Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts...sadly Or the lyrics in this

Summery: Riku finds out his grandfather is dying. He decides to sing a little song...


"Hey Riku", Sora greeted his friend in his normal cheerful nature. Riku simply sighs ignoring the brunette. Sora frowns slighty.

"Hey Riku, is something wronge", Sora asked starting to feel somewhat uneasy. Riku looks to Sora then back at the water. Sora seats himself next to Riku indian style, and stares at him as he looks blankely into the ocean.

Riku sighs again. " I just found out that my Grandfathers dying." Sora looks thoughtful for a moment.

"Hey Riku I didn't know you had a grandfather"

"Heh funny neither did I, But I have to help the old geezer pick out his casket. I bet he's rich as Hell though". Riku smiled.

"That's not very nice", Sora muttered under his breath.

"Yeah but look at it this way" Riku said, then started to sing.

"When grandfather dies life will be strange

when grandfather dies my whole world will changed

when grandfather dies I'll scream and I'll yell...cause I'll be fuckin rich as hell"

Sora gapes at his older friend. "Riku", Sora says in a how could u voice. Riku continues to sing.

"Oh grandfather die don't leave me in suspense

oh grandfather cough... up that inheritance

oh grandfather don't hold on another day

I love you to death... but I gots bills to pay."

"What bills", Sora mutters under his breath.

"A stroke would be nice

desease would be cool

I'd scatter his ashes In my new swimming pool..."

"Hey your getting a new swimming pool.. cool!" Sora shouts. Riku ignores him.

"I'll jam with the stones

I'll dine with the queen so lets

say we unplugg that machine"

"How sad he has to use a machine" Sora sighed sadly.

"So grandfather don't wait untill the fiscal year

oh grandfather I... wish cavorky n were here

Oh grandfather come and take you final bow

Oh grandfather die... family hates u anyhow"

"That's mean Riku. He's your gramps"

"Oh shove it" Riku says then continues singing.

"For god sakes you must be as old as the sun

your social security number is 1

your deaf dumb and blind an amputee

you donate your blood every time that you pee"

"Eww Riku that's grose" Sora frowns deeply then makes a gagging motion.

"Your arthrits acts up whenever it rains

Your so old your penis has vericose veins

Oh why must you live grampa

Why must you fight"

"Maybe it's just not his time", Sora suggestst cutely. Riku screams.

"YOU OLD MOTHER FUCKER JUST WAKLK TOWARDS THE GOD DAMN LIGHT!"

Sora gapes once more. If his mouth were open any further his jaw would snap.

"walk towards the light old man, walk towards the light old man" . Riku's phone rings.

"Hello" He answers. Sora watches him curiously. "Oh no that's terrible", Riku smirks and mouths 'yes'. "Okay, ... yeah... I'll be there asap". Riku hangs up the phone and places it in his pocket.

"Hey Riri what happened?" Sora asks innocently. Riku turns to Sora, and...

"It's all over now... my grandaddys dead

a mysterious blow to his wrinkled old head"

Sora smiles sadly, "It's okay Riku".

"b4 I collect a small over sight

but everthing should work out all right."

Riku smiles innocently, "I'll Start working on my grandama tonight..."

Sora smacks his forhead. 'I sure am glad he's not my grandson'.

owari


Song by Stephen Lynch.