Hello! This is my second fic. Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Arriving Home
Peach roamed through the halls,thinking of what to name their baby. "Why don't we just stick to an Italian name!" Mario asked,sitting at the coffee table with glasses,and writing things,then scribbling them out. "Because,almost everyone in the family has an Italian name!" exclaimed Peach,throwing her arms up. "Well,why can't he? OH! I just thought of one! ROBERT!" he wailed. "You said that name 5 WHOLE times now." said Peach,irritated. "I'm fed up! Let's LOOK at him for inspiration!" said Peach,storming into the baby's room.
Meanwhile,a nervous Mewtwo sat in the waiting room of the hospital,twiddling his fingers. "What if I'm not a good father? What if I mess up!" he nervously thought,as all first fathers do. He was simply waiting until Jigglypuff,(whom Mewtwo genectically aged) was ready to see him. Finally,it was the moment! The nurse on the P.A. said, "Lucky father Mewtwo,your wife is ready to see you."
"Well,I wonder what its gender is.." he nervously opened the door,and a nice voice said, "Mewtwoey? It's a girl." the words Mewtwo heard... He could hardly believe he was a FATHER! He fought the sudden urge to do a victory dance,and peered into the glass crib. There was an adorable baby,that looked like a Mew,but had Jigglypuff ears and was very small and fraile. It had rosy cheeks,which were fat and adorable. "Awww...She's SO cute." said Mewtwo as he stroked its sweet,cute face. "The neighbors,they'll go CRAZY!" laughed Jigglypuff,sitting up in her bed. Mewtwo nodded. "I know." Then,a name sparked in their heads. "Mewmi!",they said,saying it at the exact same time.
Falco Lombardi was sitting on a plane with his six-month pregnant wife,Katt Monroe. "Calm down,honey,we're almost there..." he said out of the corner of his beak. "Oh,sweetie. AH! But I'm so,so nervous! Oh! OH!" she shrieked,reaching for his hand and clamping it. "OWW!" said Falco in pain,because she was holding his hand ever so tight. "I hope I..(pant) (PANT) MAKE it..." "Don't worry. You will." he said,giving her a kiss right as the plane landed. "See? We're here. You made it,honey." he said,trying to keep her satisfied.
In Hyrule Castle, Link and Zelda were trying to figure out how to change their son,Scottie. "I CAN'T do it!" Shouted an angry Zelda,thrusting her naked son in Link's hands,holding a diaper under him. "YOU TRY!" Link was currently being a couch potato. He was watching his favorite television show,Freinds. "HOW COULD YOU LAZE HERE AT A TIME LIKE THIS!" she shouted,pulling him out of the chair. Suddenly,the phone rang. They both looked over. "I'll get it! You try changing Scottie!" It was Mewtwo. "Hello? Oh,hi,Zelda! How's Scottie? Oh... well,the baby's here! It's a girl! Her name's Mewmi. She's adorable!" Zelda noticed that Mewtwo sounded so happy. Even in the days that she lived with him,he never seemed that happy. "Bye!" she hung up the phone and saw Link's results. It wasn't a good job. Link scratched his head. "Looks like we gotta get a professsional." he said,going to the phone.
The end hath come of chapter 1! But do not worry, For there are many a chapter after it! Hah! I made that up! - (") (P.S. Chapter 2's name is "Cheese and fun with crackers!"
