At 4:30 PM (parody of "At the End of the Day")

Scene: A discount store in the late afternoon. Several elderly ladies are walking around, looking at the merchandise.

Old Ladies:

At 4:30 PM, your day ends when you're older
Once you're eighty, you can't stay up late anymore
Time for bed, but not before
We see what kind of bargains they're giving
At our favorite place to be, this discount store.
It's our reason for living!

At 4:30 PM you start thinking it's colder
Turn the heat up to 90 and still feel a chill
And the young kids hurry past
Think the traffic rules aren't for heeding
Thirty-five miles an hour is so fast, they're gonna kill
Someone with all that speeding!

At 4:30 PM, loss of memory's dawning
Glasses go in your mouth, dentures go in your eyes
Like the waves break in the bay
We could drift off to sleep any second

Woman 1:
"Well you know, back in the day..."

Old Ladies:
We've got tales and advice to be reckoned
We're a whole lot wiser than them (pointing to young people)
At 4:30 PM!

Woman 2:
At 4:30 PM we want something for nothing
I've just heard that Aisle 6 has a sale on stale bread

Woman 3:
There are grandkids we must call
Bug their parents to make sure they're fed
Do they eat enough food? Do they
Go early to bed?

Old Ladies:
And how warm are they dressing?

Woman 2:
Have you seen how the shoppers are crazy today?
Always crowding around, with their rude shoving hands?

Woman 3:
It's 'cause social security checks came, they say

Woman 1: (pointing to the checkout line):
Take a look at that long line where everyone stands

Old Ladies:
At 4:30 PM your day's already over

Woman 1: (pushing shopping cart filled with cans):
With enough canned tomatoes to last for a year

Old Ladies:
Play some bingo, play mah jongg
But complain the whole time at the table
Watch Food Network all day long
Even though you've got digital cable

Woman 2 (sees another sale):
Ooh! Ten cents off each of them
At 4:30 PM!

Woman 3:
And what have we here, little meek and shy sister?
Come on Fantine, let's see what's in your cart!
Ooh..."Closeout Price! Save a bundle of money!"
It's the very last copy
Of this work of art!

(She tries to grab the figurine from Fantine's cart, and they fight over it.)

A/N: As with "Lovely Ladies," only the first part of the song really works for this parody, so I'm ending it here.