Inuyasha's chat room

Day 2

Kagome: Hi Shippo, what's Inuyasha doing?

Shippo: He is reading everything we write to make sure I don't say anything to you about anything.

Kagome: Oh I see koolio!

Sango: Hi people!

Meroku: Hi all how are you ladies and Shippo?

Kagome: I'm fine but people keep putting pranks on my voicemail! I wonder who they could be from!

Sango: Not me!

Meroku: Not me but what are they saying?

Shippo: I think I know who it is but first what are they saying?

Kagome: Well I listen to it and it says things like "you've got mail" and "Is your refrigerator running?"

Meroku: It's probably Inuyasha!

Shippo: yea it is he's sitting right here using my cell phone.

Kagome: Owsariii!

Sango: Guess what happened?

Kagome: what?

Sango: I had the strangest dream ever! I was walking down a dirt road and all of a sudden a big bee came out of nowhere and started to attack me!

Inuyasha: Naraku I knew it!

Kagome: Inuyasha where'd you come into this conversation?

Inuyasha: Since I figured out how to use Shippo's cell phone!

Shippo: its ok I get free anywhere anytime minutes on the weekends.

Inuyasha: What are those?Are they evil?

Sango: Inuyasha shut up and let me get on to my dream and no it was not Naraku you haven't heard all of it! Okay I got my armor and everything on and all of a sudden I see Bowling balls falling from the sky!

Inuyasha: Ha I knew they would come!

Meroku: Who?

Shippo: Supposedly aliens would send an army of bowling balls down to the earth and destroy all of humanity!

Sango: No it was just a dream! Baka! Anyway, I tried to doge them and one was coming straight at me and I ducked and I don't know why but Inuyasha was standing right behind me and it hit him in the face and his Ramen fell into my hands.

Kagome: Have you been eating frosted flake cereal and nasty fake cherries before bed?

Sango: No………… okay yes I have. Anyway and then I woke up! It was the weirdest thing ever! Well gotta go Buh bye!

All: bye

Inuyasha: but…. Wait I still haven't gotten any Ramen!