BTWF Intensity (Friday, June Week 1)
*All female wrestlers are in the ring*
Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the battle royal where the winner will win the World Knockouts title.
*Louise, Lisa, Hinata, Mikuni, Courtney, Natsumi, Amelia, Yukino, Lina, Haruko, Juvia and Sue are in the ring*
Bob: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very important episode of BTWF Intensity. I'm Bob Belcher, along with Andy Collins and Scott Stanford. We are live here in Chicago, Illinois, and is this crowd going to get a treat or what?
Scott: This is going to be great, Bob. We will have a new World Champion and a new Women's champion by the time this month is over
(This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage plays)
Tony Chimel: And their opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, Rally Vincent. *Crowd cheers loudly*
(And the Horse He Rode on by Reluctant Hero plays)
Tony Chimel: And their opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, Madison. *Crowd gives a mixed reaction*
(I Come From Money by S-Preme plays)
*A BMW rolls into the arena, with its horn honking*
Tony Chimel: And finally, now residing in West Palm Beach, Florida, Lucy Heartfilia. *Crowd boos*
*Bell rings*
All the women immediately go after each other. Louise and Lisa work as a team and beat down Mikuni, while Yukino and Courtney are going at it. Yukino is able to punch Courtney and throw her out of the ring. Rally follows this up by throwing Amelia out of the ring. Sue goes on a rampage on Lucy from Hardcore Heaven. Madison then pulls Yukino by the hair and hits her head on the turnbuckles until Yukino can't move. Madison then uses this opportunity to throw Yukino out of the ring.
Andy: Already three eliminations. Yukino, Courtney, and Amelia are already gone.
Natsumi goes after Lisa with punches, but Louise kicks Mikuni down and hits Natsumi with a dropkick. Louise and Lisa then hit her with punches and kicks and they throw her out. Lucy is able to escape Sue by kicking her in the arm, and throwing her into the steel ring post. Lucy then goes after Haruko and the two trade punches and kicks. Juvia punches Hinata in the corner and goes to gloat, before Hinata hits a pele kick on Juvia and puts her in a suplex position, and tries to suplex her out of the ring, but Juvia is able to hold on. Juvia then brings Hinata to the apron and kicks Hinata in the gut, and attempts a DDT, but Hinata is able to throw her off the apron.
Bob: Now Juvia, and Natsumi are gone. Well, they had a good run.
Madison had been standing in the corner after eliminating Yukino. She saw a chance to strike, and used it to eliminate Haruko, and Lina. Madison then goes after a downed Mikuni, but she counters it into a jawbreaker and hits Madison with a snap suplex. Mikuni then bows and hits a leg drop before Lisa kicked her in the shin and started punching her in the face. Louise tried to pick Madison up, but Madison threw her into Sue. Sue caught Louise in a teardrop suplex. Sue then hit several uppercuts to Louise's throat before throwing her over the top rope, but Louise managed to hang on. When Sue went to get her, Louise hit her with a hotshot on the ropes, and went to the top rope. Before she could do anything, Sue hit her with a Superman punch, causing her to fall.
Scott: There goes your daughter, Bob.
Bob: Yeah, she along with Haruko and Lina are gone.
Lisa picks up Mikuni and attempts to throw her out of the ring, but Mikuni counters it into a Director's Cut. Sue then comes back into the match, and hits a Superman Punch on Hinata and throws her out of the ring. Sue then goes after Lisa with punches and hits her with a spear. Sue then throws Lisa out of the ring. Sue then goes after Rally with uppercuts, but Rally hits a high kick on Sue, which Lucy takes advantage of and hits a superkick on her. While Rally is in the corner, Lucy hits her with an enziguri, and uses it to clothesline her out of the ring.
Sue, Mikuni, and Lucy are the only ones left in the ring. Lucy hits Mikuni with a kick to the leg, and gives Sue a punch to the face before Mikuni gets back up and hits Lucy with a spinning Neckbreaker. Sue then hits Mikuni with a spear, and throws her out of the ring. Lucy then sneaks up from behind Sue and throws her out of the ring.
*Bell rings*
Tony Chimel: Here is your winner, and the new World Knockouts Champion, Lucy Heartfilia. *Crowd boos*
Bob: Well, Lucy seized the opportunity, and she is walking out of here the new World Knockouts Champion.
Scott: I don't like the way she did it, but you can't argue with success.
Lucy then asks for a microphone and puts the World Knockouts title on her shoulder.
Lucy: Listen up, all you peasants. You have just witnessed me winning my place as the princess of the Intensity Knockout's division. All of you are my subjects, whether you like it or not. I may have beaten a ring full of the 99% to get this title, but it is in the hands of a woman who personifies what it means to be a knockout. I mean, I can knock you out in more ways than one.
Andy: Not very modest is she?
Bob: Why should she be modest? She's the World Knockouts Champion.
*Crowd chants "Shut the Fuck up"*
Lucy: When I started out here, I became one of you peasants, and I felt disgusting every minute I was doing it. Especially when I had to drive my expensive BMW through these slums you call Chicago. *Crowd boos* I am a princess. I am the 1%. I am better than every single member of that locker room, and the record books will prove it when it shows that I beat every single one of them here tonight!
(Memory by Rev Theory plays)
Andy: Hey, it's Luna!
Bob: What does she think she's doing, interrupting the champion?
Luna comes into the ring, and just looks at Lucy. Lucy starts yelling at Luna, while holding up the title. Luna just looks at Lucy, and hits her with a high kick, flooring her. Luna then takes the World Knockout's Title, and hold it above her head.
Bob: She just made an enemy of Lucy, and she is going to regret it.
Andy: Does Lucy have you on her payroll or something?
Scott: Well, before we go to commercial break, I just want to send a shout out to Marianas Trench for the song "This Means War", which is one of the themes for Warzone.
Bob: We also have to thank Fall Out Boy and Big Sean for "The Mighty Fall", which is the other theme song for Warzone.
*Commercial break*
*Commercial over*
*Bell rings*
Tony Chimel: The following contest is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall.
(Bromans theme plays)
Tony Chimel: Introducing first…
Yugi: Bow bow bow bow! Introducing from the superior state of New Jersey, Joey Wheeler and Tristan Taylor, the Yu Gi Bromans. *Crowd boos*
Scott: Well, the Yu Gi Bromans feel confident going into this match.
Andy: You have to have confidence in yourself every time you get into that ring
(Here's to the Zeros by Marianas Trench plays)
Tony Chimel: And their opponents, from Magnolia, Toby and Yuka. *Crowd cheers*
Bob: Let's hope those two idiots can stand up to the Yu Gi Bromans.
*Bell rings*
Toby growls and hits Tristan with a big boot and Joey with a punch that sends him off the apron. Toby then throws Tristan into a corner, and starts unleashing punches on him until the ref pulls him off. Toby then hits a powerslam on Tristan followed by a knee drop. Toby then picks up Tristan and hits him with a scoop slam before tagging Yuka into the match. Yuka hits a dropkick to Tristan when he gets up and pins him.
Ref: 1…2
Tristan kicks out and Yuka hits him with a suplex. Yuka then attempts to go to the top rope, but Yugi gets up to distract the referee, and Joey throws Yuka off the top rope. Tristan then mounts Yuka and unleashes some punches to Yuka. Tristan then puts Yuka into his corner and tags Joey into the match, where they both Irish whip him into the turnbuckle. Joey then hits a leg drop to the back of Yuka's head before going for the pin.
Ref: 1…2
Yuka kicks out, and Joey hits him with a dropkick to the back. Joey then knees Yuka repeatedly in the gut before putting Yuka in an abdominal stretch. Yuka was able to fight out of it by hitting Joey's leg, but Joey pulled him into a neckbreaker and then started choking him with the ropes. When the ref pulled Joey off of Yuka, Yugi kicked Yuka in the face, and Tristan did the same thing.
Scott: Ref! Turn around!
Andy: Those two just kicked Yuka right in the face!
Bob: Why not? You have to do anything you can to win.
Joey then pulled Yuka to the center of the ring to pin him.
Ref: 1…2
Yuka kicked out, and Joey dragged him to his corner and tagged Tristan into the match. Tristan hit a dropkick to Yuka's face, and then picked him up to hit him with an exploder suplex. Tristan then stomped on Yuka in the corner until the referee pulled him off. Tristan then tries to hit a running clothesline into the corner, but Yuka dodged it, and ran into his corner to tag Toby back into the match.
Scott: Business is about to pick up!
Toby hit Tristan with a big boot, and then picked up and hit him with a lawn dart that sent him into the turnbuckle. Then, Toby hit two corner clotheslines, and then a Samoan drop on Tristan. Toby then put Tristan in position for a gutbuster, but Yugi got onto the ring apron again and tried to distract Toby. Toby hit Yugi with a big boot, but Tristan was able to escape Toby. Tristan then runs at Toby, but not before Joey tags himself into the match.
Andy: Joey just tagged himself in, and I don't think that Toby saw it.
Toby was able to pick Tristan up again, but Joey hit Toby in the back of the leg with a kick, which caused Toby to buckle, and release Tristan. Tristan then picks Toby up, and Joey and Tristan hit him with the Bro-Down (Hart Attack). Tristan then kicks Yuka off of the ring apron, allowing Joey to go for the pin.
Ref: 1…2…3
*Bell rings*
Tony Chimel: Here are your…
Yugi: Here are your winners, o the surprise of nobody, Joey and Tristan, the Yu Gi Bromans. *Crowd boos*
Bob: The Yu Gi Bromans picking up a really good victory here tonight.
Andy: Even if they couldn't do it without cheating.
Scott: Well, up next, we have a match between the leader of the Believer movement, Spongebob, and Boze, who is coming off of an impressive victory last night against Gray.
*Commercial break*
*Commercial over*
*In Chris' office*
The NWO, without Kite, is there. Chris looks solemn.
Chris: Look guys, we may not have had it made last night. We lost the battle royal, the cruiserweight title got burned, and Natsu lost his match, but look at the bright side; Marco, thanks to you guys, was able to bury that stupid Undertaker wannabe alive.
Marco: But what are we going to do about my title?
Chris: Don't worry, I had another one made just in case, and I'll present it to you later tonight. And, once Kite is all healed up, you 6 will be fighting 6 people chosen by Charlie at Warzone
*The NWO cheers at this and hi fives each other*
Chris: Yeah, and I have a new signee coming to fight Toffee at Warzone.
Double D: Is it…him?
*Chris nodded, and the rest of the group just laughs and celebrates along with their boss*
*Back to ringside*
Andy: Well, you heard our GM, two big matches for Warzone. Along with our main event.
Scott: That's right, Andy. We have the first match of a best of 5 series between Gourry and Bickslow in our main event. The winner of this series will win the BTWF World Heavyweight title.
(Berserk by Eminem plays)
Bob: But first, we have a match between Boze and Spongebob.
Tony Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Magnolia, Boze. *Crowd cheers*
(Bo Dallas theme song plays)
Tony Chimel: And his opponent, from the Bahamas, Spongebob Squarepants. *Crowd gives a mixed reaction*
Spongebob: Boze, I can see the look in your eyes. You have doubt that you can defeat me after the near neck breaking injury you received at Hardcore Heaven. I will not go easy on you, and use my defeat of you to make myself one step closer to becoming champion. Doing so will allow me to connect with these people, who need to learn to believe. And so do you, Boze. All you have to do is…
Boze interrupted him with a kick to the face. Boze then told the ref to start the match.
*Bell rings*
Boze picks Spongebob up, and starts chopping him with knife edge chops. Boze then irish whips Spongebob into the corner, and hits him with a corner clothesline before hitting him with a side slam. Boze then hits a dancing leg drop on Spongebob, which makes Spongebob leave the ring to recuperate. Boze then tries to follow after him, but Spongebob kicks the rope under Boze's leg, which causes him to fall down to the ringside area. Spongebob then throws him into the barricade before doing a victory lap.
Scott: A little too early for a celebration, don't you think?
Bob: Well, Boze isn't getting up, so why not?
Boze then gets up, but Spongebob throws him back into the ring and pins him.
Ref: 1…2
Spongebob then stomps on Boze before hitting him with a knee to the face. Spongebob then puts Boze in a headlock, but Boze is able to make it back to a vertical base. Spongebob then knees Boze in the face a couple of times before hitting a neckbreaker on him. Spongebob then hit a knee drop on Boze before putting him in a headlock again. Boze tries to go to the ropes, but Spongebob starts punching him in the face. Spongebob then hits a powerslam on Boze and goes for the pin.
Ref: 1…2
Spongebob then attempts a clothesline, but Boze counters it into a sitout spinebuster. Boze then picks Spongebob up, and throws him into the corner, but Spongebob ducks out of the ring. Boze then runs through the ropes, and hits Spongebob with a suicide dive. Boze then throws Spongebob into the ring, and goes up to the top rope. Boze then hits a Houston Hangover on Spongebob, and goes for the pin.
Ref: 1…2…3
*Bell rings*
Tony Chimel: Here is your winner, Boze. *Crowd cheers*
Bob: What an impressive win by Boze!
Scott: He's on a role!
Boze starts celebrating in the ring, before the entire arena turns orange, and the Titantron turns to a church like building, and Huey Freeman is standing back behind a podium.
Huey: All of you are living a lie. I know the truth that you sheep absorb like the sponges you are. When I arrive at Intensity, I will show you all the truth.
The arena then turns back to normal, and the crowd is booing.
Scott: Well, that's a way to make an entrance.
Andy: Well, at least we'll have more faces and more excitement for Intensity.
Bob: Well up next, we have our Chairman, Chris Drahmin coming to present Marco the new Cruiserweight title, celebrate the burial of Typhoon, and to make a few announcements regarding the feud between BTWF and TWAE.
*Commercial Break*
*Commercial Over*
(Resistant to Resilience by Reluctant Hero plays)
Chris comes out with a smile, despite all that happened at Severe Storms.
Andy: Why is he so happy?
Bob: Isn't it obvious, Mr. Psychologist? He has a plan.
Chris: Well, Severe Storms didn't work out the way I intended. Natsu barley lost his match against Nick Wilde or whatever the fuck that idiot's name is, the NWO lost the tag team battle royal, Kite was injured by two dinosaurs with no balls, and Casey Jones destroyed the Cruiserweight title.
*Crowd boos*
Chris: But, there was some good that came out of this. For one thing, Marco and the NWO buried that stupid idiot Typhoon alive. Then, I issued a challenge for Charlie to find whatever losers he could to take on my NWO at Warzone, and a challenge for Toffee to face a new member of the BTWF roster in a match at Warzone as well, and he accepted. But, the most important thing is that we now know that the Pines family apparently has no balls!
Scott: That is a huge accusation
Bob: Well, let's see where he's going with this.
Chris: I mean, I issue them a challenge to be two of the six men on Charlie's team, and they back out. Then, the Legacy issues them a challenge for Octane, and they haven't heard anything back from them. So, those two old men who've traveled across different dimensions are afraid of my wrestlers. I'm actually not surprised considering that the NWO put Dipper in the hospital. Speaking of the NWO, let's bring them out right now.
(We are One by 12 Stones plays)
Marco, Double D, Sheldon, Naruto, and Finn come out through the crowd while the crowd cheers loudly for them. Then, they come into the ring and shake the boss' hand.
Chris: Now Marco, I realize that your Cruiserweight title was a casualty of our trip to that cesspool known as TWAE. But, I took some extra precautions, and had a new title made for you. It's under this tarp.
(Face to the Floor by Chevelle plays)
Yuma comes out, just as Chris was going to unveil and give Marco the cruiserweight title.
Yuma: Woah, wait a minute! I think I'm owed a rematch for my Cruiserweight title, the one you stole from me. And, I want that rematch right now!
Marco was about to argue, but Chris looked amused rather than annoyed.
Chris: You know something that sounds like a great idea. Right now, Marco vs. Yuma for the Cruiserweight title. Let's get a ref out here and have a match!
Bob: Well, it looks like we're about to have a match.
Andy: And after this short commercial break we'll return to the action.
*Commercial break*
Naruto and Sheldon look like there in the middle of a battlefield with soldier gear on.
Sheldon: 'Let's go out for a walk in the country' you said, 'it'll be fun' you said.
Naruto: Hey man, relax. Besides, we're the World tag champs and members of the NWO. We're invincible. *Naruto then pulls out a grenade, pulls out the metal part, and is about to throw it before Sheldon stops him.
Sheldon: Give me that! We're not that invincible.
Naruto: Man, it's just a commercial. That grenade is just a prop. We're fine.
Sheldon: Oh yeah *Sheldon then throws the grenade to his side, causing a worker to blow up, and Sheldon and Naruto to leave the room awkwardly*
Voice over guy: Come join the war at BTWF Warzone!
*Commercial over*
*Bell rings*
Yuma and Marco are in the ring while Chris and the NWO are watching at ringside.
Scott: Well, ladies and gentlemen, we are underway with our cruiserweight title match.
Marco starts right out of the gate by kicking Yuma in the gut, and then throwing him into the corner to stomp on him some more. March then hits a Hardy-ac Arrest on Yuma before throwing him to the center of the ring. Yuma responded by hitting Marco with a couple of punches to the face before performing a drop toe hold on Marco before hitting him with a leg drop to the back of the head. Yuma then went for the pin.
Ref: 1…2
Yuma then picked Marco up, and hit him with a spinkick to the gut. Yuma then attempted a running dropkick, but Marco countered it into a side slam. Marco then went to the apron, and waited for Yuma to get up. When he did, Marco hit Yuma with a springboard dropkick to the back of the head.
Bob: Damn, that was a destructive move by Marco.
Scott: I wonder if Yuma's neck is OK.
Marco then mounts Yuma and punches him in the face until the ref pulls him off, causing Yuma to bleed. Marco then kicked Yuma in the face before hitting a double leg drop on Yuma's midsection. Marco then put Yuma in a reverse chinlock, but Yuma fought out of it with some punches to the face, and a kick to the head. Yuma then ran at Marco, but Marco countered it into a dropkick before going for the pin.
Ref: 1…2
Marco then attempted to lock in a Boston Crab, but Yuma pushed him off. Yuma then hit two clotheslines, a snapmare a kick to the back, and then a pumphandle gutbuster. Yuma then goes to the top rope, and dives to hit a Utopian Elbow Drop (Randy Savage elbow drop), but Marco countered by putting his knees up. Marco then hit a Jumping DDT on Yuma and pinned him.
Ref: 1…2…3
*Bell rings*
Tony Chimel: Here is your winner, and still the Cruiserweight champion, representing the NWO, Marco Diaz. *Crowd cheers*
Chris and the rest of the NWO come into the ring, and Chris gives Marco the Cruiserweight title. Finn then takes Yuma and throws him out of the ring.
Andy: Well, I guess they have enemies in the BTWF as well as the TWAE.
Bob: Well, up next, we have our first match in the best of 5 series between Bickslow and Gourry to become the World Heavyweight Champion.
*Commercial break*
*Commercial over*
*Backstage*
Matt Striker: This is Matt Striker here, and with me is the new BTWF Knockout's champion, Lucy Heartfilia. *Crowd boos*
Matt: Now Lucy, after you won a battle royal to win this new title, you were kicked in the head by Luna Collins. Care to share your thoughts?
Lucy: My thoughts? She's jealous. She saw that I had won this title and was going to rule Intensity's women's division, and she came and ruined my moment. But rest assured, Matthew, I will have my revenge on that ninja cosplaying peasant.
Matt: Back to you at ringside.
*Back at ringside*
Scott: Well, we have the first of our best of 5 series right now!
(Addicted to Pain by Alter Bridge plays)
Tony: The following contest is…
Gourry comes from behind with a chair and hits Bickslow's back and head repeatedly with it. Gourry then throws Bickslow into the ringside barrier several times before throwing him into the steel ring post.
Andy: What the hell is Gourry doing?
Bob: Getting an edge over Bickslow, what does it look like?
Gourry then throws Bickslow into the ring and demands that the bell be rung.
*Bell rings*
Gourry then picks Bickslow up, and hits him with a Gourry Bomb before going for the pin.
Ref: 1…2…3
*Bell rings*
Tony: Here is your winner, Gourry. *Crowd boos*
Gourry then grabs a microphone and stands on Bickslow's head.
Gourry: Hey Bickslow, I know you miss that moronic friend of yours, Zancrow. Don't worry. By the time this Best of 5 series is over, you can join him in the hospital, and you both can watch me become the World Heavyweight Champion.
Gourry then throws the microphone at Bickslow before leaving the ring and going backstage.
