I was just toying with this as something different than post defiance. Enjoy.

P.S. I don't own lok

Probable outcome of me going to Nosgoth

It was a slow day in Nosgoth. Kain was idly watching some Melchahim jesters juggling chalices of water, somehow without spilling a drop, when the doors to the sanctuary were dramatically flung wide. Expecting Raziel, Kain straightened up, and was irritated to see instead a human wearing clothes that he'd come to recognize as hallmarks of another plane of existence.

Not another one.

"Welcome, Kain, to what is the greatest opportunity in your existence to restore Nos..." the human announced, trailing off as he noticed no one was listening.

Kain rolled his eyes "Another damned fanboy. What do you want?" He carefully checked the restraints that were always there when one of these creatures appeared, and found nothing. Finally-a careless one. I will not waste this chance.

"I want to help, Kain. We, together, can-" The human cut off again as Kain slowly drew the Soul reaver. He gestured to the jesters.

Twenty heavy chalices knocked the human against the wall, where the soul reaver drove through his shoulder.

"But...why? We could have...done so much."

"Done so much? Yes, fans have done much for me. Do you have any idea what they've done to me!"

"They made you exist. And, yes, I do know. I walk amongst them. But that is not me. Check."

"I have. Do you remember a tale called 'gaming Kareoke'?"

The human closed his eyes. Apparently, he had no defense.

"In any case, I would destroy you as an example to fans everywhere. If you value your life, do not ridicule me!"

"No one likes a creature who cannot be ridiculed occasionally."

"You are brazen, for one with impending doom. And, so as not to give me the lie..."

The reaver drove through the human's heart. He knew exquisite pain, then, mercifully it ceased. He looked up. A tentacle was moving towards him.

"I, also, am less than pleased with And Clement Rage cursed himself as he knew pain beyond anything he knew, ever. It continued for eternity

This is not an anti- self insertion fic. It's just what I think their reactions would be.