A new Roommate


Waking up to the smell of bacon while relaxing into the perfectly comfy bed, Yoruichi gave a yawn while slowly stretching under the fluffy blanket over her, She gave a contempt purr as she snuggled into a pillow while reaching for last nights sleeping partner…

Frowning in her sleep at the absence of warmth, her eyes opened slowly to show she had a large amount of bed hair.

Sitting up to show her perfect breasts to the world, the Apron tangled around her waist from her sleeping positions, She looked to the room with a look of dawning as her memory caught up to her.

"Oh yeah, hot guy in bed with me" giving another yawn as she stood up form the bed, Yoruichi found a set of clothes left for her on a night stand.

Picking them up she found the pants to be tight yoga pants and with a Sports bra and jogging Shoes.

Setting the black pants on after her underwear, Yoruichi felt her chest firmly held in place by the Sports bra that left her cleavage exposed.

Frowning while tying her hair back into it's pony-tail, she easily put on the sneakers provided for her, she looked at herself in the mirror, looking to her ass with an amused look, she gave a nod of approval at the look she had before she went down the stairs to eat the food she could smell.

Stepping into the Kitchen, Yoruichi stopped dead in her tracks at seeing Ken cooking… with an Apron on, Shirtless with only a pair of jeans and boots on while he flipped a strip of Bacon to equalise the taste, he turned his head knowingly to Yoruichi who couldn't stop the drool from dripping from her mouth until she snapped out of her trance to wipe her mouth.

"Like what you see?" making her give him a teasing look, she walked up to Ken to press herself against his back.

"Keep going like this and I might just rip you're clothes off" smelling the bacon with a moan escaping her, she looked to a Plate set aside to show a Sandwich with bacon and Egg on it with English Cheese melted on the top.

"Eat up" was All Ken said as he shut off the stove to get his own breakfast ready.

Watching Yoruichi walk to a table, She gave his ass a firm smack of amusement, making Ken chuckle as he followed after her.

Sitting across from her, Ken spoke.

"So, what's got you sticking around?" seeing her take a bite of the sandwich, her eyes widened in bliss as she ate with a moan, making Ken smile smugly as the werecat ate eagerly.

"Oh Kami this is Good!" smiling as he took a bite himself, Ken ate happily while Yoruichi moaned once more.

"How do you make this so good, it's simply Bacon?" giving Ken a look as he shrugged, Ken spoke while taking her plate while moving to the kitchen sink.

"It's how you cook it that brings the flavour out" setting the dishes to rinse, Ken found himself turned around to stare down at Yoruichi.

"Teach Kisuke how to cook" Yoruichi all but requested with Ken smiling down at her, his eyes glowing amber softly before he took on a contemplating look.

"I'll do it… for a small price" seeing Yoruichi narrow her eyes at him, Ken smiled mischievously.

"What are you playing at?" smiling wider as he rubbed his chin, Ken spoke.

"Oh nothing, just a bit of teasing" leaning closer to her, Yoruichi found herself blushing as Ken's lips hovered before hers.

"Nothing malicious" leaning back to clean the dishes, Yoruichi stood there with a stunned look as her cheeks were a Dark shade.

Looking to Ken's Scar that Vilgax left him, she found her right hand caressing the scar gently, making Ken flinch at the touch before relaxing.

"What happened?' raising an eyebrow at the scar, she found herself looking to the smaller scars on Ken's back, one looking like he was attacked by a… very human wolf.

Running her hands over that Scar, Ken gave a chuckle as he remembered that one from Lupa after their second adult fun.

"That one is from one of my lovers, Animal in the streets and sheets" smiling as Lupa's smiling snout came to mind, Ken turned to Yoruichi who blinked at him.

"What, did you fuck a werewolf?" walking to face him around the Sink island, Ken grinned as he dialled Fenrir, looking to Yoruichi, Ken spoke.

"Not exactly but you're close, this is what the male of her species look like" flashing green with Yoruichi closing her eyes, she stepped back as Ken licked her face.

Leaving Yoruichi frozen before wiping her face of saliva.

"And you fell in love with that species?" pointing to Ken as he flashed back to his human form, he spoke with a smile.

"The females are smaller, more agile and… flexible" shrugging as he set his dish in the Dishwasher, Ken took Yoruichi's plate.


Setting it in to turn it on, Ken turned to the front door as it gave a quick knock… making him look to Yoruichi who relaxed in her seat on the couch.

Moving to the front door while discreetly pulling out a Hand-cannon, Ken peeked out to who was at the door before opening it with a sigh, holstering his hand-cannon to reveal Rukia.

"Good morning" stepping aside for her to enter, She stopped at seeing Ken's bare chest, his Six pack on her eye level with her cheeks reddening.

"Put a Shirt on!" turning to the door where Ichigo stood, the teen was giving him a look with Ken shrugging before gesturing for him to enter.

"What happened yesterday?" giving a snort at Rukia's worried voice, Ken pointed his right thumb to his head.

"My Soul don't like leaving body" sitting down beside Yoruichi, Ken gave her a look as she was in her cat form, and seeing her give him a wink, Ken looked to Rukia whose eyes were glued to his Pack.

Seeing her eyes glued to Ken's pack as he moved left and right with her head following said movements, Ken gave a sigh before grabbing her hand and shoving it over his muscles.

Leaving Yoruichi snorting as Rukia began to caress him herself with a small bit of drool.

"So… smooth" giving Rukia a look, ichigo spoke.

"Please stop her from doing that?" giving the kid a frown, Ken shrugged.

"EH, you'll get this mass one day" flexing his arms with a challenging smirk, Ken turned to Rukia before snapping his fingers in her face, making her yelp in surprise.

"Enough eye candy, I don't know what happened after you two left me to the humble shop keepers care, he attempted to shove my soul our of my body" it was this part Yoruichi piped in from her spot on the couch.

"His body and Soul had reacted violently, releasing Reiatsu and Magic in a violent mixture, potent enough to make Hollow's visible, souls also becoming visible before they faded, it seems the reiatsu affected the Hollows more than we had expected when even law enforcement had take shots at Hollows who hadn't noticed the stares" seeing all eyes on Ken, he raised his hands in surrender.

"Don't ask me how it happened, all I remember is my body turning into Hatred, one of my… least favourite alien forms" seeing all but Yoruichi stare with confusion, Ken sighed while Yoruichi had an amused smile as he raised the Omnitrix for the two to see.

"This was a tool meant to bring peace among the galaxy, long story short, ass warlord wanted it to make an army, it gets launched onto Earth with the Pod directing itself to my grandpa… My brother and I nearly get crushed by said pod, it jumps at my brother only for him to dodge like a ninja… and me with the doohickey that's caused me both pleasure and pain" looking down as the face of Haylee appearing in his mind with a bright smile, Ken inhaled slowly before sighing.

"I take it you lost someone?" looking to Rukia who had a frown, Ichigo gave Ken a look of sympathy, obviously thinking of his Mother.

"Yeah, I did, an old love interest from my College days… she was mutated to fight me by a Fugitive by the name of Animo" clenching his hands tightly at the memory, Ken looked up to change the topic.

"Enough pitying me what can I do for you two?" Seeing Ichigo and Rukia share a look, Rukia spoke after Ichigo shrugged.

"We're asking for you're help in keeping Karakura safe, for some odd reason every city has had nearly no sightings of hollows… except here" narrowing his eyes in thought, Ken spoke firmly.

"Do we know if someone has enough influence on the hollows to make them congregate here?" seeing Rukia move to deny the thought, she paused with a frown with Yoruichi narrowing her own eyes at a memory.

"There may be a cause, but not by Shinigami methods, those are rare, only in the form of Soul bait. But this could be the actions of a Vasto Lorde Hollow" before Ken could question her, the petite held a drawing pad where she made… poorly made bunny figures with one looking more smarter than the other evil looking bunnies.

Staring at the picture while zoning out Rukia, Ken gave Ichigo a confused look with the Teen biting his knuckle to stop himself from laughing.

"What's with the shitty drawings?" seeing Rukia flinch at his words, Ken felt a deathly aura wash over him, subconsciously summoning his armor, his helmet formed in time to take the force of a weak Kido.

"It was a genuine question!" giving the woman a look as she glowered at him, Yoruichi choked on her laughter with Rukia scowling at him.

"My drawings are artist level, do not call my drawings Shitty!" giving her a look, Ken left the Kitchen, leaving the three in the Kitchen before he returned with a briefcase, making them frown as he set it down.

Looking to Rukia who frowned at the case, Ken spoke with a hint of pride.

"This is Art" opening the case, the three blinked at seeing a large, assault rifle, with the Barrel several or more set in a rotation mechanism.

Watching as Ken too it out of it's Case, he brought out an Ammo clip to put it behind the trigger mechanism, cocking the firing lever, Ken shouldered the rifle with practiced ease.

"This is my latest creation, which I call, Sweet Business, capable of firing up to hundred and fifty rounds per second, I'm currently working on a armored Vest that can reload as you fire, it's been on hold as of a few days ago" looking to the weapon as the barrels began to spin, Ken set it back into the case with Rukia looking at the weapon with a confused look.

"What is it?" giving her a look, Ken turned to Yoruichi who had smacked her face into the couch.

"Don't they teach you guys modern times shit?" seeing Rukia pout while looking away, Ken smacked his face.

"You've gotta be kidding me" moving to say more, Ken stopped at hearing the door to the Safe house knocked on, making them all tense with Ken approaching.

But before he could, the door opened on it's own… Showing Evelyn leaning on the door frame with her eyes glowing behind the shades on her nose, wearing her Attire from KD/A's More music video.

"Hey Handsome"