I'm bored so I'm writing an epilogue. If you hate it, pretend it doesn't exist. Yeah, I'm kinda grumpy 'cause I'm tired. Sorry 'bout that. Anyway, I really hope you enjoy.
Chapter Nine
Epilogue
"OK, now all of the ghosts are back in the ghost zone. And I'm finally out of my spandex costume." Tucker and Sam laughed.
"So what happened between you two?" Tucker asked for about the millionth time. Sam and Danny grinned at each other and her took her hand.
"We'll leave that for your imagination to decide. Want to get something at Nasty Burger?" he asked.
"Yeah!" Tucker and Sam answered.
"Lead the way!" Sam said. The three walked over to Nasty Burger and ordered their food then sat in a booth. Sam had her vegetarian salad, Danny ordered a chicken salad to appeal to his girlfriend and not force Tucker to call him a freak for lack of meat. Tucker ordered a Mighty Meaty Cheese Melt, large fries, and a large coke. Danny and Sam? Shared a large strawberry milkshake...with one straw.
"Aw, you two make such a cute couple." Tucker pretended to act all girly and bat his eyes while making slurping kissing noises. Sam and Danny grinned evilly and dumped his coke all over his head. "HEY!"
"A cute couple who plots evil pranks and revenge against one annoying Tucker Foley." Tucker rang out his hat. (I forgot what it's called)
"Dudes, that was cold...literally. I think some ice cubes fell into my underwear." (Lol, something like that happened to my friend. My boyfriend dropped a washer down her shirt in gym and it got stuck in her underwear. Oh God it was so funny) Danny and Sam burst out laughing. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY. Now my bottom is cold."
"Dude, that was a bit too much detail!" Danny said through his laughter.
"Well, well, if it isn't the Geeks." They looked to see Paulina and Dash at the side of their table. "Ooh, it's the lovebirds." Dash laughed.
"Yeah! What an adorable Geek couple." Danny took Sam's hand and kissed her on the cheek.
"Thanks! We're almost as cute a Geek couple as you two. You two are even cuter and Geekier than the collection of fluffy teddy bears Dash keeps in his closet." Paulina and Dash gasped.
"H-how dare you!" Paulina shrieked. Sam smirked.
"The truth hurts. Oh yeah, the ghost boy also has a girlfriend too. A goth like me."
"He likes geeky Goths?" Paulina gasped. "I'd better go and buy some ugly black clothes." She ran out of Nasty Burger.
"See you, crazy!" Sam yelled.
"You're a dead man, Fenton."
"I don't think your cuddly wuddly teddy bears would like that. Wonder what the whole school will think of you." Dash walked away, cursing under his breath.
"Danny you just dissed Paulina and Dash!" Tucker gasped. Danny nodded and put his arm around Sam.
"She wasn't all that anyway. Her skin isn't even flawless." Tucker raised an eyebrow.
"It isn't?" Danny shook his head.
"She has a mole. Isn't it obvious?"
"A mole? Where?"
"Heck if I know. Penelope Spectra told me she has one. I'm not going to know."
"Can we stop talking about her please?" Sam asked somewhat dryly. Danny nodded.
"Sure! We can talk about you instead." Sam blushed a bit.
"OK, don't you two start getting all lovey-dovey on me here. I don't want to see you two making kissy faces at each other." (I actually said that before. Heh) Sam and Danny smirked and he kissed her on the lips. Tucker yelled and covered his eyes. "IT BURNS!"
"Oh calm down. When you make out with your girlfriend I'm calling you a filthy hypocrite."
"Danny, I will never make out with my P.D.A." Danny and Sam looked at him like this O.O.
"That thought disturbs me greatly." Danny nodded.
"Yes, it does."
"Want to go and catch a movie?" Sam asked.
"You read my mind." The two got up, left some money for the food on the table, and walked out hand in hand.
"What do you think happened to Nyula?" Sam asked. Danny shrugged.
"Who knows..."
In the Ghost Zone
"Mark my words Danny you will marry...ooh, HEY JOHNNY! COME BACK HERE!" Nyula flew after Johnny 13, wearing a white wedding dress and holding out a tux for him. "COME BACK HERE SO WE CAN GET MARRIED."
"AHH!" Johnny yelled as he ran from Nyula AND an enraged Kitten.
"JOHNNY!" Kitten yelled.
"HELP!"
AHAHAHA! Oh God, I loved the ending there. I can totally see Nyula flying after Johnny and Kitten with a mallet or something trying to destroy him and he's fleeing and screaming like a little girl. -sigh- Yeah...
