Ken: "Hi everyone. The next chapter is about to start so make sure you're reading in a brightly lit room and not too close to the computer screen."

Me: "Oh come on! Even you're in on this!"

Ken: "Yep. Me too."

Me: "Just for that I really am going to pair Ranma up with Sora! Start the fic!"

Ken: "WHAT? Hey now wait a minute! Maybe we work something out!"

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Ranma awoke in a white room.

"Uh did anyone get the license number of that truck?" asked Ranma to no one in particular.

He then noticed various medical equipments around the room.

"Where am I? Doesn't feel like a hospital." Said Ranma

He got up and realized he had a throbbing headache.

"Sigh. I always got to be the hero." Said Ranma.

He then thought he heard voices.

"Figures, you meet a nice guy and what do you do? You put him in a coma."

"But wait a minute, back up, you said he jumped to the top of a four story building?"

"That's right. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen."

"He might be an even better performer than Yuri."

That was his cue to enter. He opened up the door and walked out.

"Hey there. Talking about somebody I know?" asked Ranma.

"Ranma!" shouted a surprised Sora.

"No way! You should've been knocked for like a month with that fall!" said the orange haired girl.

"I'm kind of used to'em. Where am I anyways?" asked Ranma.

"Kaleido Stage: back stage…sort of." said a purple haired girl.

"Mind if I have a look around? Never been to the backstage on anything before." Said Ranma.

He then started to walk off.

"Hey! Wait a minute! Oooh as if I'm not enough trouble for bringing him here as it is." Said Sora.

She then ran after him.

She ran into the cafeteria where the lunch lady seemed to be crying.

"Have you seen a tall man, black hair, red Chinese shirt with his hair in a pigtail?" asked Sora.

"He was just here sniff he ate everything we had sniff even the left overs." Said the lunch lady.

"Wow! He's a fast eater! Which way did he go?" asked Sora.

"Towards the stage." Said the lunch lady sadly.

"Oh no! Kalos is going to kill me!" said Sora.

She then ran off to the stage.

When she got there she found Ranma walking the tight rope…ON HIS FINGERS!

"He's quite good. Best I've seen in years." Said Kalos.

"KALOS! Don't sneak up on me like that." Said Sora.

"Sorry. Who's your friend anyways?" asked Kalos.

"That's Ranma, he saved me from a four story drop." Said Sora.

"Really?" asked an intrigued Kalos.

"But the thing is he jumped the four stories." Said Sora.

"Impressive. Not even Yuri could accomplish that feet. I think I would like to speak with him in my office." Said Kalos.

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"You wanted to see me Mr. Kalos?" asked Ranma after entering the room.

Kalos was seating in his usual chair and turned it around to talk to Ranma.

"Yes. I must admit Mr. Saotome you impressed me with your antics on stage." Said Kalos.

Ranma rubbed the back of his neck guiltily.

"Sorry about that. I guess I should've asked first huh?" said Ranma.

"Forget about it. It's okay in fact Ranma I was wondering if you would like to join us." Said Kalos.

"You want me to join Kaleido Stage?" asked Ranma.

"Surely you've noticed the shortage of male performers. We need as many as we can get. It's either you join or we call in a favor to get a famous French performer."

"Thanks. I'm flattered but I'm a martial artist not a performer."

"Well if that's how you really feel I won't force you. But here's my card in case you change your mind." Said Kalos.

Ranma took the card from Kalos.

And with that Ranma left the office.

"So what did he want?" asked Sora.

"He wanted me to join up." Said Ranma.

"Really?" asked Sora excitedly.

"Yeah but I turned him down." Said Ranma.

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"See ya." Said Ranma as he left.

Me: "And that's the end of that chapter and KEN WILL YOU PLEASE STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND?"

Ken: "Please change your mind about the pairing PLEASE!"

Me: "Okay now I'm definitely going to keep it."