Hannah Doesn't Know
Based on the song Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra, performed in the movie Eurotrip
Hannah leaves the living room, and all three Honeydews let out a sigh of relief.
All:
Phew!
Mr. Honeydew:
Hannah doesn't know
That she's a witch
And that she's Harry Potter's sister
Mrs. Honeydew:
And we just lied
Once again
She still thinks she's our daughter
All:
Hannah doesn't know, oh.
Hannah doesn't know-oh
So don't tell Hannah!
Hannah doesn't know, oh
Hannah doesn't know-oh
SO DON'T TELL HANNAH!
Bobby:
Hannah still thinks she's one of us
We just turned all her dreams into dust
All:
Cuz Hannah doesn't know,
Hannah doesn't know,
Hannah doesn't know,
So don't tell Hannah
Hannah doesn't knooooow…
DON'T TELL HANNAH!
Mr. Honeydew:
I can't believe she's so trusting
When she's still adjusting
Mrs. Honeydew:
She still acts like a witch
Yet she's stuck in a ditch
She's in the dark
And she knows nothing!
NOTHING!
All:
Hannah doesn't know,
Hannah doesn't know,
Hannah doesn't know,
Don't tell Hannah
Cuz Hannah doesn't know,
Hannah doesn't knooooow…
SO DON'T TELL HANNAH!
Mr. And Mrs. Honeydew:
We'll put on a show, everyone will know
Hannah doesn't know,
Hannah doesn't know,
Hannah doesn't knooooow…
Mr. Honeydew:
The mountains? Why not!
It's so cool when you're on top
Mrs. Honeydew:
Us all up there, in the snow
Laughing so hard, cuz…
Mr. And Mrs. Honeydew:
Hannah doesn't know,
Hannah doesn't know.
Bobby:
This just seems so wrong!
Mr. And Mrs. Honeydew:
Hannah doesn't know,
Hannah doesn't know,
Hannah doesn't know,
Hannah doesn't know,
Don't tell Hannah,
Hannah doesn't knooooow…
Bobby:
Hannah has to know,
Hannah has to know,
Gonna tell Hannah
Gonna tell her myself
Hannah has to know,
Hannah has to know,
Hannah has to,
Hannah has to,
Hannah has to go!
All:
Hannah doesn't know,
(Don't tell Hannah!)
Hannah doesn't know,
(Don't tell Hannah!)
Hannah doesn't know…
Hannah's gotta go!
Hannah comes in the living room, now with Stitch. They see the Honeydews asleep on the sofa and chair. They shrug and go back to Hannah's room.
