"Why hello there, Eve! I'm so glad you came," Argus said in a deep, sexy, Barry White-ish voice. "How're you doing, baby?"
"Er - okay I suppose. What exactly is going on here?" she asked him, excitement building up inside, like Cornish pixies fluttering rapidly around in her stomach.
"Isn't it obvious? You're here, I'm here. We're alone Eve. And I want to ask you something," he said, as he walked up to her, took her hand, and started stroking it lightly with his finger. "Would-" he kissed her hand. "you-" he kissed it again. "be-" and again. "mine-" and once more. "baaaaby?" He smoothly let go of her hand, and walked over to the giant plastic sign. He pointed his wand hand up at it, pushed a button on the side, and neon lights outlining the words lit up, as it raised in the air, hovering, and emitting mini fireworks in the shapes of hearts, pouty lips, and other such love symbols.
Eve didn't know what to think. She pinched herself to make sure she wasn't dreaming. It hurt, but she still didn't believe this whole ordeal was happening. Then, a wave of courage and hormones came over her from out of nowhere.
"Don't be scared, Eve –" But she didn't let him complete his thoughts. She had ran over to him, jumped in his arms, and started to... well, you can use your imagination. They spent the rest of the evening [enter act(s) of love here]-ing in the Astronomy Tower, only to be interrupted by Professor Trelawney herself. But to their surprise, she wasn't angry with them.
In her airy, mystical voice, she said, "Ah, I knew because of the position of Venus directly in alignment with Mars that these sort of actions would be taking place, here in my very room. The two of you had better get going now, as to not disturb the universe's course."
Argus and Eve followed her advice, and went back to their common room. Finding no one there, they continued their "fun" for a good 45 minutes, when Eve fell asleep. (She was very tired from all that they did earlier - she wasn't used to so much physical activity.) Aww, she looks so peaceful! Argus thought, cheering himself up after feeling slightly inadequate.
Not knowing what to do now, Argus just left Eve lying there half naked on the big, comfy couch, and went up to bed.
The next morning, Eve woke up as a flash of light went off. She mumbled something incoherently, as she heard a voice say, "Wow, never thought geek could look so good. It's always the quiet ones, ya know."
She opened her eyes, to see Merve Creevy with his camera pointed directly at her. "Get AWAY from me, you little perve!" Eve screamed at him, realizing she was exactly as she was the night before as a flashbulb popped.
"Sorry, but you know what they call me; Merve the Perve!" he laughed. Argus had heard the commotion, and had just reached the bottom of the stairs, taking in the situation going on.
"Hey Merve! Get away from her, NOW!" He jogged over like 007 and judo-chopped the hormone driven student, sending him falling to the floor, little cameras flying in a circle above his head.
"Are you all right Eve?" he asked her.
"Yeah, just a little shaken. How did I get down here like this anyway?"
Er - well, we were - well, you know, you were there. And I guess you were really tired, because you fell asleep." Argus blushed a little in embarrassment, then continued. "I didn't really know what to do, and you looked so peaceful just lying there, so I just left you and went up to my dormitory. Sorry."
"Oh, it's okay," she reassured him, seeing the apologetic look overcoming his face. "Besides, you now have some enticing pictures of me!" She smiled menacingly, removed the camera from around Merve's neck, and handed it over to Argus. He couldn't help smiling back and widening his eyes at the thought of this. Eve laughed and kissed him playfully on the lips.
