A/N: I'm back! WIth chapter two! On the same day! Gasp Well, I tried to make this chapter the same length, I hoped it turned out right!

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Chapter 2: Sasuke could so kick your ass.

After the flash back of the awful incident that put her into her current situation Yuffie's face contorted into rage. Despite the look, those smirking eyes of hers never lost their gleam.Why you may ask? Well ho-ho! That's because she was plotting. Continuously. Even now as her boyishly cut hair framed that childish face of hers, (which was great for getting away with thinsg! What? Her steal YOUR cookie? While you were looking no less? Impossible! What...chocolate smeared on her face. Oh shit...) and her hands clenched the egg shell colored counter until her knuckles bled.

Wait..can knuckles even bleed from strength? Yuffe thought absent mindedly as her eyes shifted down to her own hands, wondering if they might possibly bleed if she continued to death grip the counter.

Whatver. NO! Ew! No. Grossness! NOT whatever! That's what IT says! Yeah. THAT IT. THE most LOTHESOME creature in existance! The THORN in my paw, while i'm without mouse to help me! The snake in-

"Is that a Naruto headband." A monotone voice stated somewhere within Yuffie's personal space bubble. He was referring to the Naruto headband with the leaf village insigna, which she wore beneath her hair. Yes. It was lopsided on purpose. Duh.

"Yes. Yes it is!" She hissed not moving her eyes from their place on her hands. Damn him. Interrupting my private ranting section like that! Shit. Can't he see i'm angstle today! Yuffie looked at herself in the mirror, the tall man towering behind her, causing her facial expression to become even more angered even after her mental outburst. Of course, leave it to Squall to say the exact word that described her expression.

"Yuffie...are you constipated?" The brown haired man said suddenly, choking back laughter. Ooh she could hear it.

Okay. Not really. But she could SMELL it! He was taunting her. Ohoh yes. He purposely shaved using Axe so that the after scent would have her giddy.He would so NOT win her over! She would not give into the scented shaving cream! NEVER! She was a NINJA damnit!

"I AM not! And what the hell do you care, anyways!" She screamed ina rage, her hands torn from the sink...(were those fingernail impressions? Oh. Nevermind...) ready to exit in all her tantromy-mood-swingy-glory. But instead having her nose come within a milli-inch of a handsomely defined chest. A nakey one at that!

Materia, la la! I love you! Shiny and circular! La la! Joyous love of miiine! La la! Objects of myy affections! Shit. Okay. that is SO not helping right now! DAMN YOU FEMALE HORMONES! DAMN YOU! Gulping ferociously and flushing, her now seemingly gold fish sized eyes movedu pwards to meet stealy grey.

"I don't, "He replied smoothly his right hand moving as though to wrap around the skinny ninja's waist, his head tilting down to the side slowly.

OHMYFREAKINGGOSHWHATTHEHELLLHEISGOINGTOKISSMEOHMIGEHADHSHFAF! NO! LOATH. HATE...he smells really good. Wait. Maybe I should open my eyes. I think he's kissing me. I mean. Something is definitley touching my lips. I should probably open them now.

Mumble. Mumble. Mumble.

What? AAHHH! HOLY SHIT. I CAN'T SEE! Ohmigawd. I'll never be able to pwn Sora's ass in Bloody Roar 3 Again! I'm blind! Oh. Those were just my hands. Covering my eyes. Hehehee...Sillly me.

Oh yeah. Didn't Squall say something?

"Whaaaaat?" Yuffie droned dumbly, well mumbled. Her lips were in fact crushed against his well toned arms.

Damnit. So much for him forcefully kissing me, my screaming rape and him getting put in jail...Shit. What does this guy do? Push-ups with his flipping pinky?

"I said. You're in my way. "Squall replied as his arm retracted back from around her, the item of his choice in his hand. A toothbrush. He peered down at her a slight smirk on his face. "Are you going to stand there and watch me, or actually go do something with your time?"

Yuffie didn't answer but instead shot him a glare, sticking her tongue out childishly. This of course/after/ her lips were off his arm. Growling she exited the bathroom as the man chuckled muttering something.

She twitched hissing at the words, "Stupid girl."

I guess that's an improvement from boy...but not much of a big one. OHGOD. Dad. WHY did you have to walk into that Pub! Of ALL the ones in our district, whyyyyyyy...? Well. Erm. Anyways. Where was I? OH YEAH. The thorn in my paw! Without mouse to help me! The snake in my tropical paradise of Eden! Hmm..that didn't help much.

Yuffie groaned, dragging herself back to her room and throwing herself onto her futon. God. Her life had been a living hell since her father picked up that damn woman Raine. He had actually been seeing her for awhile, much to Yuffie's dismay he never even mentioned it before that night.

Everyone else thought she had it pretty good, really, an incredibly hot step-brother and everything. Well. It wasn't what it was cracked up to be! Frankly. She wanted to crawl under a hole and die.

Wait...under a hole..I wonder if that's possible...under...a..hole. AH, forget it! Ugh. I am soo not going to loose to him!

By lose, she meant feel attracted. Dear god. That man, ever since he moved in, had been toying with her hormones like a damned puppetteer. Wether it be something as simple as the bathroom scene, or teasing her about looking like a boy and if her boyfriend was gay.

Riku. Was SO not gay. I swear to God. I'm going to kill that man for calling Riku gay..not to mention me a boy. Being short. Flat-chested. Okay, he didn't SAY that, but /so/ hinted at it. That and along with being a little kid. GOD I'm almost his age! ...Okay. I'm almost eighteen. What the hell is a twenty-one year old man still living with his mom for?

Oh yeah. She forgot. The stupid prick had to be all sweet to his mom. He took care of the bills for her, and health insurance.

GOSH DAMNIT! Why can't I find a /good/ reason to hate him! Well. Picking on me is a good enough one but uuugghh...why is he soo damn perfect! I can't even hate him for going out with a slut, because he doesn't even date! ooh...maybe he's gay. Okay. Scratch that. He's too mean to be gay.

Of course Yuffie was too busy to notice the presence in her doorway, she was mumbling and groaning until he finally interrupted her.

"Done yet. "His deep voice asked from the doorway, his blue eyes not even bothering to look around her room, but just stay plastered on her figure. His arms were folded across his chest which was covered in a white T-shirt. The rest of his attire consisting of black pants.

Yuffie just turned her head to glare at him. She however was in tanned khaki shorts and a green tank-top, her hair messed up over her Naruto Headband.

"If Sasuke was my boyfriend, I'd have him kick your ass." She said softly.

"Sasuke's a pansy."Squall replied swiftly with a grin, "Itachi would win." Yuffie's eyes widened, he actually knew about the show!

"Now if you're done sulking, get up. We're going somewhere." He turned around to leave.

Yuffie got up, her legs folded across her bed indian style as she stared at him, "Go where!"

Squall looked back at her in an almost disgusted manner, 'It's your fathers birthday tomorrow. Shit, Yuffie. You suck as a daughter."

Oh snap. Okay, so it was kinda true. I mean Yuffie didn't even know her own dad's birthday. That was kinda pathetic. But he didn't have to say it!

"NO! I knew that! I just...wait ya know. He's your dad too, and all." She scoffed getting to her feet her fingers automatically beginning to comb her messed up hair.

"I'm keeping my last name. I already have a Father." With that he exited, shouting one last time over his shoulder, "Hurry up. It's not like brushing your hair will fix your face or anything."

Yuffie glared at the man. Ooh he was dead. "Sasuke would SO kick your ass!" And with that, she ran out of her bedroom door after him.

Normally she'd stay home, but frankly. She actually forgot to get something for her dad's birthday.

-End chapter two-

A/N: Ahaha! I loved that chapter. XD I had most of it already written down but I had to fill in the rest. I hope you guys liked it, it wasn't too short right? Also, Review! Thank you to the following people for their lovely reviews!

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