This chapter contains less email and more... Demyx! And... Stuff! YAY STUFF!
From: "Xemnas"
To: "Organization XIII"
Subject: new ideas!
Alright! I got it! We will go to Twilight Town and sell sea-salt ice cream door-to-door!
From: "Axel"
To: "Roxas"
Subject: Oh. My. God.
Xemnas is an idiot. Does he realize, we will have to buy the ice cream, then sell it for a cheaper price, thereby making NO PROFIT whatsoever?
From: "Roxas"
To: "Axel"
Subject: Re: Oh. My. God.
You are right… I swear, Xemnas is a weirdo.
From: "Xigbar"
To: "Axel"
Cc: "Roxas"
Subject: Warned
You have been warned. We know you are making fun of the Superior!
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IN TWILIGHT TOWN
Xemnas walked along Market Street with all the other Organization XIII members in tow. Roxas seemed… Put off by the whole thing. Hm. Wonder why.
"YOU!" Xemnas pointed to a random person walking down the street. "WHERE IS YOUR ICE CREAM VENDOR?" The poor frightened man pointed to the Tram Common. Xemnas thanked him and walked away.
Larxene whispered to Roxas, "Did you just hear him? He THANKED that man!"
Roxas was still kind of wary about Twilight Town, so he didn't answer.
Xemnas walked up to the Vendor. "Alright everyone! We'll sell 100 ice creams each! 1300 sea-salt ice creams, please."
When everyone had the ice cream they were gonna sell, it was time to price them. "Alright, we bought them for 10 munny a piece, right? Then we'll sell them for 7 munny! Off you go!"
Everyone split up.
LATER
Everyone met in the Tram Common and Xemnas discussed their profits. Everyone sold at least 50 of their ice creams, but the rest of them melted. Roxas was too freaked out to do anything. So all his melted. Axel melted his because he felt like melting stuff. Vexen sold all of his. People ran in fear of Xaldin, due to the fact that he had scary sideburns and the lances didn't help much.
Not only did Demyx eat all his, but he was the one who made the biggest profit. As he sat there, eating them, he looked so cute that people put munny in his sitar case.
Xemnas promoted Demyx that day.
Ha. Go Demy-kun.
Give me 10 new reviews. Because I said so! -insert smiley here-
