Disturbing Dream Saga: Encounters of the Furuba kind
AN: honestly I didn't make this up per say. It was the dream I had last night so I'm confused just as much as you are. For this first part Kyo and I are somehow connected. It's either a leash or some sort of chain all I know is that it involves a collar. Lots of OOC-ness. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Me: gasp I c-can't ...gasp
Kyo: ow. Ow. Ow.
Me: Elro I can't do this anymore!
Me: If I drag Kyo up anymore steps he's gonna die. And I'm gonna die because he's heavy. Maybe we should use the elevator….
Elora: aww and watching was so funny
Me: you can have a few consolation drags
Kyo: NOOOO! grabs me and runs inside to the elevator
Elora: ….
Okay we're somewhere else now. At a picnic thingy
Kagura: KYO-KUN!
Shigure: happily eating a sandwich
Kyo: uses me as a human shield
Kagura: attacks me
Me: in a bloody fight with Kagura
Kyo: on Elora's head
Elora: O.o….. (is being so totally useless)
Shigure: still happily eating a sandwich
Ayame: randomly dies
Yuki: YAY!
Okay, the part about Aya dying never happened in the dream
Now we're at a fence thingy
For some reason Yuki is dressed "gangsta" and Kyo has affixed himself upon Elora's head. I think I killed Kagura I'm not sure. Tohru's brain melted and yeah….
Yuki: I have to face this and claim my spot in manhood
Me: wth?
Elora: … why the hell am I here?
Shigure: absently nods and continues eating soup (It's just broth) with chopsticks
AN: you can't eat broth with chopsticks, believe me, I've tried
Yuki: breaks down the fence thing and starts killing the unarmed people on the other side
Me and Elora: use Tohru and Kagura as human shields
Shigure: totally oblivious, continues eating broth with chopsticks
End.
(Thank God)
AN: Yes this was the dream I had. I had another strange dream like this involving Rock Lee and Grandpa Simpson. Trust me you don't want to know. When I had that dream with Naruto and the Simpsons I had just read volumes 5 and 6 of Fruits Baskets. And when I this one I had just watched the new Inuyasha. No anime, manga, or foreign food before bed. BAD things happen. Elora is a friend of mine who likes anime and stuff. She's never heard of Fruits Baskets though.
Yeah, this is my first fan fiction. I'm not counting it as so though.
