Hannah Doesn't Know

Based on the song Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra, performed in the movie Eurotrip

Hannah leaves the living room, and all three Honeydews let out a sigh of relief.

All:

Phew!

Mr. Honeydew:

Hannah doesn't know

That she's a witch

And that she's Harry Potter's sister

Mrs. Honeydew:

And we just lied

Once again

She still thinks she's our daughter

All:

Hannah doesn't know, oh.

Hannah doesn't know-oh

So don't tell Hannah!

Hannah doesn't know, oh

Hannah doesn't know-oh

SO DON'T TELL HANNAH!

Bobby:

Hannah still thinks she's one of us

We just turned all her dreams into dust

All:

Cuz Hannah doesn't know,

Hannah doesn't know,

Hannah doesn't know,

So don't tell Hannah

Hannah doesn't knooooow…

DON'T TELL HANNAH!

Mr. Honeydew:

I can't believe she's so trusting

When she's still adjusting

Mrs. Honeydew:

She still acts like a witch

Yet she's stuck in a ditch

She's in the dark

And she knows nothing!

NOTHING!

All:

Hannah doesn't know,

Hannah doesn't know,

Hannah doesn't know,

Don't tell Hannah

Cuz Hannah doesn't know,

Hannah doesn't knooooow…

SO DON'T TELL HANNAH!

Mr. And Mrs. Honeydew:

We'll put on a show, everyone will know

Hannah doesn't know,

Hannah doesn't know,

Hannah doesn't knooooow…

Mr. Honeydew:

The mountains? Why not!

It's so cool when you're on top

Mrs. Honeydew:

Us all up there, in the snow

Laughing so hard, cuz…

Mr. And Mrs. Honeydew:

Hannah doesn't know,

Hannah doesn't know.

Bobby:

This just seems so wrong!

Mr. And Mrs. Honeydew:

Hannah doesn't know,

Hannah doesn't know,

Hannah doesn't know,

Hannah doesn't know,

Don't tell Hannah,

Hannah doesn't knooooow…

Bobby:

Hannah has to know,

Hannah has to know,

Gonna tell Hannah

Gonna tell her myself

Hannah has to know,

Hannah has to know,

Hannah has to,

Hannah has to,

Hannah has to go!

All:

Hannah doesn't know,

(Don't tell Hannah!)

Hannah doesn't know,

(Don't tell Hannah!)

Hannah doesn't know…

Hannah's gotta go!

Hannah comes in the living room, now with Stitch. They see the Honeydews asleep on the sofa and chair. They shrug and go back to Hannah's room.