BTWF Intensity (June Week 3)
*The crowd cheers as Chris Drahmin is in the ring with a microphone in his hand*
Scott: Welcome to Intensity everyone, I'm Scott Stanford, alongside Bob Belcher and Andy Collins.
Bob: Thanks for the introduction, Scott, but it looks like our founder has something that he wants to say.
Chris Drahmin: As you all know, we are not only less than two weeks away from WarZone, but Over the Limit as well. The first brand exclusive PPVs for this company since the brand split.
*Crowd cheers and chants "Yes!"*
Chris: Now, I have a special announcement to make regarding our new commissioner. Mr. Herriman has decided to retire from the BTWF and the day to day operations that come with being commissioner. So, I've scoured the globe to find the perfect candidate for the job, and I found him right here, in Atlanta, Georgia!
*Crowd cheers loudly*
Chris: So ladies and gentlemen, meet your new BTWF commissioner, Sunny Bridges!
(Flossy Dickey Bounce by Dance Gavin Dance plays)
Andy: What a development!
Bob: A new commissioner of the company! How will he shake things up!?
Sunny: Thank you Chris for the opportunity. I'll take it from here. *Chris nods and leaves the ring*
Sunny: Now, I want to bring two people out here tonight; Katsuki Bakugo, and Phillip J. Fry.
(Kill Steen Kill plays)
Bakugo comes out in a black hoodie with the hoodie up and his hands in his pocket.
(Get Up! By Korn plays)
Fry and Bender show up, with the International title around his waist, with Bender pointing at it and clapping.
Sunny: Thank you three for coming out. First of all, Bakugo, care to explain your attack on Bickslow and Gourry?
Bakugo: Well, sir. I was simply putting my hat into the ring for the World title match at Over the Limit. And before you ask me why I'm in the match, when I signed by exclusive contract to the BTWF, I was given a World title match at my first PPV.
Sunny: Well, I'm glad to hear that, but I want to see what you can do in the ring.
Fry: Hey! Boss, yeah I'm here too.
Sunny: Oh right, you guys wanted to compete as a team to defend the IC title.
Fry: Yeah, I have a defense coming up against Jonah Von Bruken, and I was wondering if we can get this ball rolling.
*Sunny looks at Bakugo and at Fry and Bender before he gets an idea*
Sunny: I'll tell you what Fry, if your partner over there can defeat Bakugo, then I'll let you guys defend the IC title as a team.
*Bakugo shrugs, before clocking Fry in the face with a right jab*
Bakugo: Sounds good to me!
*Sunny motions for a referee to come down to the ring while Bender checks on Fry*
*Commercial*
*Commercial over*
*Katsuki Bakugo and Bender are in the ring with Fry outside around the ring*
*Bell rings*
Bakugo immediately sends Bender into the corner and starts punching him. Bender pushes Bakugo off, but he rushes back into the corner with a kick to the gut and a suplex. Bakugo trash talks Fry on the outside, before hitting a knee drop on Bender. Bakugo attempted another knee drop, but Bender dodged, and rolled up Bakugo.
Ref: 1..
Bakugo kicked out and immediately started stomping and kicking Bender. Bender rolled out of the ring, and he and Fry started talking.
Bob: What could Fry and Bender be planning?
Scott: Whatever it is, I doubt it's good.
Fry jumps up on the apron, and distracts the referee. While the referee's back was turned, Bender grabbed the screwdriver, and hit Bakugo in the back of the head with the back of the screwdriver.
Andy: That damn screwdriver is back!
Bob: Well if it works, why not use it?
Bender sends Bakugo into the corner, and hits a running clothesline. Bender hits repeated elbow drops onto Bakugo before sitting him down, and hitting a big boot onto him. Bender put Bakugo into a headlock, while hitting Bakugo's back with a knee. Bakugo was able to escape with a couple of knees to Bender's face, and hit him with a dropkick before pinning him.
Ref:1…
Bender kicked out, and Bakugo responded by throwing Bender to the outside. Bakugo ran through the ropes, and hit him with a suicide dive. Bakugo threw Bender into Fry, and brought Bender back into the ring. Bakugo started stomping on Bender's leg, and locked in an Indian Deathlock.
Scott: It's not often you see this move applied these days.
Bender tried to make it to the ropes, but Bakugo let go of Bender, pulled him back to the center of the ring, stomped on his legs more, and put the Deathlock back on. Bender, after a few more seconds, tapped out.
*Bell rings*
Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner as a result of a submission, Katsuki Bakugo *Crowd boos*
Bakugo pushes the referee away, grabs the screwdriver from Fry, and starts attacking Bender with it.
Scott: Well, we all knew that Bakugo had an explosive temper, but this is all too much!
Andy: Not even two weeks in the BTWF, and he's already making an impact as one of the most vicious wrestlers on the roster!
At this point, Bender is bleeding from the forehead. Bakugo smirks at the crowd, twirling the screwdriver in his fingers, before he was hit with a spear by Bickslow.
Bob: And Bickslow getting his receipt from last week on Intensity.
Bickslow throws Bakugo into the corner, and hits a lot of shoulder thrusts before Gourry shows up. The two have a staredown, before they both look at Bakugo, shrug, and start punching him in the corner.
Andy: Who would've thought that we would see Bickslow and Gourry work together?
Scott: You know what they say Andy, 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend'.
Bakugo is able to escape Bickslow and Gourry, and run to the stage. Bickslow then hits Gourry with a Bickslow Bomb (Batista Bomb) onto Gourry before posing on the top turnbuckle, with Bakugo glaring at him while holding his head.
*Commercial*
*Commercial over*
*Backstage*
*Fry is in the trainer's room, with the medical team trying to help Bender, before Jonah Von Bruken walks in with a smile on his face.*
Jonah: Well, it looks like he won't be able to make it to Over the Limit.
Fry: That doesn't mean you still won't lose.
Jonah: Well, considering that you needed Bender to win the title and keep it, I think it's safe to say that my chances are pretty high.
*Fry laughs in Jonah's face before slapping him across the face*
Fry: Keep telling yourself that.
*Fry leaves the room, while Jonah looks at Fry's disappearing form with a glare*
*Back to ringside*
Scott: Well, it looks the blood is boiling between Fry and Jonah ahead of their match at Over the Limit.
(Berserk by Eminem plays)
Tony Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Magnolia, Boze.*Crowd cheers*
Bob: Boze may not be 100% focused on this match.
Andy: Huey Freeman has been playing mind games with Boze, wanting Boze to meet him at the Over the Limit PPV to explain things.
(Nightmares by Conquer Divide plays)
Tony Chimel: And his opponent, from Death City, Nevada, Crona Gorgon *Crowd cheers*
Scott: Well, with the other characters from Soul Eater arriving to the BTWF, Crona was bound to follow suit.
Bob: He looks a little nervous getting into the ring.
Andy: And how do you think he'll wrestle in high heels and a dress?
Crona goes into the ring, and offers a handshake to Boze. Boze nods at him and shakes Crona's hand.
*Bell rings*
Boze and Crona lock up in the middle of the ring. Boze was able to push Crona into an adjacent corner. Crona tried to grab Boze's arm, but Boze pushed him off again. Crona ran at Boze, but Boze countered with a Japanese arm drag, and a put in an armbar on Crona. Crona was able to reach the ropes, forcing the referee to pull Boze off of him. Crona hit a couple of chops to Boze's chest, but Boze hits a DDT on Crona before going for the pin.
Ref: 1…
Crona kicked out, and Boze responded with a leg drop. Boze picked Crona up, threw him into the corner, and hit Crona with a running knee. Boze threw Crona out of the corner, and hit a running knee to Crona's back, sending him face first into the ring canvas. Boze picked Crona up by the back, but Crona countered with a couple of kicks to Boze's gut. Crona kicked Boze's knee, and hit him with a dropkick.
Scott: And Crona coming back with a pair of kicks!
Crona brought Boze back to his feet, and hit a couple more chops, before hitting a T-Bone suplex onto Boze.
Bob: I'll be honest, I did not expect to see some power moves from this young man.
Andy: I imagine that this young man is full of surprises.
Crona runs the ropes, and hits a senton onto Boze's chest. Crona puts Boze into a headlock. After 30 seconds, Boze attempts to get up on his feet, but Crona kicks the back of Boze's leg a couple of times, causing Boze to get back down. After another minute, Boze turns himself around, and hits a Northern Lights Suplex onto Crona.
Ref: 1…2
Crona kicks out, and Boze responds with a side kick to Crona's head, and a spinebuster. Boze goes up to the top rope, and plays to the crowd, before the arena lights started glowing orange, red, and yellow.
Scott: What is this?
Bob: What's going on here!?
Boze looked all over the arena, before stopping at the Titantron and seeing Huey in the makeshift church, complete with candles, and a Jesus statue with the face and skin painted black.
Huey: Boze, I hope you've taken my offer seriously, because I will be arriving at Over the Limit, and I expect to see you there, and embrace the truth that I will tell you.
Boze yelled at the Titantron, before Crona hits a dropkick to Boze's head, causing him to fall off of the top rope. Crona hits a tornado DDT onto Boze, and pins him.
Ref: 1…2…3
*Bell rings*
Tony Chimel: Here is your winner, Crona. *Crowd cheers*
Bob: What a big first win for Crona here on Intensity.
Andy: I can see great things for this young man in the future.
Crona leaves the rings, and hi-fives fans, while Boze looks on in disbelief while holding the back of his neck. Boze kicks the ropes before he leaves.
*Commercial*
*Commercial over*
*Back in the ring, a chalkboard and a couple of desks are in the ring, with Lisa Simpson and Louise Belcher soaking in all the boos they were getting.*
Scott: Well, it's time for another edition of Lisa's Classroom.
Andy: Yay…
Bob: Hey Andy, this may be the best episode of the show yet. After all, my daughter's on it.
Andy: Oh I bet…
Lisa: Silence, peons in the audience, I am about to speak! Now, we have an honorable guest here in my classroom. She is a woman who finally saw the true colors of the mouth breathing fans of the audience.
Louise: She realized that she had all the tools to make it without the BTWF Universe. Plus, she helped us win at Hardcore Heaven, not that we needed it of course.
Lisa: So enough introduction. Ladies and gentlemen, the BTWF Knockouts Champion, Lucy Heartfilia!
(I Come From Money by S-Preme plays as the crowd boos loudly)
Bob: Lucy showing no concern over her title match at Over the Limit against Amazing Agent Luna.
Lucy: Thank you for the invitation Lisa. I normally attend only the best parties and galas, but considering that you're one of the smartest people on the roster, though not as smart as me, I decided to grace all of these people in this redneck slum of Georgia. *Crowd boos even louder*
Lisa: Well…thank you.
Lucy: Of course. Now, I also accepted this invitation to talk about my opponent, "Amazing" Agent Luna. She got lucky in that six person match last week, and got a cheap shot on me. This shows the type of person that she is. Somebody who looks for any opportunity to beat me, because she knows that she can't without an unfair advantage.
*Crowd boos*
Lucy: But I know you poor rednecks don't believe me, so I decided to bring some witnesses. So ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the former friends of "Amazing" Agent Luna; Oliver Riggs, and Francesca Aldana.
*Crowd boos as a boy in a green hoodie and beanie hat walks alongside a girl with red hair and a white dress*
Lucy: Now, I brought you two here to help shed light on Luna's true personality. Francesca, isn't it true that Luna had betrayed your trust, and introduced your boyfriend to another man? And Oliver, isn't it true that Luna got your father jailed for reasons beyond his control?
*Lisa and Louise lean forward in anticipation, while Oliver and Francesca look down on the floor before looking back at Lucy*
Oliver: No, none of that is true.
*Lucy, Lisa, and Louise look at Oliver shocked*
Lucy: What the hell do you mean that it isn't true?
Oliver: Look…I lied. Francesca lied. We lied to make Luna look bad after some drama we had back in New York.
Lucy: I spent a lot of money to bring you down here to show Luna's true personality! And you're telling me that you lied to me and to these people!?
Francesca: We wanted to come to where Luna works so that we can apologize and tell the truth. And if we had to lie to you to do it, than that's what we were going to do.
*Lucy slaps Francesca down, and kicks Oliver in the leg*
Lucy: If there's one thing I don't like, it's wasting my time! Time is money, and you guys made me waste a lot of it!
*Lucy kicks Oliver in the head, and hits a double stomp on Francesca's back. Louise and Lisa join in on the beatdown, before Luna comes running into the ring*
Scott: Luna running into the ring, trying to save these people from this hellacious beatdown!
Luna kicked Louise in the head, sending her out of the ring, and hit Lucy with a kick to the head. She attempted to kick Lisa, but she rolled out of the ring before Luna could kick her. Francesca and Oliver got up, and extended their hands in an act of attempted forgiveness. Luna looked at them for a few seconds, smacked their hands away, and kicked them both in the head.
Andy: I guess Luna isn't ready for forgiveness.
*Commercial*
*Commercial over*
Bob: Thanks to Intensity's GM, Candy Chiu, we have Amazing Agent Luna going up against Lisa Simpson after what happened on the set of Lisa's Classroom.
*Replay of Lucy "interviewing" Oliver and Francesca, and Luna running in*
*Bell rings*
Lisa and Luna lock up in the ring, with Luna getting Lisa into a headlock. Lisa punched Luna in the gut a couple of times, and threw her to the ropes. When Luna rebounded off of the ropes, she hit Lisa with a spinning heel kick. Luna put Lisa into the corner, and started kicking her in the gut and in the chest, sending Lisa to the ground. Luna attempted a running face wash, but Louise, who stuck around and had recovered from the kick Luna gave her, tripped her up while the referee was checking on Lisa.
Scott: And Louise paying big dividends for Lisa
Despite the trip, Luna still hit the running face wash on Lisa.
Andy: Well…she tried at least.
Bob: Shut up, Andy.
Lisa rolls out of the ring, throwing her hands up. Luna responded by running and attempting a suicide dive, but Lisa rolled out of the way, causing Luna to face plant into the padded concrete floor. Lisa quickly stomped on Luna before throwing her into the stairs. After another few stomps, Lisa threw Luna back into the ring, and covered her.
Ref: 1…
Luna kicks out, and Lisa responds with more stomps to the head before picking her up, and hitting her with a neckbreaker. Lisa put Luna into the corner and started stomping on her before the referee pulled her out. Lisa throws Luna down to the ground, and slams her face into the mat repeatedly. Lisa picks Luna up again and hits her with a DDT before going for the pin.
Ref: 1…2
Luna kicks out, and Lisa starts arguing with the ref. While that happens, Luna grabs the ropes to support her up, but Louise takes advantage of the referee's distracted state and kicks the ropes into Luna's face.
Bob: You were saying, Andy?
Andy: Well, your daughter got the job done this time.
Lisa grabs Luna by the hair and pulls her into a sleeper hold. Luna struggles in the hold for a minute, even falling to her knees at one point. 20 seconds later however, she is able to get back to her feet, and dumps Lisa on the outside and onto Louise.
Scott: And Luna with a two for the price of one counter.
Luna then runs through the ropes, and is able to hit a suicide dive onto both Lisa and Louise, before she throws Louise back into the ring. Luna picks Lisa up, and hits her with a snapmare soccer kick, a double foot stomp to her chest, and a knee drop to her head. Luna signals for her high kick, but when Lisa gets up, she catches the kick, and tries to roll Luna up.
Ref: 1…2
Luna kicks out, and hits Lisa with her high kick and went for the pin.
Ref: 1…2…3
*Bell rings*
Tony Chimel: Here is your winner, Amazing Agent Luna! *Crowd cheers*
Luna holds the back of her head and holds her hand high in victory before Lucy comes back to ringside.
Lucy: Congratulations, peasant. You managed to win your match, but if you think I'm worried, you have another thing coming.
Luna glares at Lucy, before motioning her to come into the ring, even holding the ropes down for her.
Lucy: Awww…that's cute. Someone as rich as me can have people beat you up. You see, I'm preserving myself for our title match at Over the Limit. But, since you clearly want action, I think I know a certain group of sisters who would love to help feed your appetite.
Luna kept yelling at Lucy before her leg was kicked out from under her. The Thompson Sisters, Patty and Liz Thompson, started stomping and punching Luna. Luna tried to fight back, but Liz hit her again in the leg, before Patty and Liz went into different corners of the ring. When Luna got up, they hit her with Total Elimination, before posing over her prone body and motioning for Lucy to come into the ring.
Andy: So, Lucy's recruited the Thompson Sisters as her insurance policy against Luna?
Scott: Well, these are two women who will do anything for the all mighty dollar.
Lucy: This is a lesson that you and all these peasants need to learn; people will do anything for the right price.
Lucy locks in the Lock and Key (Cross Armbreaker) onto Luna while Patty and Liz kept the referees at bay. Eventually, Lucy lets go, and poses with the belt as Liz and Patty pose on the turnbuckles.
Scott: What a vicious attack onto the #1 contender by the champion and her new cronies.
Andy: Greed can be a very dangerous thing gentlemen, as we've just seen.
Bob: Before we go to commercial, let's give a shout out to Dance Gavin Dance for the official theme song for Over the Limit, "We Own the Night".
Scott: Is that really necessary right now? We just saw Luna assaulted by three different people.
Bob: Hey, they're letting us use their song, and it's in our contract to advertise it.
*Commercial*
*Commercial over*
*The camera turns on, and the audience sees Chris Drahmin in his office*
Chris: Hello BTWF fans, I have several announcements to make before we continue on with the show. First of all, at Over the Limit, TWAE superstar Toffee will be taking on a mystery opponent that I signed a couple of weeks ago.
*Crowd cheers and chants "BTWF"*
Chris: We also have new Intensity exclusive tag team titles, which will have a new owner when the Yu-Gi-BroMans take on Robbie Valentino and Thompson in a tag team match. We also have a match between Crona and Yuma to determine a new #1 contender for the Cruiserweight title, due to Crona's impressive performance tonight. Both matches will take place at Over the Limit.
*Crowd continues to cheer*
Chris: But enough about that, we have one more match tonight, and it's going to be Yuma vs. Duncan. The winner will be added to the triple threat match between Boze and Shane, where the winner will become #1 contender for the International title.
*Crowd chants BTWF*
Chris: That's all fans, let's get to the main event of the evening.
*Back to the ring*
Tony Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. The winner of this match will join Boze and Shane in the triple threat #1 contenders match for the IC title at Over the Limit.
(Face to the Floor by Chevelle plays)
Tony Chimel: Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, Yuma. *Crowd cheers*
(Wanted Man by Rev Theory plays)
Tony Chimel: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Duncan. *Crowd gives a mixed reaction*
Andy: Duncan has come back to the ring after an almost month long hiatus after Hardcore Heaven.
Bob: Let's see if he can start his return on a high note here against a former Cruiserweight champion in Yuma.
*Bell rings*
Duncan and Yuma walk to the center of the ring, where Duncan put his hands up, indicating that he wanted to have a test of strength. Yuma holds his arms up to reach him, but Duncan responds with a kick to Yuma's gut before putting him in a headlock. Duncan gives Yuma a noogie before Yuma pushes Duncan off of him. Duncan runs back, and hits a shoulder tackle before stomping on Yuma. Duncan picks Yuma up, who counters into a small package.
Ref: 1…2
Duncan kicks out, and grabs Yuma's arm. Yuma counters and throws Duncan into the corner before hitting a running dropkick. Yuma hits a snap suplex on Duncan before going to the apron, and hitting a springboard leg drop on Duncan. Yuma goes to the top rope, but while he was finding his balance, Duncan got back up, and threw Yuma off the top rope back first.
Scott: Well that'll require a visit to the chiropractor
Bob: And Duncan is in control of the former Cruiserweight champion.
Duncan started stomping and punching Yuma until Yuma grabbed the ropes, causing the referee to pull Duncan back. Duncan booted Yuma in the face when he got up and hit a back suplex on him. Duncan hit several elbow drops before sitting Yuma up, going into a corner, and hitting a running neck snap on him before going for the pin.
Ref: 1…2
Yuma kicks out, and Duncan argues with the referee. Duncan puts Yuma in a chinlock, yelling in his ear that he should tap out. Yuma was able to throw Duncan off, but Duncan was able to hit a dropkick underneath Yuma's chin. Duncan started stomping on Yuma's head, and picked him up in order to hit a neckbreaker. Duncan threw Yuma into the corner, smiled at the fans, much to their chagrin, and went for a stinger splash onto Yuma, but Yuma was able to dodge in the nick of time, causing Duncan to collide head first with the top turnbuckle.
Bob: Yuma able to save himself that time.
Scott: Yeah, but how long can Yuma survive in this contest?
Andy: Yuma's faced far worse in his career, he can pull through.
Yuma did just that, hitting a back suplex onto Duncan before hitting him with a leg drop. Yuma propped Duncan up, and hit him with several kicks to the midsection. Duncan is still standing before Yuma hits him with a snap suplex. Yuma went to the apron and hit a springboard elbow drop before going for the pin.
Ref: 1…2
Duncan managed to grab the bottom rope, forcing Yuma to break the pin. Yuma picked Duncan up, and hit him with a swinging fishermen's suplex before going to the top rope. After posing for a little bit, Yuma attempted a Utopian Elbow Drop (Randy Savage Elbow Drop) onto Duncan, but Duncan moved out of the way before rolling Yuma up.
Ref: 1…2
Yuma kicked out, and Duncan responds by punching Yuma in the face repeatedly, before throwing Yuma into the rope throat first before hitting a superkick on him. Duncan yells at the crowd before going for the pin.
Ref: 1…2
Yuma kicks out, and Duncan responds by arguing with the referee.
Bob: Yuma showing his resilience in this match here.
Scott: Yuma is making Duncan work for this victory.
Andy: But Duncan shouldn't be wasting his time arguing with the referee. He should continue going after Yuma.
Andy's point was proven correct, as Yuma rolls Duncan up with a small package.
Ref: 1…2
Duncan kicked out, and hit a Fame Asser on Yuma before picking him up, slapping him in the back of the head, and hitting him with a Bad Side (Zig Zag) on Yuma before going for the pin.
Ref: 1…2…3
*Bell rings*
Tony Chimel: Here is your winner, and the final competitor in the triple threat match for the #1 contender match for the IC title at Over the Limit, Duncan. *Crowd boos*
Duncan celebrates in the ring before stepping on Yuma's face on his way out of the ring.
Andy: Duncan continuing his disrespectful streak.
Bob: Well if you had to spend more than a minute with Yuma, wouldn't you want to hit him?
Scott:…well…uh…Yuma's got drive…and that makes him a good guy.
Bob: What does that have to do with how annoying he is?
*Backstage*
Bakugo is seen beating Bickslow with a steel chair. Sunny comes from behind with some security guards, and drags Bakugo away from Bickslow.
Sunny: My first day on the job, and you're already pissing me off!
Bakugo: Awww…are you gonna cry about it!?
Sunny: No, not at all. In fact, you're going to fight Bickslow in a no disqualification match next week in the main event, and contract or no contract, if you lose that match, you'll be taken off of the championship match at Over the Limit.
Bakugo: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
Sunny: No I'm not! Now you better get the hell out of here before I take you off the show without the match!
Bakugo looks at Sunny with fire in his eyes, but starts beating up the security guards before leaving the arena, giving Sunny the middle finger on his way out of the building.
Match Results:
Katsuki Bakugo def. Bender (with Fry) via submission
Crona def. Boze via pinfall
"Amazing" Agent Luna def. Lisa Simpson via pinfall
Duncan def. Yuma via pinfall
