"Face your doom Potter. I will kill you, for I am Dearth Lord Voldemort!" Voldemort screeched. Harry, who was ready to face him and win, stopped for a minute.

"Wait hold on. What did you just say?" he asked. Voldemort lowered his wand. "I said face yo…" "No, no not that what did you say your name is?"

"Oh, ummm I said I was Dearth Lord Voldemort" he said looking confused. "WHAT! You cant be a Dearth your not a sith and besides not only was your name long before ,but now its going to take a good ten minutes just to tell you haven't won the battle." Harry grumbled.

"Well I like it so there" Voldemort stuck his tongue out. Ron who was standing beside Harry just looked from Harry to Voldemort and said "Cant we all just get along?"

All of a sudden Snape, who was standing beside Voldemort, began to sing "Livin' it up at the Hotel California."

Harry and Voldemort joined in, along with most every guy on the battlefield. Hermione just rolled her eyes. "Boys."

A hour later all find themselves at the Three Broomsticks

"An-and let me tell you about my cousin Sauron" Voldemort slurred, grinning like a mad hater. "He tried to take over his world with a ring. A RING!" Harry who was in the middle of taking a large gulp of fire whisky, sputtered it all over the table, laughing.

All of a sudden a huge flaming eye rolled by and said (as he kept rolling) "Yes, and it would have worked too, if it hadn't been for those medaling hobbits and their wizard. Hey can some come get me? I can't stop!"

As Harry watched he saw a very drunk Dearth Maul come running down the aisle, fallowed by Count Dooku and Dearth Vader. An old wizard was also trying to fallow.

But Professor Dumbledore kept casting spells at his feet, causing him to trip on his long white rode. "Hey, Voldemort? Who is the old man? He looks like Count Dooku" Harry asked.

"Oh that's, ummmm, bloody I don't remember his name. It starts with an S" he said, taking a sip of his drank again. "His name is Saruman" a voice in the background yelled.

"Oh yes that's right. That's his name, Saruman" Voldemort said, taking another swig of (and this may surprise you) jack daniels.

"Oh" was all Harry said as he got up and went over to talk to Anakin Skywalker and Frodo Baggins. Today had been strange to say the lest.