Cook Brown: Parody of "Look Down"
(Scene: Five "Valley Girl"-type women lie on blankets on a beach, sunbathing.)
All:
Cook
brown, cook brown
Lay on the beach and fry
Cook brown, cook
brown
For darker tans we try.
Sunbather
One:
The sun is strong
We'll soak it in till it's
low
All:
Cook brown, cook brown
There's
twenty shades to go
Sunbather Two
I've done no work
Just
lounged here in this chair!
All:
Cook brown, cook
brown,
No work? You shouldn't care!
Sunbather
Three:
Oh no, the time!
Eight
hours, could it be true?
All:
Cook brown, cook
brown,
We got here before you.
Sunbather Four:
When
I get tan, I'll wow my man
With
my cute bronze bust!
All:
Cook brown, cook brown
And
pass the tanning oil
Sunbather Five:
How long until
My
skin begins to boil?
All:
Cook brown, cook
brown,
The UV's what we crave.
Cook brown, cook brown
You'll
see our skin and rave.
(Scene changes to a doctor's office. Jeannie, a woman with a very dark tan, sits on the examining table.)
Dr.
Javert:
Now hear me, patient 24601 HMO gone awry,
lol...
Your mole's benign
And your appointment's
done.
You know what that means.
Jeannie:
Yes, it
means I'm free.
Dr. Javert:
No!
It means you must
Stay out of reach of the sun.
You are at risk!
Jeannie:
But
it was just one mole!
Dr. Javert:
You tanned
unsafely!
Jeannie:
I had to help my skin!
My
sister's face was white as death
And
we were all pale.
Dr. Javert:
You'll be pale
again
Without
all of those hours in the sun
Jeannie:
But I've
been tanning for 19 years
A
slave of the sun
Dr. Javert:
Five years out on the
beach
The
rest on tanning beds that cost a ton
Yes, 24601.
Jeannie
(wailing):
Noooooooo!
(Scene changes back to the beach)
Sunbathers:
Cook
brown, cook brown,
The UV's what we crave.
Cook brown, cook
brown
You'll see our skin and rave.
