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Chia Jeng Yang and AliciaF, there is no plot. Just funny and inventive ways to kill Covenant. Lol.
Mrs. Keynes 915, we're all afraid. Knowing what we are afraid of is the question…
A. Trole; no
dumass44; thanks, I try my best
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James sat in the rock cluster that overlooked the Covenant camp. It was exactly 2:24:53 am. James unpacked his gas powered elephant gun and took out two Elites and one Jackal. James scurried down the hill and dragged the Jackal to the front of the Gold Elites tent. Then, using anti-grav nodes, James took the Elites to a homemade blender and placed them in said blender.
The Elites woke up and saw James standing in front of him. Instinctively, they roared and attempted to grab their PR's. James waved their PR's in front of them, mockingly. James pressed a button, and the blender cut up the Elites into, well, mush.
James poured in some Covenant liquid food to mask the taste and a special chemical that caused a certain 'reaction' in all Covenant stomachs. Afterwards, James filled up several containers marked in the Covenant dialect as 'Food Surplus'.
One hour later, the food containers were back in the camp, which was a mile away from James's target camp. James giggled and uncontrollably. He knew that tomorrow at lunch time, the Covenant troops will eat their lunch and literally explode.
Grabbing the Jackal, James carried the still unconscious Jackal to the sleeping Elites, and careful not to wake up the Gold Elite, he lifted the Jackal onto the Elite. James then placed a camera above the Elite so that he could see the Elites reaction.
James reached the cluster of rocks, and fumbled with a big box. Slowly and quietly, James placed 50 of his modified Plasma Grenades in strategic places throughout the camp. Then, James went back to the cluster of rocks and switched on his Laptop and started up a program called ' modified Plasma Grenades control. Over 50 Plasma Grenade symbols were highlighted red, with crosses next to them.
Smiling insanely, James press and button marked 'Arm'. The Plasma Grenades armed, awaiting movement that would allow them to detonate. And so, James waited…
Covenant camp, 6.00 AMThe Gold Elite felt something pressing down on him. He opened his eyes and saw a naked Jackal on top of him. The Gold Elite yelled in confusion and shock, but the sounds stayed in the tent. The Gold Elite grabbed the Jackal and walked to the tents door. The Elite flung the Jackal out of the tent and was about to yell at it, when a blue aura filled his eyes, and he knew no more.
James awoke up to the alarm clock that buzzed in his ear from the earplug. He rubbed his eyes and checked the time;
5:57 AM
Grinning happily, James took out his binoculars and studied the Gold Elites tent. Almost instantly, a Jackals body flew out, activating one of the modified Plasma Grenades that nestled amongst it's unmodified brethren.
The Elite stepped out, pointed at the Jackal as it woke up, and never noticed the modified Plasma Grenade explode. The Gold Elite was vaporised instantly. The Jackals upper torso, which is what was left of the Jackal, flew in to the air and landed on another Jackal, crushing it. the rest of the Covenant woke up. The Grunts ran out of their tents, panicking comically and the Jackals activated their shields.
Elites, two Red and one Ultra rushed out of their tents. One Red Elite was thrown against a rock by a modified Plasma Grenades explosion, leaving a nasty mess. Another Red Elite was thrown off a cliff and down onto another Covenant camp and caused a huge explosion that killed 274 surviving members of a battalion of Covenant troops that had taken heavy casualties after they attempted to overrun a heavily defended Human fort.
The Ultra Elite had it's shield up and so survived the explosion. The Ultra Elite was sent flying into the sky but managed the land on a pile of Plasma Grenades. The Ultra Elite caused a modified Plasma Grenade to burst into blue flames and stick to the Ultra's foot. James burst out laughing at a sight that would amuse him for the rest of his life. The Ultra hopped up and down on the unmodified Plasma Grenades, activating them. The Ultra Elite's leg which had the modified Plasma Grenade on it was straight out in front of it. The Ultra Elite was screaming comically at the Plasma Grenade on its leg. The Ultra Elite exploded, taking with it dozens of Grunts and Jackals. Gore rained down everywhere.
A Grunts head flew from the explosion and hit another Grunts methane rig, which exploded, sending other Grunts and Jackals flying into unyielding rocks, etc. Gore from the crushed Grunts and Jackals painted the rocks in pretty colours. Finally, the camp fell silent, save for insane laughter that echoed down from a cluster of rocks on a hill. James calmed himself down with deep breathing and studied the Laptops screen. Over 12 modified Plasma Grenades were left. Most of the other Plasma Grenades had exploded randomly about the camp. James was about to press a button on the screen of his Laptop that said 'Detonate modified Plasma Grenades', when he saw a Covenant patrol approaching the camp. All the remaining modified Plasma Grenades were in an untouched part of the camp, and as James watched, the patrol ran through the concentration of modified Plasma Grenades, activated them, and vaporised.
The entire Covenant camp was in ruins as James walked away, giggling furiously. Another fun day!
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