Tenchi Survivor
Day 14
Jose Philipe Mendola

Quick Note: I don't own any of the additional, temporary guests in this fic. They are copyrighted material of Naoko Takeuchi, VIZ Entertainment and DIC TV. On the same note, burn in hell Fox TV, I used to wake up at 6:00 AM every Saturday morning to watch that show. You bastards.

Jose rolled off of his bed and onto the floor.

'Shit.' He cursed, barely above a whisper.

It was a good thing Jose closed the windows the night before. And locked them.

Jose reached up his wall and hit the light switch, turning off the remaining lights.

The room was very smoky due to incense. Small rays of early morning light cut sunbeams into the smoke through the small holes in the east wall. Again, more pounding on the door.

Jose reached under his bed and pulled out his SPAS shotgun.

Checking the chamber and magazine, Jose saw that they were empty.

Jose dug deeper under his bed. Next to the nudie mags was a box of shells. Pulling the box out, Jose loaded the magazine to its capacity, filling all 8 shots and one in the chamber.

Content with the loaded auto gun, Jose set the shoulder stock and commando crawled toward the front door.

Jose crawled through the kitchen and into the living room. Once in, Jose could clearly see the door and hear voices.

'This SHOULD be the house.' One person said.

'Are you SURE you read this paper right?' Another asked.

'Probably not.' Another voice 'she IS the blond one after all.'

'Shut up.' Another voice whined 'this is the only house on the island. I'm POSOTIVE Jose is in here.'

'He had better be in here. I'm tired of being set up.' One more voice adding to the 4 count. There was a definite 5 of them.

9 shells and 5 people. This could even out well.

More knocking on the door. Heavy, angry pounding.

Jose leveled the shotgun and aimed it at the top of the door.

From the light streaming in through the cracks in the thatched wall, Jose could see 5 figures moving around.

'I'm going to check a window.' One said. The shadow that was cast on the door moved away. Better to scare them off then have blood on the doorstep.

Jose fired at where the head of the shadow had been.

After a loud noise, a smoking, gaping hole was left on the top of the door.

Whoever was out there screamed.

Screamed? Like- girls? Uh-oh.

'What the HELL was that all about?' One of the girls yelled 'You could have KILLED one of us!'

Jose flipped the safety on and slung the shotgun over his shoulder. He approached the door and opened it.

Due to the odd camera angel, the 5 guests could not bee seen.

'I'm really sorry.' Jose said 'I thought you were someone else.'

'Well, we're all ok, so I guess no harm done, though I'm not sure if you're completely sane.' One of the guests said 'just tell us where to go and what to do.'

What's your rush?' Another girl left 'he IS kind of cute.'

Jose blushed a tad.

'Don't be blond.' The first girl said 'we have to get this done before dark. I've heard about Jose's Hijinx.'

'OK, I wont keep waiting.' Jose said 'Here's what I need the 5 of you to do.'

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Tenchi woke up with a headache. Any light felt like it split his head right down the middle. He realized this and kept his eyes closed.

Attempting to turn over, Tenchi found it impossible.

Tenchi opened his eyes the tiniest bit and leaned forward to see why this was so.

'Oh shit.'

Ryoko was fast asleep and half lying across Tenchi. He was, for some reason, under a tree and wearing only his shorts. Oh, what a night.

Tenchi closed his eyes again and thumped his head back onto the sand.

Gods, did his head hurt.

Tenchi thought he heard something moving through the foliage to his left.

Was it really WORTH it to move? Aw, life is so full of tough choices.

Tenchi opened a single eye and tilted his head toward the sound.

Tenchi, hardly believing what he was seeing, had just laid eyes on the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

She was close to 6 feet tall, had long blond hair and wore the damnedest orange and white skirt ensemble.

It was official; Tenchi had died, gone to heaven and seen an angel.

'Nineva?' He asked in a quiet, drowsy voice.

He made a move to follow her. And by gun, he'd follow her to the edge of the clouds and back.

But he again found it impossible to move.

Tenchi looked down, and say Ryoko. Well, so much for heaven. Looks like he was in hell.

The apparition of the god-sent beauty had faded. It was only Tenchi and Ryoko under a tree. Ryoko? This was not good. Tenchi had to figure out why the two of them were half naked and together.

Swallowing his fear and a funny taste in his mouth, Tenchi moved to wake Ryoko.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

'This will only take a second.' Jose said to his guests that were off camera. 'Go stand in the waiting room and I'll call you out in a minute.'

'By 'waiting room',' the guest that had just returned from a short drink run 'do you mean 'behind those bushes'?'

'Yes.' Jose admitted. 'Now go.'

Jose watched his guests hurry off and began to creep toward the survivor's shelter. He began to chuckle to himself.

Jose picked up the megaphone that was (for some reason) lying next to the shelter. He flicked the power on.

'Testing.' Jose said to the cameraman as he spoke into the amplifier 'Would the woman in the teal Miabatsu please move to the side.'

The cameraman began to laugh. Jose smiled at his own hilarity.

Jose turned to face the survivor's shelter. Cranking up the volume, Jose held down the power button.

'GO-O-O-O-O-OD MORNING VIET NAM!!' Jose shouted 'WAKEY-WAKEY! YOU'RE LISTENING TO 'RISE'! IT'S MORNING AND I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!'

Katsuhito and Mihoshi bolted out of the shelter due to Jose's voice and constant feedback. They stopped a few feet short of a table that had 6 chairs and a wooden platform in front of it. As well as another banner with a white sheet over it.

'For the love of Peter.' Katsuhito said 'What a wake up call.'

'Ow, my head.' Mihoshi mumbled.

'Hope you all got some sleep. Today is going to be very eventful.'

'Well,' Katsuhito started 'Tenchi and Ryoko finally quieted down a few hours ago, so we practically just went to sleep. Any idea where they are?'

'Well,' Jose said 'It looks like we can begin.'

'Jose,' the cameraman said.

'WHAT?' Jose asked using the megaphone from a distance from 3 feet.

'We're missing two survivors.'

'ARE YOU SURE?' Jose asked.

'Very sure Jose. Tenchi and Ryoko are AWOL.'

'AW CRAP. OK, I GOT AN IDEA.'

Jose put the megaphone down and cupped a hand over his mouth.

'Tenchi! Ryoko!' Jose yelled 'Come on, get back here!'

'Maybe we should go look for them.' Katsuhito offered.

Jose picked up the megaphone again.

'GOOD IDEA. LET'S GO.'

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Jose had found Tenchi and Ryoko sitting under a tree, backs to each other and talking.

'What's going on here?' Jose demanded.

'You mean you didn't hear them?' Mihoshi asked 'My Television can't get that loud.'

Tenchi looked up.

'Hey guys,' He said 'did we, um, you know-' He trailed off.

Jose blinked a few times in confusion.

'You mean you don't know?' Katsuhito asked.

'Well I don't remember anything anyway.' Ryoko admitted.

Mihoshi and Katsuhito looked at Tenchi.

'I thought she drugged ME.' He said in defense.

'So NEITHER of you have any recollection of last night?' Jose asked 'Is that to what I'm understand?'

'That's about it.' Tenchi said.

'Look,' Ryoko said jumping in 'All I want to know is if anything happened last night that I should be almost proud of.'

'Well I'm not about to say anything.' Katsuhito said 'This is your dishwashing liquid, YOU soak in it.'

Tenchi and Ryoko looked longingly at Mihoshi.

'Sorry. I had a pillow over my face for-other-reasons.' Adding the shifting eyes to end her sentence.

'Ok, enough screwing around.' Jose said '(if you were in the first place) we have to get back. I don't want to keep my guests waiting.'

'Guests?' Katsuhito asked.

'Did they bring food?' Mihoshi asked hopefully.

Ryoko stood up and stretched, her tail stretching with her.

'Oh.' She said realizing it was there 'Guess it's back.'

'Whatever.' Jose replied, shrugging it off.

'Is it me,' Tenchi said as he did a handstand 'or does everyone else feel completely rejuvenated?'

Mihoshi, Katsuhito and Jose shook their heads at the question.

'Oddly enough, I feel great.' Ryoko said as she scaled a tree.

'Odd indeed.' Jose said 'Ok let's go. On to the immunity challenge.'

Tenchi righted himself and Ryoko jumped down from the tree, landing on Tenchi's back.

'Good morning sweetie.' She said as if nothing had happened, thought it might not have.

Tenchi, holding true to character, bolted off down the path, leaving Ryoko levitating.

She followed after him.

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'Oh no.' Tenchi said when he saw the table and stage 'I'm not liking this one bit.'

'I'm afraid to ask what it is.' Ryoko said.

'I really hope it's a dog show.' Mihoshi threw in.

The survivors looked at her. She shrugged.

'Who here likes Karaoke?' Jose asked.

All of the survivors put an arm up.

'OK, who likes singing in front of large groups?'

The survivors dropped their vote.

'Perfect.' Jose said 'Then this will work great.'

'This should be good.' Katsuhito said.

Jose walked over to the sheet covered sign.

'Today's immunity challenge will be a fun one. This will test your ability to perform, act and carry a tune.'

'I don't fall in ANY of those fields!' Mihoshi sobbed.

'Survivors, welcome to Jose's Idol.'

(Cue awesome music)

'Good god.' Ryoko said 'We're going to get sued.'

'Well, because I'm so generous of a person,' Jose began.

'Generous my ass.' One of the survivors said.

'I'm not going to be the only one judging your performance. I have invited 5 guests onto the island to aid me in this trial. Originally, they were going to be where you are, on the island I mean, but a few fell ill so they could not make it. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, anime characters of all ages, survivors all, you know them from the classic hit anime TV series, from their spawned movies, games, books, posters, shirts-'

'Get on with it!' One of the guests yelled from behind the bushes.

'-and a whole lot more franchise, say hello to the girls of the one and only, Sailor Moon.'

Jose gestured with one hand at the blind of shrubs.

(Cue Sailor Moon opening theme)

The survivors stared in awe at their judges.

'We all know them by name, but what the hell? Presenting to the judging panel, in no particular order, Serena, Lita, Rae, Mina and Ami. Oh, it's great you could all make it.' Jose said cheerily.

They all took their seats and Rae tilted her mike so she could talk into it.

'One of us almost DIDN'T make it. I was shot at.'

Jose chuckled nervously and drummed his fingers on one another.

'You'll have to excuse her.' Ami said 'She's the violent on.'

'I see.' Jose said.

'Can we discuss this later?' Mina asked 'I want to do this and get out of here.'

'I don't mind staying.' Serena threw in 'There's pure, unrefined cocoa on the island.'

'You- dumb- blond.' Lita said slowly from the other end of the table.

'I heard that!' Serena yelled from the other end of the table, shaking her fist and standing up 'Don't make me come down there.'

Jose sweat dropped and rubbed the back of his head.

The survivors were talking among one another about how stoked they were that the cast of the world famous anime was here.

'All right gang,' Jose said as the judges continued to argue among one another 'the rules are really simple. You have 15 minutes to pick a song to sing. Your performance will be judged and the best will gain immunity. But since I've been talking to you for 5 minutes, you have 10 minutes to find a song to sing.'

The survivors stared at Jose.

'Go!' Jose said.

'Um, what are we suppose to do besides sit here and think?' Ryoko asked.

'Um, I guess you could, uh,' Jose stammered 'I suppose you could sit here and- think. I'll be back in a few minutes.'

Jose walked in the direction of the judging table. Taking a seat, he reached under the table and pulled out a can of Mountain Dew.

How did you just pull that off?' Mina asked Jose as she pointed at the can.

'Haven't you been watching the show?' Ami asked 'He's been doing stuff like that since the show started.'

'You guys watch the show?' Jose gushed.

'Only when there's nothing else on.' Lita replied 'And I've got 255 channels.'

'I should have thought so.' Jose grumbled 'So, what are you all doing after this mess?'

'Going home.' They all said with effort to save Jose's ego.

'Ow, my ego.' Jose said.

'Leggo' my ego.' Serena said.

'What moron.' Mina said quietly.

Jose checked his watch. It had been a good 8 minutes, give or take 5. Close enough.

'Ok survivors.' Jose called 'send on the first contestant.'

There was an audible argument between the remaining cast members. Jose tapped his fingers on the table. After a minute or two, Ryoko stepped out on stage.

'Well look who's here.' Jose said 'Ok Ryoko, what are you going to be singing for us?'

'I'm going to sing 'I Got You Babe' by Sonny and Cher.' Ryoko informed the judges.

'Sounds fine to me.' Mina said 'whenever your ready.'

'Alright then.' Ryoko said.

'I got you babe. I got you babe. They say our love won't pay the rent before it's earned; our money's all been spent.' Ryoko lifted her tail up the microphone as if it was singing Sonny's part of the song. 'I got you babe. I got you babe.' Again, her tail was brought up to the microphone 'and when I'm sad, you're a clown and if I get scared, you're always around. So let them say your hair's too long 'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong.'

Jose was listening to the song, but realized that two of the girls were not when they began to argue again.

'You know what that's like, don't you Serena?' Lita asked out loud.

'What?' Serena yelled 'I heard that!'

'Here we go again.' Rae said 'Go ahead Ryoko. Continue.'

'Don't worry about it.' Jose said 'I think we can judge off of that.' God, she was so far off it was sad. 'Serena, what do you think?'

'Horrible.'

'Rae?' Ami asked 'What do you think?'

'The only way that could have been better was if you did not sing at all.'

'That bad?' Ryoko asked.

'Yes.' Mina agreed 'That bad.'

'I think it was fine.' Lita said.

'You're just saying that because I didn't like it!' Serena shouted.

'Will you both SHUT UP!' Rae yelled 'I'm getting a headache.'

'Well,' Ami said 'I think you sucked. And that's putting it nicely. Jose?'

Jose looked up from the table he had fallen face first on.

'That sounded worse than a chicken caught in a tractors nuts.'

Ryoko and the judges stared at Jose.

'I guess I'll be getting off the stage now.' Ryoko said sullenly.

'Thank god.' Mina said.

'Send in the next contestant!' Serena yelled, getting hit with an empty can of Mountain Dew afterwards.

'That's MY line!' Jose yelled.

Katsuhito stepped into view. He bowed to the judges. The girls bowed back. Jose weakly saluted him.

'What have you got for us Mr. Misaki?' Mina asked.

'Please, please.' HE said 'Call me Katsuhito.'

Mina smiled and blushed a bit.

'Katsuhito it is.' She said.

'What are you going to sing?' Lita asked.

'I'm going to be singing 'Self Esteem' by the Off Spring.' Katsuhito replied.

'Please don't.' Rae said 'I like that song.'

'Fine.' Katsuhito sighed. 'I'll sing 'Beyond The Sea'.'

'What song?' Mina asked.

'It's an older song that Joe the Yankee sued to sing in the 40's.' Katsuhito explained.

Jose perked at the mention of the 40's.

'Not to worry.' Jose said 'I know the song.'

'Whenever your ready.' Ami said.

Katsuhito took a few breaths and found the tune within.

'Somewhere beyond the sea. Somewhere, waiting for me, my lover stands on golden sands and watches the ships as they go sailing.'

Katsuhito was not that impressive, throwing a few notes here and there.

'Somewhere, um-' He hummed a few missing lines. Missed lines being the rest of the song. 'Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars.' He continued on a new song, off key even. 'Fly me to the-'

'That's' great.' Lita interrupted. 'That will be fine. Mina, what's the word?'

'Well, I liked the original song, I'm sure it was a nice one, but you really lost it after a few lines. I say no.'

Rae took the papers away from her face. She looked like she was in pain.

'One word.' She said 'Ow.'

'Well, I put some thought into it,' Serena said.

'First time for everything.' Mina observed.

'You got that right.' Rae agreed.

'But I don't think it was that great.' Serena finished.

'Nice observation.' Ami said 'I vote the same. Not too hot.'

'Well,' Lita said 'at the risk of being the unpopular one, I'm going to have to say it blew. Horribly. Jose?'

'Good god man.' Jose said 'I wish someone WOULD send you to the moon, lest anyone hear you sing again.'

'Except the Apollo landing site.' Serena said happily.

'Right.' Jose said, as he looked at her in a confused fashion.

'We'll keep your name on the list.' Rae said.

'Cop a walk.' Jose yelled.

Katsuhito strolled off stage.

'What a pain parade.' Jose said 'I'm starting to regret this.'

'Well it could be a lot worse.' Ami said.

'How could it POSSIBLY be worse?' Lita asked.

'Someone could sing a Jackson song.' Serena offered.

'Next!' Jose yelled.

'After a few seconds, and someone audibly walking into assorted sound equipment and other such stuffs, Mihoshi stepped onto the stage.

'Look, another blond!' Serena cheered.

Mihoshi looked at her with a glimmer of recognition.

'Hey,' she said 'I've seen you guys on TV before I think.'

Boy, she sure drew to that conclusion.

'Look,' Lita whispered to Jose 'It's the Serena of your island.'

Jose laughed at the prime example of comparison. She was right. Mihoshi was JUST like Serena.

'All right. What are you going to sing for us?' Jose asked the blond on stage.

Mina leaned back in her seat and poked Jose with a meter stick. Jose looked over.

'Even though I'm one of her types, blond I mean,' she said 'I'm not just going to give this to her. She's going to have to earn it like everyone else.'

Jose nodded. A true judge indeed.

'I'm going to be singing the 70's hit, 'Staying Alive' by the Bee Gees.' Mihoshi said proudly.

'Funky.' Mina replied.

'I can dig it.' Jose proclaimed.

'Who?' Serena asked.

She was promptly hit with a meter stick.

'Go ahead anyway.' Serena said 'When your ready.'

Mihoshi closed her eyes and went through the lyrics. Content that she knew them, she began, shaky at first, but fell into it quickly.

'Well you can tell by the way I walk that I'm a woman's man; no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicking around since I've been born.'

'Check it out Lita,' Serena called to her as Mihoshi continued to sing 'Is this your song or what?'

'Shut up.' Lita growled.

The rest of the girls giggled about something. Jose stayed confused.

'Ah, ha, ha, ha, staying alive, staying alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha staying ali-I- I-I-I-I-I-I-ve!'

'I heard you singing that yesterday.' Serena prodded 'only I think you had some seriousness in it.'

The other girls kept quiet over that one. Lita produced a black squiggle over her head that dissipated after she fumed it off.

'That will do.' Jose said, holding up his hand 'Thank you Mihoshi. That was judge-able.'

'Um, thanks?' She said unsure if that was a real word or not.

'Ok,' Jose said 'Starting at the other end. What do we think?'

Serena, still laughing, managed to get a hold on her words.

'Great.' She said 'Very nostalgic. And entertaining.'

'It was good,' Ami said 'but not something I'd dance to. And don't dance when you sing. That killed it.'

'It was half decent.' Rae said as she played with a Zippo lighter. 'I'm not about to go up there and show you up, but it was decent. I enjoyed it.'

'Speaking as a fellow blond, that was good for one of us.' Mina said 'though I did NOT enjoy the dancing. If you got rid of that, I'd say you did great.'

'Um, ok.' Mihoshi said smiling.

'Sucked.' Lita said heatedly. 'Bad choice song, bad performance.'

'Your just angry because it sums you up so well.' Serena said 'If she had sung anything else, you'd have loved it.'

'Can it!' Lita yelled, possibly not far from pulling a gun on someone.

'Calm down.' Jose said 'Take it easy; this will be done in a few minutes. My call now?'

'Your call.' Ami confirmed.

'Alright, um, I personally LOVE the song, I mean, Travolta strutted to it.' Jose laughed 'But I really think the standing seizure hurt your score.'

"Standing seizure'?' Mihoshi asked.

'Your 'dancing'.' Jose said 'If you did anything else, like just sing, I think you would have had it.'

'Thanks.' Rae said 'Your all set to go.'

'Thank you.' Mihoshi said. She moved to step off the stage, but tripped and fell face first in the sand. She stood up, brushed herself off and walked off.

'Such a nice girl.' Mina said.

'Lock her up Jose.' Rae said 'Or else Lita's going to find her.'

Lita jumped up at the mention of her name.

'You too!?' She demanded 'What do I have to do to keep you people off my back?'

'Back nothing.' Serena put in 'I heard she takes the top.'

Jose laughed at Lita's misfortune.

'I am so tired of this.' She yelled 'I don't know why I hang around.'

'Calm yourself out.' Jose said 'we have one more contestant. NEXT!' Jose yelled.

Tenchi walked onto the stage.

'Tenchi,' Jose said 'good to see you.'

Tenchi nodded his thanks, obviously not concerned with Jose.

'What song will you be singing?' Jose asked.

Tenchi did not move or speak. He just kept his eyes locked on the judges that were not Jose.

'Hey!' Jose tried again.

Tenchi shook his head and looked at Jose.

'What?' He asked.

'WHAT- ARE- YOU-SINGING?' Jose asked again.

'Um, 'Don't want to Close My Eyes.' Tenchi said 'By Aerosmith.

'This is worse than something I'd try to pull.' Jose whispered to Lita.

She seemed far from caring, let alone breathing.

'Eesh.' Jose through his teeth before leaning back in his chair.

'Anytime your ready.' Ami said.

Tenchi started without hesitation.

'I don't want to close my eyes. I don't want to fall asleep because I miss you babe. I don't want to miss a thing.'

Tenchi continued on with the song.

Jose did not pay too much attention to the song, seeing as how it was directed at the girls. Jose, feeling obligated to do something, pulled out his copy of the Anarchists Cookbook.

For one reason or another, Tenchi thought it necessary to continue on with the song until he reached the end. To top it off, the girls let him.

As Tenchi neared the end of the song, Jose looked up.

From nowhere, Tenchi had produced 5 flowers and proceeded to hand them out to the 5 female judges. If this was an attempt to carry someone's favor, it was a sad attempt.

Tenchi finished off the song and stepped back onto the platform.

Jose put down his book.

'You first.' Jose said as he pointed to Serena.

'I thought you could have picked a better song. Personally, I HATE Aerosmith.'

A copy of the Anarchists Cookbook crashed upside Serena's head. It slammed to halt and fell to the ground. She continued on un-phased.

'But the flowers were a nice touch.'

'Regardless of my brainless friend, I LOVE Aerosmith. Thought I would rather have heard Sweet Emotion, it was only decent.' Ami smiled 'and thanks for the flower. It matches the dozen Jose got me.'

Jose turned a shade of red and looked at the sky.

'The song was going down hill,' Rae said 'but the flowers just saved it. Decent at best.'

'I don't understand you guys.' Mina said 'Ya'll are hung up on the flower you got. While I'm not complaining, I think you should be judging his singing and not his actions toward you.'

'Stow it.' Rae said.

'I mean, I'm grateful and all, but we've all focused on the wrong things.'

Mina passed on to Lita without her vote.

'The song was great.' Lita said 'But unlike my friends, I came far from appreciating the flower.'

That said, she tossed it behind her. Something shattered.

'Lesbian.' Serena said out loud.

'That does it!' Lita yelled 'I'm tired of this! Stop saying that!'

'Cram it.' Rae said 'We all know it's true.'

'You should see this girl's hard drive.' Ami agreed. It's PACKED with porn. I had to reboot it twice because she has so many copies of that Paris Hilton video.'

'I do not!' Lita retorted.

'Oh for the love of god.' Mina said 'Tell them we're an item and move on.'

'You promised you'd never say anything!' Lita roared.

Jose and the three other girls stared at the two.

'And let's not forget that whole Rini charade.' Serena trailed off 'I'm STILL disgusted about that one.'

'Leave her out of this!' Mina warned 'She ASKED to join.'

Jose put up his hands and shook his head as the cast continued to accuse and argue.

'Good song choice, bad performance.' Jose said 'Go and I'll call all of you all when we have a decision made.

Tenchi nodded and walked off.

'And stay out of my underwear drawer!' Ami yelled at Mina.

'What a headache.' Jose said over the quarreling.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The survivors were called back onto the stage close to half an hour later.

The set had practically changed from Jose's Idol to the Jose Springer Show. Jose quickly tossed the microphone away.

'OK,' Jose said 'Since we have had some difficulties with the judges, this has been real easy.'

The survivors looked on in confusion.

'I'm happy to say that you all sucked, and there will be no immunity granted to any of you.'

'That's not good.' Katsuhito said.

'Your telling me.' Ryoko agreed.

Jose dismissed the survivors to their site and continued to debate with the girls.

Sure, Jose might not have had a chance with any of them, but this was damn entertaining to listen to.

'So,' Jose said at a random interval 'Do any of you plan on coming back to participate on the next Survivor?'

'No.' Serena said quickly.

'I think not.' Ami said.

'You're joking, right?' Rae asked.

'You've lost it if you think I'm coming back.' Mina replied.

'Now who am I suppose to spend time with?' Lita whined.

'I vote Rini.' Rae said during a laugh from her, Ami and Serena.

'Fuck you!' Lita yelled.

End Of Day 14

Final Words: Hope you all like d the cross over. Don't expect too many more.