Thanks for all the reviews in the previous chapters, it's taking me awhile to update and then to write the chapter but here you go. I don't own Harry Potter or the Three Little Pigs.


Three Little Pigs

Harry and Hermione left Dumbledore's office and headed straight to Professor Snape's. They were both a little wary of what mess the classroom could be in and more than anything the mess Snape could be in.

"Do you think they'll have killed him?" Harry asked smirking

"Harry, be reasonable of course they wouldn't have killed him. He may be a little stressed or angry but if we get them out of their quick enough we should be okay," Harry nodded and followed Hermione down into the dungeon. Reaching the Professor's door, they knocked and waited patiently. A few seconds later the door was opened by a rather cool and collected Head of Slytherin.

"Good afternoon Professor, may we enter?" He said nothing but moved aside allowing the two Gryffindor's to enter.

"Hermione!" cried Blaise as soon as he saw them, he stood up dropping the inked quill on to the floor and ran towards them. Draco and Pansy followed his lead.

"Hello trouble, have you had a nice time?" Hermione asked as Blaise stopped to hug her.

"Yeah Professor Snape let us draw pictures," he said smiling. She looked down at his clothes and saw ink all other them.

"Oh how nice of him, and do you think he's going to clean the clothes?" she said looking up at the Potion's teacher smirking. "No I don't think he will be," she grumbled before nearly been knocked off her feet as Draco jumped on her.

"Hiya Ermione, Draco draws too," he said smiling before running to get the picture he had worked on. "Look, that you, that Harry, and that Blaise, Pansy and me," The image was drawn in a scruffy black ink and had a stick figure of a boy with a lightning bolt on his head next to him was a girl with really fuzzy hair, and then three little ones, one with dark skin, another was a girl with pigtails and another was of a boy waving.

"Draco they're really good, how about we put it on to the fridge when we get back so everyone can see it," Draco's grin grew and he nodded his head.

"Put Blaise's on too," he said handing his picture to Hermione. He had drawn a picture of the Hogwarts Great hall with a load of stick figures behind a table and even more with four more tables.

Pansy was informing Harry about her picture and the pretty pink flowers were on the picture because she liked pink and flowers.

"I think we should put all the pictures on the fridge so when everyone comes to visit they'll be able to see your pretty pictures." Hermione said smiling at them.

"Yay!" they cheered.

"Go and collect your stuff where going back now," said Harry standing up.

"Thank you for doing this Professor," Hermione said sincerely. He nodded his head and stood next to Hermione and Harry. Draco, Blaise and Pansy ran back up to them with all their things.

"Say goodbye and thank you to Professor Snape," Hermione told them.

"Bye-bye Uncle Sevie," said Draco hugging the man.

"Bye Snapey," said Pansy waving.

"Goodbye Sevy thank you for letting me stay," Blaise said smiling up at him. Snape smiled down on him and ruffled his hair.

They bid their farewells and left the room and headed out of the dungeons. Together the five walked back to their common room where the toys were being held. The toddlers could barely hold their excitement when they were stood outside the door. Saying the password the door opened and the children ran into the room standing in shock.

"These are toys?" Draco asked staring at the toys inching to walk towards the toys. Hermione nodded her head and they suddenly ran to the toys.

"Typical they show no interest in the clothes," said Harry chuckling as he watched the children play with the toys.

Suddenly Pansy stood and walked away from the toys and headed straight to the clothes, Harry and Hermione stood and watched with bated breaths. She picked up one of the pink dresses and turned it over, looking at it again she ran over to Hermione.

"Put on?" she asked, smiling down at her Hermione nodded her head and took hold of her hand as she went to change Pansy's clothes.

"So boys do you like the toys?" Harry asked them.

"What's this?" Draco asked holding up the red car.

"These are Muggle toys known as cars, now you can play with these on the floor, and drive them around the floor and also on car mats, just like these." He said taking hold of the giant foam mats with roads, shops and car parks on. "Now what you do is put the cars on to the mat and you drive them around so if you need to go to the supermarket you drive down the road," he demonstrated this with his own car, "and turn into the supermarket."

Both Blaise and Draco stared at it and both picked up a car and started to drive around the mat.

Hermione walked back into the room and was forced to stifle her laugh when she saw the boys playing with cars. Looking down at Pansy she was broken by her thoughts with Blaise crying.

Hermione and Harry shared a look but where not sure why Blaise had started to cry. He had seen Hermione from the corner of his eye and ran crying towards her.

"What's a matter?" she looked at him frowning to realise that he was holding his arm bending down to his height. "Let me see your arm Blaise," she slowly took his hand covering his arm to sit two fully set teeth marks imprinted in his arm.

"Draco, come here!" she said sternly and she knew he had done it with the guilty look on his face. He walked slowly over to Hermione and looked up at her cautiously. "Did you do this," she said pointing to the tooth mark on Blaise's arm. He looked at it and shook his head.

"You did," Blaise cried.

"Draco don't lie to me or you'll be in even bigger trouble," Draco looked up at her and nodded his head. "Did you bite Blaise?"

"Yes, can I go back and play now," he said quietly.

"Nope, you're going to go sit in that corner over there and sit there till I can tell you to move,"

Frowning he looked at the corner and then back at Hermione, "No," he said.

"Draco if you don't go over yourself I'll take you over there,"

"No,"

"Right then," she took a hold of Draco's hand before he could run away and walked him towards the corner and forced him to sit facing the wall. "You will sit here and not turn around or talk to anyone, you don't bite people its naughty and when you are being naughty you have to sit in the corner." She left him there and the room filled with crying.

Blaise and Pansy looked at Draco in surprise but Hermione took both of their hands and made them sit on the floor.

"Don't look at him you two, he's been naughty and he needs to serve his punishment by sitting in the corner." Harry said. He took hold of Blaise's arm and noticed that the teeth marks had not caused any bleeding and they were slowly fading away.

Both Harry and Hermione ignored Draco's screaming and played with Pansy and Blaise who had become easily distracted by the toys to focus on Draco. A minute later Hermione realised that Draco had quietened down, there was a little sniffling but that was it. She stood up and walked towards Draco.

She sat down and looked at him, "Do you know why you've been put to the corner?" she asked him quietly.

"Cause I bites Blaise," he said sniffling.

"Would you have liked it if Blaise had bitten you," he shook his head. "If you bite somebody again or is naughty you'll come back into the corner. The other two will get the same treatment" he nodded. She leant over and wrapped the sniffling blond in her arms giving him a hug.

"I go say sorry to Blaise?" he asked quietly. Hermione nodded and released the blonde to say sorry to his friend. She watched from a far and smiled when she saw Blaise smile at him and share a hug. She suddenly had a Harry moment and thought of the blackmail she could have over them she smirked and walked over to the two boys.

They continued to play for a few more hours before stopping to have dinner, once they'd had dinner Hermione had to force Draco to take his tablet. The day was slowly drawing to an end and Hermione knew that the next hurdle would be to get the children to bed. As half seven made its appearance Hermione stopped playing and stood up.

"I think it's time for bed now." She took out her wand and with a quick flick of her wrist the toys were put away and placed in the spare room.

"Ermione no," yawned Draco.

"You're tired and Harry and I have work to do, you'll get a bed time story now let's get us changed."

Blaise was the first to stand took hold of Hermione's hand looking up at her.

"Guess I've the boys," she said to Harry where Pansy had seated herself. "say good night to Harry and Pansy boys," they walked over and said their good nights and Pansy said same to Hermione, and the three children were taken upstairs.

"Anybody need a wee-wee?" she asked and they nodded. She took them into the bathroom and one by one they had a wee and while the other was on the toilet Hermione brushed the others teeth.

Back in the bedroom Hermione dressed them in their brand new pyjamas and placed them in their beds, she transfigured a box into a chair and sat in between them.

"Now this story is a Muggle story about three little pigs and a wolf," she told them.

"Piggy's go oink oink oink." Blaise said giggling.

"Yep do you know what noise a wolf makes?"

"It goes roar," Draco said.

"Nearly it goes Awooo," Hermione said making both boys laugh.

"Start reading story now," Draco said taking hold of his Dragon.

"Once upon a time lived three little pigs who were happily playing in the yard when Mummy pig walked out.

"Now my little darlings you are all getting too big and you must leave home to make a house for yourselves, but please be careful of the Big Bad Wolf that lives at the top of the hill."

"That's not very nice," said Blaise frowning.

"The three little picks packed up their stuff and placed it in a bag and off they went giving Mummy pig a kiss as they left the door. On their journey they passed an elderly man who was buying straw. The first little pig looked at the man and asked

"Good sir how much for your straw?"

"10 shillings for the lot,"

"Hermione what's a shilling?" Draco asked confused.

"It's old Muggle money don't forget the story is Muggle," she explained. "The little pig smiled and paid the man for the straw and set off to build his house leaving the two little pigs to continue on their journey. Not long later they passed a man who was sat with heaps of sticks.

"Excuse me sir how much would you sell all of your sticks for?" said the second little pig.

"10 shillings my good sir," said the old man handing him the sticks. The second little pig waved goodbye to his brother and went to build his house. Now the last little pig continued on his journey he didn't want straw or sticks to build his house he wanted something strong. He continued to wander along the road where he met a young man who had a lot of bricks and cement.

"Excuse me sir how much for your bricks and cement?" asked the third little pig.

"20 shillings," said the young man. The third little pig took the bricks and cement and started to build his house.

"How do they build a house out of straw?" asked Draco sleepily, "do they use magic?"

"I don't know how they do it and nope they don't use magic" she told him.

"The big bad wolf sat on the top of the hill and watched the three little pigs on their journey, he saw the first begin to build his straw house, further down the road he could see the second little pig building his house made out of sticks and even further away he could see the third little pig building a house of bricks. Snarling with delight he heads down the hill with dinner on his mind. He reached the first little pigs house and frowned he couldn't just walk and knock on the door so he devised a plan. A few hours later the wolf knocked on the first little pigs door wearing a business man's outfit.

"Who's there?" said the little pig.

"I'm a humble business man and would like to speak to you about a fabulous deal."

"No you're not you're the wolf!" he squeaked.

"Little pig little pig let me come in!"

"Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you in,"

"Then I will huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in," cried the wolf and with one big huff and one big puff the Wolf blew down the house. In fear the first little pig ran to his brother's house, the second little pig and hid in fear.

"Little pig little pig let me come in,"

"Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin I will not let you in," cried the second little pig.

"Then I will huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your in house in," cried the wolf, with one big huff and one big puff the Wolf blew down the straw house. In fear the two little pigs ran to their elder brother's house and hid in fear. The third little pig however was not scared."

"Why wasn't he scared?" Blaise asked. "If a wolf blew houses down I'd be scared."

"Wait and see," she told him.

"The big bad wolf arrived at the third little pigs house.

"Little pig little pig let me come in,"

"Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin, I will not let you in."

"Then I will huff and I will puff and I'll blow your house in!" the Wolf huffed and he puffed but he couldn't blow the house down, in anger he continued to huff and puff but the house stayed standing.

"You silly old wolf you can't blow down a house made of bricks," laughed the third little pig."

"Silly wolf," mumbled Draco sleepily.

"Angry the wolf walked away but he would be back, but the little pigs thought he had gone for good and began to laughed and dance with joy. Later that day the pigs were sat around the table when they heard something on top of the roof. The two little pigs hid under the table in fear but the third little pig looked out of the window and saw the wolf. He was going to come down the chimney."

"Oh no," said Blaise, "poor piggy's"

"Quickly brothers help me fill up the pot under the chimney," cried the third little pig. Together the brothers filled up the pot and the third little pig made a fire and the water began to boil. The wolf didn't know what the pigs were doing in the house but he was smart and he knew they thought he had gone and he was going to give them a surprise. He squished himself down the top of the chimney and slowly slid down. He could feel the heat below and before he knew what had happened he had slipped out of the chimney and fell into the boiling pot of water. Screaming the wolf flew back up the chimney and ran home. The three little pigs had scared off the big bad wolf and they would never be bothered by him again. The wolf however went home and tried to cool his burnt bottom, he'd never go after the little pigs again. And the three little pigs lived happily ever after." Hermione stopped reading to see that Draco and Blaise had just drifted off to sleep, standing up she left the room flicking her wand to turn off the light and she closed the door to their room.


The version of the little pigs is a little different to the original but i've tried to keep the similar structure sayings and plot. Please review cheers :D