Chapter four
Calvin ran as fast as he can.
Hobbes was right behind him.
"My aching legsā¦I can't go on!" Hobbes said, about to collapse.
"Hobbes, you can do it!' Calvin said.
"Keep going!"
"Yeah, well next time we're having an extended getaway, I think I'll pass!" Hobbes said.
Finally, they made it home.
Calvin and Hobbes ran upstairs to their room.
Calvin opened the closet, and got out the time machine.
"I'd love to accompany you, but I have a broken toe, so Love ya, and we'll have kisses when we get back. Buh-bye!"
Hobbes crawled under the bed.
"Hobbes get out of there!" Calvin said.
"No!" Hobbes said.
Calvin heard his mom coming upstairs.
"Hurry up, or Godzilla from the black lagoon is going to skin us alive!" Calvin said.
"Good. Maybe you'll have some common sense once in a while!" Hobbes yelled.
"I guess I'll be able to eat this salmonsandwhich all by myself then." Calvin said.
"Salmon sandwhich?" Hobbes asked.
"Yep. Fresh from the oven." Calvin said.
Hobbes crawled out from under the bed.
"GIMMIE THAT SANDWHICH!" Hobbes yelled.
Hobbes snatched the sandwhich from Calvin's hands.
Hobbes ate the salmon sandwhich slowly.
He wanted to saver it.
Calvin and Hobbes got in the time machine.
Calvin started the time machine.
There was a swirling vortex in front of Calvin and Hobbes, and they were sucked in the vortex.
Mom came in the room.
"Strange. I thought I heard someone talking up here." Mom said.
Mom went back downstairs.
She called the police.
She thought that Calvin was missing.
She's right, but little did she know that Calvin is having an adventure.
Five minutes later, Calvin and Hobbes were in Calvin's school.
Everyone except Calvin and Hobbes weren't moving.
They were frozen.
"What happened?" Hobbes asked.
"I set the time machine back to almost two hours ago." Calvin explained.
"I'm going to stop myself from throwing noodles at Mr. Spittle." Calvin climbed out of the time machine.
"What am I going to do?" Hobbes asked.
"Read a magazine or something." Calvin replied.
"I thought that you would never ask." Hobbes said.
Hobbes got out a magazine from his fur coat pocket.
"Ah, here we go." Hobbes said, reading the magazine.
Meanwhile, Calvin saw himself, standing in front of Mr. Spittle's door.
Calvin moved himself to the first grade hallway.
Now, the past Calvin is going to throw noodles at Susie.
Calvin saw himself now throwing noodles at Susie.
"CALVIN! WHY YOU...!"
Susie chased Calvin all over the school.
"HA! HA! THAT WAS A CLASSIC!" Calvin said.
Calvin went back to the time machine.
Calvin climbed back in the time machine.
He saw Hobbes reading a magazine.
Calvin snatched the magazine from Hobbes' hands.
"Hey!" Hobbes said.
Calvin looked at the cover of the magazine.
"The Hot Tiger Babes Weekly?" Calvin asked in disbelief.
"It's just for the articles." Hobbes lied.
"I don't even know you anymore!" Calvin said, and he shoved the magazine in Hobbes' face.
"Alright, so I like girl tiger, sue me." Hobbes said.
"If you like girl tiger so much, then why don't you meet one?" Calvin asked.
"Alright, I will!" Hobbes said.
"Good, and TRY NOT TO HAVE XXXXXXXXXXX WHEN YOU MEET HER!" Calvin yelled.
Try to find what that word covered in X's is, and I'll give you a...well, a virtual chocolate bar!
Hobbes gave Calvin a blank stare.
"What?" Calvin said.
Hobbes went up to Calvin and whispered something in Calvin's ear.
Calvin laughed nervously, and waved at the audience.
"Sorry about that, people." Calvin said.
Calvin quickly went up to Hobbes and said, "We really need to erase that."
"Right-o." Hobbes said.
Hobbes climbed back in the time machine.
Once again, there was a vortex in front of Calvin and Hobbes, and they were sucked in it.
Please R&R! A virtual chocolate bar is delicious, isn't it? Maybe not, but it's allI can think of.
