ideas and some scenes thought out, but I don't know how to write it in a story. You know what I mean?
Disclaimer:'Kay, obviously I don't own FMA. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfics or anything and I would be a freaking billionaire or something with a giant mansion and everything with this huge pool with a pink flamingo thing standing somewhere. w;; I do, however, own the charries that I rightfully made up with my own creativity. (Minor characters that come for one line count too!)
