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Ice Cream?

"Truth or dare, sir?" Aiden asked, smiling, as John shifted in his seat.

"First, stop calling me sir! We're off the clock. And I will take ... " John knew exactly what Aiden had in mind for a question. So ... "Dare."

"I dare you to sneak into the kitchen and get me ice cream!" Aiden said, still smiling. John groaned. The things that man would do for ice cream.

"What kind?" John moaned, standing to his feet and stretching. They had all been sitting on the floor for hours, and John was becoming very stiff.

"Chocolate. In the mean time, Ronon, your turn," Aiden announced, turning to the big gorilla man. Only two weeks ago had they caught Aiden off-world. They had gotten him off the Enzyme, and he was back to normal.

"Truth or dare ... " Ronon looked around. "Rodney."

"Why me?"

"Because."

"Fine. Truth," Rodney said, not wanting to do anything Ronon might have in mind for a dare.

"Is it you who has been stealing my coffee stash?" Ronon asked, a smile tugging at his lips.

"Um ... Yes?" Rodney cringed, waiting for Ronon to pounce on him. Nothing. After about a minute, he opened his eyes to see everyone's amused faces. Teyla was holding back a giggle, while Aiden was already clutching his side in silent laughter.

"My turn?" Rodney asked slowly. Aiden nodded, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.

"Fine. Teyla, truth or dare."

"Truth," Teyla said.

"Were you the one stealing the ice cream?"

"I-" Teyla was cut off by the loud yell of John. He came ripping down the hall and flew into the room, tripping over Teyla, who was sitting right by the door. Scrambling to his feet, he threw Aiden a bucket of ice cream. They were all gathered in his room. Suddenly, another figure filled the room.

"Help!" John said, jumping up and running behind Teyla. Elizabeth was in the doorway, her hands on her hips. She didn't look happy.

"John! You were the one stealing the ice cream!" She said. For the past week she had been staking out the mess hall, trying to catch the thief. But he had laid off as soon as he caught on to her game.

"No! I swear! That wasn't me!" John said, really truly scared for the first time in his life. All of Elizabeth's favorite ice cream had gone missing only a few weeks ago, and she was pissed. No one wanted to interfere with a pregnant woman.

"Then what were you doing?" Elizabeth asked, pointing accusingly at the ice cream Aiden was now eating.

"Truth or dare, Dr. Weir," Teyla explained, smiling. She raised an eyebrow at John, who was still hiding behind her. "Aiden dared Col. Sheppard to steal ice cream for him."

"Then who did steal the ice cream?" Elizabeth asked, her eyes scanning the room. They fell on Rodney. "You?"

Rodney only shook his head. Teyla continued speaking.

"As I was saying before, in response to your question, Rodney. My answer is yes."

Luckily, I am not going to continue this story long enough for you to find out what horrible death Teyla met.


Well, there you have it. I am crazy! Anyway, the only reason I made Elizabeth pregnant was because this story would make no sense otherwise. Only women with raging hormones go all homicidal on people for stealing ice cream! And I didn't tell the dad! Use your imagination! (But no thinking Shep/Weir ... BAD!)

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