I'd like to thank my friend, Kendra-the Crazy One- for suggesting this song!

And why they're talking about castles, schools, and colleges...I dunno. I was just trying to change the lyrics, soI used educational buildings!


Ain't No Castle Far Enough

Based on the song Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye.

"Now we'll never find them!" Kelly Gregory wailed. "I'm going to be here forever!"

Ms. Gregory was smiling, though. "No, you won't, sweetheart." she assured her daughter. "I believe that we have found Hogwarts…"

Ms. Gregory:

Listen, Kelly

Ain't no castle far

Ain't no school too close

Ain't no college big enough, baby

If you need her, you'll find her

No matter where you are

No matter how far

Just find her name

And look at this

You'll never miss

Cause Kelly,

There ain't no castle far enough

Ain't no school close enough

Ain't no college big enough

Tokeep us away from Potter!

Kelly:

Remember the day

We found Hannah

I told you

She was a witch

And you didn't listen!

Now she's gone with Stitch

But now you've missed it!

Cause Mother,

There ain't no castle far enough

Ain't no school close enough

Ain't no college big enough

That willkeep us away from Potter!

No chance, no way!

Ms. Gregory:

I know there's a chance

Way down in my heart

Although we are miles apart

We just need to keep trying

And I'll be with you

Wherever we're going

Both:

Don't you know that

There ain't no castle far enough

Ain't no school close enough

Ain't no college big enough

To keep us away from Potter!

Don't you know that

There ain't no castle far enough

Ain't no school close enough

Ain't no college big enough…