Kingdom Heartless

Disclaimer: I don't own KH.

Author's Notes: I'm so sorry this is so late! I had writer's block. Please forgive me.

The First Day

Xemnas was announcing his plans to the Organization. "I have discovered another one of Sora's nobodies. That would mean, obviously, that Sora has another heartless. Sora will become an enormous thorn in our side if he stays alive as a heartless. Therefore, I have decided to send Roxas and Xaros out to locate this heartless and kill it. Its body-less heart will assist us in our quest. Are there any objections?"

After the meeting Demyx met Xibar in one of the halls of Castle Oblivion. "I thought he was going to fire me just to keep the name Organization 13!" Demyx exclaimed.

"I wouldn't be surprised, dude. You have a bad reputation with things like attention span," Xibar noted, grinning.

"Least I can carry a tune." Demyx grumbled.

"Come on, lighten up! I was kidding."

"You were not."

"Was too."

"Were not."

Saix happened to be walking by the hall. "Bickering like little boys," he said scornfully. "What has this organization come to?"

Meanwhile, Axel had been ordered to give Xaros a tour of the castle. He was showing him around the strange halls and twists and turns. Axel was explaining, "This is the hall of rooms. There is one room for each of the 13 members. Got it memorized?"

"No," said Xaros. "Why are there 14 rooms?"

"Hmmmm," Axel thought for a second. "Oh. That's Naminé's room. She's a witch. Got it memorized?"

"Wait a sec. A... witch?" Xaros was amazed.

He walked down the hall to the door of her room. He knocked on the door. Axel waited, impatiently tapping his foot. The door slowly creaked open. But instead of an ugly old lady, he saw a beautiful girl in the doorway. "I-I thought you... were a witch," Xaros stammered. Naminé smiled.

"You aren't the first. I remember a boy who looked a lot like you asking the same thing on his first day here. What's your name?"

"Xaros."

Naminé realized who she was talking to."It happened again?" she called out to Axel. Axel nodded.

"What do you mean?" asked Xaros.

"Come on, Xaros, let's go," said Axel as he walked over and literally dragged Xaros away.

"That... girl..." Xaros said.

Axel was surprised. Xaros was showing signs of being heterosexual. That was interesting to know.

At the end of the tour, Axel finally told Xaros about his mission. "You're going to have to kill something in about a month. Got it memorized?"

"Kill?" Xaros was displaying tendencies that matched his other.

"It can't think on it's own. It's like a beast. It's called a heartless, got it memorized?"

"What if I can't kill it?"

"You'll be training the whole time. Got it memorized?"

"Yes," Xaros said, concluding the tour.

Axel ran off to find Roxas.

Donald piloted his gummi ship through a warp hole. Although it was not too reliable, Chip and Dale had assured Donald that there was a 90 percent chance that the hole would end at Hollow Bastion. He flew through silently praying that the warp hole would end up at Hollow Bastion. Chip and Dale were almost right. The warp hole ended close to Hollow Bastion. Donald found himself staring into the face of Monstro. The great whale began to suck him in. Donald swore violently. This was going to take a while.

TO BE CONTIUED

Author's note: Are you still awake? Really? I'm surprised. I thought that was a boring chapter. My most boring chapter ever.