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Twinkle Twinkle
"Why do we have to do this again?" John asked, dropping into the control chair. Rodney sighed, waving his hand around in the air and finally pointing at his control panel.
"Because, I need to find out how many drones there are in the chair," He whined. John sighed. "Now, sit down, and get that thing started up. I'm not in a good mood."
"Well, that's a first," John said, leaning back with a deep sigh.
"What?" Rodney asked, dropping the vital reader to his side.
"Nothing."
Rodney continued to growl while taking readings. John just sat in the chair, trying not to let his mind wander. Sighing, he looked over at Rodney.
"How much longer?"
"Not long. Shut up."
Sighing again for what seemed the hundreth time that day, John sat back and began to think about his favorite song. He hummed it as it flew through his head. Rodney suddenly looked up in surprise.
"What's that?"
"Oh, that's Green Day..." John cut himself off, realizing for the first time that it was playing. Looking around, he realized that the chair had used this thoughts to play the song. John got a wicked look on his face as Rodney went back to playing with the readings of the chair. Soon, the Star Wars music started playing. Rodney sighed, looking up to see John smiling. The music continued to change.
"Twinkle Twinkle little star?" Rodney asked, dumbfounded. John just nodded, changing the music again. "Rock-a-bye Baby?" The music continued to change. "Little Green Men? Sunny Spider? John!"
"What? And how come you know the names of these songs?" He asked, snickering.
"I'm the one that baby-sits your kid, remember?" Rodney asked, waving his hands around.
"Oh, yea."
Everything was quiet for a minute, until the theme music for Telatubbies started playing. Rodney started humming, but realizing what he was doing, stopped and growled.
"What the heck am I doing? John! Turn. That. Music. Off!"
John did as he was told. Two minutes later, just as Rodney thought the insane music had finally stopped, the theme music for Ms. Sunny's Spider Patch started playing, so softy he could barely hear it. Dropping the hand held device he was holding, he lunged at John, making him fall out of the chair.
A day in the life of Atlantis.
The mom of John's kid is not told, because I don't want to scare away any of my readers. Anyway, I know who it IS, and if you don't know by now, drop by my profile.
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