Chapter Two

2. Have a nice drive

Disclaimer: I HATE disclaimers with a fiery passion. I mean, think about the name of the site: "FanFICTION". Does it take a genius to figure out none of us owns Drake & Josh?


Drake was true to his word.

He wouldn't go anywhere with anyone at anytime. And even though Josh thought it was cool to be hanging out with his brother more, he could tell Drake wasn't really happy about it.

"Oh, I'm going to lose my popularity if I don't start going out again. Already I've had to turn down about ten dates. Girls are starting to look at me weird." Drake groaned.

"Dude, being popular doesn't mean everything." Josh shrugged.

"What?"

"Okay, maybe it does to you."

Drake smiled. "For once," He said dramatically, "you're right!"

Josh shook his head.


"Hey, I'm going to go to the Premiere to meet the guys." Drake said. "Later!"

"Bye, Drake! Have a good time!" Audrey yelled after him.

Drake walked out to his car and opened his door. He started to get in but stopped when he noticed a piece of paper on the seat.

He picked it up and was surprised to find writing on it. He unfolded it and read it:

Have a nice drive.

"What?" Drake panicked immediately. What if he got down the road and the brakes didn't work? Or what if his engine failed while he was on the highway? Or…

Thousands of possibilities were running through his head while he was checking his car. Even though he couldn't find anything, he still was nervous.

"I'm not taking my car." He finally decided, "In fact, I'm just staying here today."


Drake was just reaching for his guitar when suddenly he stopped. It was Saturday evening and he was laying in his room doing nothing, like he always did on Saturdays ever since he'd received the letter, but he had a feeling that Megan was the culprit.

"Yo, boob." Megan said, walking out.

"Hey! Megan, what are you doing in our room?"

"None of your beeswax." Megan retorted.

"You'd better not be setting up any of your pranks! If you are -"

"I am, for Josh!"

"Oh, cool! Can I help?"

"Whatever." Megan rolled her eyes.

"So, what are we doing?"

"Just what I said, you boob! Pranking Josh!"

"How can I help?" Drake asked.

"See that TV remote over there?" She asked, pointing.

"Yeah."

"Did you notice that it isn't normally in here?"

"Noooo…"

"Come on Drake, do I have to spell this out for you?"

"Would you?"

"Look, Drake, that remote over there, it isn't really a remote.You press this button," Megan explained, showing Drake a big red button that was on the remote, "and Josh gets zapped."

"Ohhh… okay, how did you get a remote that's not really a remote with a button that sends electrical currents?"

"That doesn't matter." Megan said. "Now, when Josh goes to bed, make sure you press the button. I'm trusting you to do something that simple. Don't screw up."

"Okay. Now, hurry, Josh will be home any minute. Get out of our room before he sees you!"

"I'll come and go as I please." Megan said. "And no one will stop me. Understood, Drake? Because I have dreams. And when I dream those dreams, things happen to you."

"Oh, okay." Drake stuttered, not wanting to experience those "dreams" she was talking about.


"Hey, Drake!" Josh said, entering the room just after Megan left.

"Josh." Drake replied, sitting on his bed while playing his guitar.

"So… what did you do today?"

"Played a little guitar, watched a little TV, ate lots of junk food, what about you?"

"I served customers, got Helen a few hot dogs, and served some more customers!"

"Sounds like my day was better." Drake turned his attention back to his guitar.

"Come on. I like working at the movie theater."

"Yeah. Whatever, man. Now, I got to go to sleep. I've got a busy day tomorrow."

"What are you doing tomorrow?"

"Nothing. And that can really sap your energy, Josh. I should know, since I haven't been on out a date in, like, months!"

"Okay, forget I asked. So, let's go to sleep. I see what you mean. I'm kind of tired too."

"Sleep tight, Josh." Drake said, making sure that Josh had turned the light off before giving him a Megan-type smile.

He waited quietly until Josh was asleep, and then pressed the button.

"Ouch!" Josh yelped, jumping out of the bed.

"What happened? Did Megan put more snakes in your bed?"

"No! But I think she set something up. I just got zapped!" He exclaimed.

"Such a small, 11-year-old girl shouldn't be able to do this sort of stuff."

"She's evil! Evil!"

"Yep. Now go back to bed, Josh."

Drake waited again until Josh was sleeping then shocked him again. Josh sprang up, yelping, "She did it again!" Drake held back a chuckle and continued his routine until he got bored.