Chapter five
Calvin and Hobbes were in the supermarket.
"Where are we?" Hobbes asked.
"We're in the supermarket, Hobbes." Calvin replied.
"This is where Mom shops. Now, she's gotta be here somewhere…"
"There she is!" Hobbes said, pointing to his mom in the third aisle.
"C'mon! Let's go!" Calvin said.
Calvin and Hobbes climbed out of the time machine to see what Mom is up to.
"The third aisle is the vegetable, glop area." Calvin said.
"So that's where Mom gets her disgusting cooking from!"
"Look! She's going to pay for those!" Hobbes said.
"I don't want to watch that!" Calvin said.
"C'mon! We'll wait for her in the car!"
Calvin and Hobbes took the time machine and went inside Mom's car.
Calvin, Hobbes, and the time machine were in the back of the car.
"We REALLY need to trim this time machine!" Hobbes said.
"Yeah, it is a little big." Calvin said.
"She's coming!" Hobbes said.
"Get the cape out!"
"Right!" Calvin said, getting out the black cape.
"Cover the time machine, too!" Hobbes said.
"I'M TRYING!" Calvin said.
Finally, Calvin, Hobbes, and the time machine are visible.
Then, Mom came back from shopping.
She opened the car door and put in all the groceries in there.
Then, she sat down and started the car.
"When are we going to erase her memory?" Hobbes asked.
"Not yet. Wait until she's on the highway."
"But if you erase her memory while she's on the highway, will she still be driving the car? I mean, she won't feel a thing, right?" Hobbes asked.
"There's a 59 chance that we'll have a car accident once we zap Mom's memory about what happened, we'll have a car accident, but I'm taking that risk."
"Huh Boy." Hobbes said.
"Here we go!" Calvin said.
Calvin got out that what are we doing again 2000.
Calvin got out of the cape, and zapped mom's memory about what happened to him.
Sure, we're going back in time, but she has memory of what I did.
Trust me.
Calvin zapped Mom's forehead, because that's where her brain is, and brains contains memories.
Any questions?
Good.
Now, what do you think Calvin's Mom will…
Make the car swerve a lot, which will result in a car accident
Keep on driving
Look at the sparks on her forehead
Now, if you picked C, you're wrong.
If you picked B, then boy, you must be a lunatic to pick that answer.
The correct answer is A.
It's going to happen in 5…4…3…2…
"OW, MY EYES!" Mom said.
Mom was holding her eyes.
She wasn't even paying attention to the road.
Calvin and Hobbes are screaming, even though they are under the cape.
Mom can't hear them.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
CRASH!
The car was upside down.
Mom, Calvin and Hobbes are alright luckily.
"Let's do this the right way." Calvin said.
Calvin started the time machine, and Calvin and Hobbes went back in time.
Calvin and Hobbes are in the car in the supermarket parking lot once again.
"I see your mom." Hobbes said.
"Here's the plan." Calvin said.
"See this soda?"
"Yeah, it's orange soda." Hobbes said.
"So?"
"So, if I zap this soda with my what are we doing again 2000, and if she drinks it, she'll lose her memory on what happen to me today."
"I have a question." Hobbes said.
"If we're back in time, people who saw me in the future will remember what will happen in the future."
"Why's that?" Hobbes asked.
"It's really complicated." Calvin said.
"There's a lot of math."
"Didn't you get a 66 on your math?" Hobbes said.
"Alright, there she is." Calvin said.
Calvin zapped the soda with his invention.
He was about to jump out of the car, but Hobbes grabbed Calvin's shoulder.
"What's your problem?" Calvin asked.
"You need a disguise. You can't just walk to your mom and say 'Hi! I'm your six-year-old son, and I'm giving you soda!'"
"You're right." Calvin said.
"I see a blue trench coat in the back." Hobbes said.
Calvin went to the back of the car and grabbed the blue trench coat.
"I have glasses in my pocket." Calvin said.
"The rubber kind?" Hobbes asked.
"Yep." Calvin said, squeezing the rubber glasses.
"I have a fake black mustache in my fur coat pocket." Hobbes said.
"The black kind?" Calvin asked.
"Yep." Hobbes said, holding the fake mustache.
Hobbes put the fake mustache on Calvin's upper lip, and Calvin put on the rubber glasses.
Hobbes helped Calvin put on the blue trench coat.
"There. Now your mom won't know it's you." Hobbes said.
"I do look spiffy, do I?" Calvin said.
"You sure do!" Hobbes said.
Calvin grabbed the soda can and jumped out of the car.
Calvin walked over to mom.
"Good afternoon, miss." Calvin said in a low voice.
"Would you like to buy an orange soda?"
"Well, sure." Mom replied.
"Does it have the juicy center?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty fizzy!" Calvin said.
"No, I mean is it 100 orange juice, too?" Mom asked.
"You bet it does!" Calvin said.
"How much?" Mom said.
"Um…how about $5,000?" Calvin said.
"DEAL!" Mom said, giving Calvin $5,000 dollars.
Calvin laughed maniacally as he walked away from Mom.
Calvin jumped back in the car.
He took off the glasses, moustache, and blue trench coat.
"I can't believe she felt for it!" Calvin said, laughing.
"Can we please go back to the future?" Hobbes asked.
"I miss it."
"Me too, buddy." Calvin said.
Calvin and Hobbes climbed in the time machine.
Calvin started the time machine.
Then, there was a vortex, and Calvin was sucked in it again.
Mom was about to drink the orange soda, but there was a guy who was standing next to her.
"Can I help you?" Mom asked.
"Yes, that orange soda is really rare!" The man said.
"I'll give you $10,000 for that drink!"
"Okay." Mom said, giving the man the soda.
The man gave Mom $10,000.
The man drank the orange soda.
Two seconds later, he looked around.
"Where am I?" He said.
Then, he looked at the soda.
"But this soda is good!"
He kept right on drinking it.
Calvin and Hobbes were back to the future.
They were in their room.
"We're back!" Calvin said.
Then, the door opened.
Calvin and Hobbes saw Mom and two police man.
"THERE YOU ARE!" Mom said, hugging Calvin.
"So I take it that she didn't drink the soda." Calvin said, choking.
"Soda? What soda?" Mom said.
"Um…I'm talking about the time you drank a soda on the street, and then the soda came out of your nose. Remember that?"
"No." Mom said.
"Well, soda did come out of your nose. That's why I asked that you drank any sodas today."
"Well, I did drink an orange soda. Well, I was about to until a guy gave me $10,000 dollars for the soda. I had to take the money."
The two police man left the room.
"I'm so glad that you're alright!" Mom said.
"What do you want for dinner tonight? You name it."
"Can we order pizza tonight?" Calvin asked.
"You got it!" Mom said.
"Two cheese and two pepperoni!" Calvin said.
"Mm-hmm." Mom said, getting the phone.
"Also for dessert, ice cream!" Calvin said.
"Don't push it." Mom said.
She left the room.
"Looks like it's going to be a happy ending after all, buddy." Calvin said.
"I'm not sure about that…" Hobbes said.
"Oh, and by the way, we're having noodles tomorrow." Mom said.
"Also, you're grounded for three weeks for running away."
She left the room again.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Calvin screamed.
"Yep. A happy ending indeed." Hobbes said.
THE END
CREDITS
E.G. Daily: Calvin
Charlie Alder: Hobbes
Tara Strong: Mom, Susie
Tom Hanks: Dad, The man
Jeff Bennett: Mr. Spittle
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