Damn Tom Nook
One day, Jenny with her friend Bree went to get there hair done up for their visit to Shane's house. (Which was shit)
Jenny noticed that Tom Nook had a sign saying … (Jenny and Bree are cool) and some letters on the ground.
Tom said, "For fk sake that fking sign is supposed to say Jenny and Bree are cruel."
Shane wearing a motorbike jacket saying, "Dude, there not your bitches. There mine."
Tom said, "Oh no, my freaking Bob the Builder ring isn't working!"
Shane replied, "You got one too? There bullshit aren't they." And continued about the baby show, while Bree and Jenny took pictures andmade copies of Tom and Shane wearing bibs and diapers.
Later they were wearing all black to sneak into Harriet's salon something to do with Tom and Shane watching Barney episode 5 (the invention of the Barney is a dinosaur made from are imagination, stick a pencil up his ass and he'll have constipation, duh, duh, duh, duh. In his theme song)
AN:this bit is coping real legend 2!
They drop down and go to the door. Timmy and Tommy said, "If you want to see Harriet you got to pay 1 billion bells."
Jenny and Bree walked past the Tanooki's side. Then they took out a shotgun and said, "We don't think we made ourselves clear," pulling the brown thingiemabop
"oh RIGHT the 'bells' Jenny pay 'em"
Jenny takes out a 'fake' bag and said,"Here you go," Bree, "NOW!"
Jenny throwing a bag of bricks at the racoons and jumping inthe door.
Harriet smoking her fag while doing their hair singing:
"I LIKE BIGBUTTS THAT CANNOT LIE YOU OTHER SISTERS CAN'T DENAI WHEN A MAN WALKS WITH AN ITY BITY WASTING LONG THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET... FEELINGS"
I hope you liked it chapter 2 is more Tom Nook stuff Patrick
