THE RANDOM MISADVENTURES OF THE STRAW HAT CREW
Chapter 1: A little drink.
What happens when Zoro has a little too much to drink? Well… You're about to find out
It was a starry night… And all was well in the Going Merry… Luffy had just beat up some random pirate into submission and saved a village so they were all celebrating their victory. Sanji was in the Kitchen preparing some of his "Special Drinks" For the crew.
Sanji: oh, Nami! I have something for you!
Then out of a sudden Luffy comes out of nowhere and grabs the drink from Sanji's hand. "Ahahaha! Thanks Sanji!" Said Luffy with his trademark ear-to-ear grin. "THAT'S FOR NAMI YOU BIG DOPE!" Said Sanji (Miraculously keeping his cigarette in his mouth).
AFTER 5 Minutes
And after just five minutes… the ship was in chaos… Luffy and Chopper were Dancing on a table with chop sticks up their noses, Nami had pushed Nico Robin over board and then started yelling "IM THE DONUT KINGRESS!" It was awesome. But only Sanji And Zoro were mentally correct. "I don't know what the big deal is… That thing didn't even have alcohol." Said Sanji. "Even if it did I think they wouldn't be able to handle it" Said Zoro in a cool and calm way. Then Sanji said: "I don't think you would either, Marimo head…"
Zoro: What did you say crap-brain? I can handle ANYTHING
Sanji: Then why are you sweating?
Zoro: because I gotta go!
Then he started running around yelling: "GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO!" And ran into the bathroom. Then he tried to unzip his pants… HE COULDN'T! He started to pull his zipper frantically around. "AAAAAAAAUGH! IT WONT OPEN!" Yelled Zoro. He looked at his swords (Why'd he take his swords to the bathroom?) and he took one and started stabbing his zipper. Then he ran outside the bathroom yelling and stabbing his zipper with his sword. Everyone else on the crew stared in awe as they saw the sparks flying from Zoro's zipper. Then he kept stabbing away at his zipper like a maniac "IT WONT SLICE IT OPEN!" Yelled Zoro. Then he kept stabbing until suddenly… HIS PANTS CAUGHT FIRE! He ran around like a maniac with his pants on fire. Then he jumped overboard and into the sea. He sighed with relief as he "Went" in the sea…
Then he climbed aboard again with his pants burnt completely off. Censored by a conveniently placed barrel. "Thank goodness for that barrel…" Said Sanji in relief. "Then Zoro said: "what are you staring at? Then he suddenly found he had no pants. AAAA! He yelled and he jumped back in the sea…
Luffy: Wow… That's embarrassing!
Then everybody laughed themselves half to death.
