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Juliana walked fast back to the cafeteria as Adrienne, Trixie and Alice came out. Adrienne was reading something as Alice closed her eyes tight, and Trixie chewed on her nail.
"Alice, what the fuck?" Trixie slapped her shoulder.
"I'm trying to wash my mind out of that mental image that Tap gave me," Alice cringed.
"Oh come on, I have seen worse on one of my dad's fuck tapes."
"What?"
"Porn. I call porn fuck tapes."
"That makes it worse."
Adrienne stopped reading the note abruptly, "I can't believe this. I cannot believe this!"
"Come on, fuck tape isn't that bad!" Trixie defended herself. "It's not as bad as shit mobile!"
"Thanks for reminding me!" Alice yelped.
"Not that, Trixie, Cecil! I can't believe him!"
"What did he do?" Trixie asked as Alice continued to "cleanse" her mind.
"He just… my Cecil… I can't believe him. I can't believe him!"
"What?"
"Nothing. Nothing," Adrienne started to cry as she tore up the note and then started jumping on it. "Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. NOTHING!"
"Wow, dude, fucking stop! People are going to see you!" Trixie tried to stop her just as Juliana walked up looking just as confused as she had been when Gina asked her to kill the warden.
"Hello, Jules," Adrienne said, still crying slightly.
"Oh thank God! She was freaking me the fuck out!" Trixie said, relieved.
"Where did you go?" Adrienne asked.
"Um…" Juliana started, not sure how to explain the situation.
"Maybe we should go to the tent," Alice said as she tried to comfort Adrienne.
"NO! No, no, that's a bad idea," Juliana shouted.
"Why are you shouting?" Adrienne asked.
"No reason. Nothing."
"Nothing."
"Nothing."
"NOTHING! OH MY CECIL!" Adrienne burst into tears.
"Look what you did! She is crying again! It is mother fucking annoying!" Trixie said through clenched teeth.
"I'm sure she didn't mean to," Alice remarked, putting her arm around Adrienne. "Maybe we should go back to the tent."
"Please no," Juliana pleaded.
"Hey look, there's Magnet! MAGNET! OH MAGNET, BUDDY! COME OVER HHHEEEERRRREEE!" Trixie yelped as she jumped up and down.
"Tent it is!" Juliana cried as she dragged the crying Adrienne and Alice with her to the tent as fast as she could. Trixie stood there for a moment trying to figure out where they were going, but then she realized and followed after.
"Wait guys! Wait!"
"Dude, what was that for, exactly?" Alice asked, grasping her hurt arm as the three came into their tent.
"Magnet… he… he…." Juliana breathed
"What is with you guys not finishing sentences! I can't help you if you are saying vague crap like, 'Magnet… he… he….' It's annoying!"
"Leaving a most cherished friend is also annoying! Why would you just leave me!" Trixie snarled as she rushed in.
"Look, you've made Trixie so upset she can't cuss!" Alice snapped at Juliana.
"Magnet said he loved me!" Juliana screamed.
Adrienne looked up from her collapsed position on her cot, "What now?"
"He said he loved me, and he asked me to marry him, and it was incredibly weird!"
"You can't marry him! What about college? What about life? What about me? You were supposed to be my fallback if I weren't married by the time I was thirty!"
"I didn't agree to it! Are you crazy? I don't even know him!"
Trixie scratched her head, "What exactly is going on here?"
Alice crossed her arms, "That's exactly what I want to know."
"Why were you crying, Adrienne?"
Adrienne looked up, "Cecil… he… he…."
Alice grabbed Adrienne by the shoulders, "Don't make me smack you."
"He's going to Harvard."
Adrienne covered her mouth as if what she just said was poisonous and burst into tears again.
"What?" the three other girls asked together.
"We were supposed to go to Yale together and then… he is going to Harvard! That is blasphemy in my book! Go to Princeton or something, but not Harvard! Oh, what about the football game between the two? I'll have to cheer against my boyfriend or cheer against my school…. I can't even stand the thought!"
"But… you guys broke up," Alice raised an eyebrow.
"He said he wanted to get back together in his letter. Harvard. How can he go to Harvard? I thought we meant more than that."
The tent was silent for a moment. Then Tap burst in with a bright smile. Alice, Trixie and Juliana jumped back in surprise. Adrienne smiled and waved to her.
"Guys, great news!" Tap smiled wide.
"What?" the four said together.
"Greg is going to be beat by a pulp by Armpit!"
"WHAT!"
"Yeah."
"How is that great news?" Trixie asked, shaking Tap a little.
"Well, it will make Greg seem gay. Have you seem him try to punch someone?"
"Come on, we have to stop them!" Adrienne said as she got up and raced out the tent.
"Where are you guys going? You're going to get blood on your jumpsuits!" Tap called after them. "Wait for me!"
Gina sat on a lawn chair in front of the library, thinking very hard about what life must be like for a copy machine. She squinted her eyes slightly as she watched the loser one, the slut, the annoying black one, the foul one and the nutcase walking fast to the wreck room. She thought for only a moment about following them, but then started to think about John Travolta on fire and every other thought blew out of her mind. She moved in her seat slightly as she started to envision Travolta's skin burning off. Then she saw Mr. Sir going fast toward the wreck room. She rose up in her seat immediately.
"Mr. Sir! I have something to discuss with you!" she called.
He stopped dead in his tracks, "Can it wait?"
"I don't wait."
Mr. Sir sighed and walked up to her, looking her straight in the face and revealing a horrible looking scratch on his face. Gina screamed in disgust.
"What is that?" she asked, covering her face.
"It's been there for a while," he replied.
"Ew. Ew. What is… ew. Oh, I can't even look at it…. Oh ew! Now it's even more disgusting since I looked away!"
"What did you need to discuss?"
"Um… oh yeah! Um… Mr. Sir, I believe you know what my intentions are."
"Your intentions?"
"Yes, my intentions."
"I don't know what your intentions are."
"Well, you should."
"Well, I don't."
"Mr. Sir, you are playing with my emotions."
"Am I?"
"Yes, you are! You see, every time I talk to you, you make me more and more in love with you, and I can't stand it! I am not one of those girls who is crazy for a guy! I am pretty! Pretty girls don't do that! We take them, and we throw them away, but you haven't given me that chance! All you do is play with my emotions, and it is really pissing me off!"
Mr. Sir stood there dumbfounded with his mouth wide open, and his eyes glazing over.
"And that thing on your face is really quite putrid and foul," Gina crossed her arms, getting her last words in.
"You…" Mr. Sir started.
"I what?"
"You are scary. Now, I have to go because there is a fight in the wreck room."
"Sure there is, and there is a group of intern spies planning to make one of the tents escape! You don't need to lie to me!"
"I'm going away now, so…. Hey, look over there!"
"Where?" Gina looked.
When she looked back, Mr. Sir was gone and only a puff of dust remained. She slumped down on her lawn chair and again thought of John Travolta on fire until her mind turned to the idea of an elephant clown on wheels.
So, kids, that was it. I am trying for a holiday thing. Trying to update on a timely basis. Thanks to VeriTEra (uh… okay. Glad you like it), Anony (well thank you. I'm glad that I made you laugh and Tap is quite funny), BrokenAngel1753 (I like Magnet because he was like Darcy, and I like Darcy, so that is always good), GE (I LOVE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE! I didn't see it five times or anything because I loved it so much… I totally didn't, don't accuse me of anything. I like that Giorgio likes reading Star magazine. I don't know why, but I just do), Nosilla (I will make a note for future chapters that Magnet is yours. Pride and Prejudice rad beyond words. Gina is insane, and that is why she is so likable), and LeMoNsOuR (Yep, Magnet is weird. Weird like a fox! Okay, that didn't make sense, but I thought it was appropriate for the time being. I'm sure that that very lovely person who told me to erase my story was reading someone else's. I'm sure. C2 is fine. It took me a while to understand though. Still don't understand it and I don't care either! Woot!) Anyway, soI'll try to do more updating. We have to see what happens to Greg! I don't even know what will happen. It will be an experience for the both of us.
