Chapter 3: The First Rule Free Wish and the Ditch
A/N: You didn't think I was going to throw in Norm, did you. Well, I didn't want to, but I wanted to make this fanfic work, so I did. Hope it helps!
Sorry if this chapter isn't as long as you expected, but with final exams coming up, I've gotta study for them, because, as you may know, they count as one marking period grade. (If you go to Robert Frost, you'll know what I mean) So, enjoy!
At least 2 reviews a chapter, please. And now, on with the show! But first...
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, Catscratch, Jimmy Neutron, X's, or Spongebob Squarepants.
"I got a genie?" Danny asked in grieve. "A genie that can grant me three wishes?"
"Rule-free wishes." Norm corrected.
"I warned you." Timmy alerted. "He's an evil genie that tried to seperate Cosmo and Wanda from me."
"It's true." Wanda shouted. "He made a clone of Timmy to work us over the edge to make us quit being fairies-"
"I thought you didn't believe that!" Timmy shouted, still miffed about them not believing him, even though it was partially his fault. "I tried to tell you, but you nagging and stupid fish just ignored me, the little-"
"AHEM!" Norm shouted.
"What do you want, scuz-butt!" Blik shouted. "We're trying to get to Nick studios-"
"Hello?" Danny exagerated. "I have a genie, he can take us-"
"Yes, yes, I like where this is going." Norm chanted.
"I still don't trust him." Timmy said. "He's a dirty chump!"
"-I-don't like where this is going." Norm dropped.
"Guys, let Danny handle this." Sam said. "Apparentally, he can use the genie to get us to Nick studios, shut it down hard, and still have one wish to use for whatever he wants."
"I still don't like where this is going.""Sam, let me handle this, thank you!" Danny yelled, snapping. "Norm, I wish we were all at Nickelodeon studios!"
"I stand corrected." Norm snapped his fingers, and, GONG! They were all teleported to...
"Hey, this is our house!" Truman shouted.
"Shoot!" Norm snarled. "Nick must've taken my powers away!"
"Well, that's one less portal we have to take." Gordon said.
"Agreed." Jimmy said.
"MISSION ALERT!" Homebase shouted. Homebase was the house the X's lived in. "Glowface is reeking havic again! This time, he's built a gigantic time warping machine that can bend time and twist reality!"
"Oh no, not again." Danny moaned.
"Danny, why don't you use your second wish to wish Glowface gone?" Tucker suggested.
"No way!" Danny moaned. "I want to save my wishes for emergencies. Plus, my powers could run out at anytime, so we need some back-up."
"Guys-" Blik interupted. "I found the portal to Jimmy's world. Okay, the portal is located within-Glowface's secret lab."
"WHAT?" The X's shouted at once.
"That means we're going to have to fight him off if we want to get to the Cats' mansion." Wanda added.
"Oh come on-" Gordon complained. "It can't be that bad-"
"Foolish Xs', and guests!" Glowface shouted. "You've all fallen into my trap!"
"I stand corrected." Gordon said.
"Now I shall-"
"Excuse me-" Blik interupted.
"What?"
"Do we get a last request?"
"No!"
"Too bad, electrood!" Blik broke out of the chains, getting a weiry shock, but pulled out a plasma cannon and shooting glowface, blowing him up, leaving bruises everywhere. "STEEEERIKE!"
"10 points!" yelled Waffle. Blik gave him a glaring obation. "Sorry Mr. Blik."
"Ugh, I didn't need a second pounding." Glowface moaned.
"Second pounding?" Blik asked, then looked back and noticed Danny wasn't in the chains. Then he looked up and saw Danny waving his hand at Mr. Blik. "But I thought-that-that-"
"Hey, he said the chains were designed for humans, not ghosts." Danny smirked.
"Aww, shut up." Blik shot everyone's chains with the cannon, braking them and setting everyone free. He then turned to Danny. "I, Mr. Blik, still despice your powers."
"Go ahead, I don't care. Everyone else doesn't."
"That's strange." Mr. Blik said. "I can't seem to find the portal."
"It should be around here somewhere." Jimmy questioned.
"Well, while we're here..." Spongebob plotted.
In moments, everyone was at a campfire.
"This urbal tea is fantastic." Glowface said.
"I'm glad you like it." Spongebob said. "And now..."
"Let's gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G- song, and if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong, but it'll help if, you just sing, along..."
Spongebob began to sing his famous Campfire Song song. It went on for hours and hours, and finally, it ended.
"Now wasn't that relaxing?" Danny asked, half asleep.
"NO!" Norm shouted. "This is-" He took out his clarinet, but Spongebob threw a marshmallow at it.
"Don't you know you should never play a clarinet basly at sunset exactly?" Spongebob asked.
"Badly? Well then-"
"That's only one signal of a sasquash!"
"Sasquash?" Danny asked, more asleep now.
"Yeah! Well, you should never eat cheese-"
"Cubed or sliced?"
"Cubed. Sliced is fine."
"Never call the vet for a sick cat." Patrick added. "Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion, or clog shoes, or a ballerina tutu, don't ever wave a flashlight around when it's on, don't ever wear out of fashion sun glasses, but never-"
"Ever-"
"Ever-"
"Ever-"
"Ever"
"SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!"
But even after listening to them, Norm comes out with everything.
"Well, that's one more idiot to add to our list of stupids list." Danny said. "No problem, right. Nothing to worry about-"
"AHH!" Timmy shouted next to Danny, rolling on the floor. "We're all going to die!"
"No we're not-"
"SASQUASH HATE MONKEY!" Sasquash, Glowface's minion shouted. "Sasquash destroy! Destroy! Destroy!" Sasquash lifted his fierce fist, and smashed Norm down. Norm got up and began to run for his life.
"Ugh, if I must." Danny whined, lifted his arms up, and transformed with a blinding light into his alternate ego, Danny Phantom. He blasted Sasquash to the ground, and then started beating him up so hard that Sasquash surrendered after the fourth punch.
"I give up!" Glowface shouted. "I can't win. I'll tell you where to go to find the portal to Jimmy's world-if you give me some more of that delicious chocolate cake."
"Family recipe."
"Okay, this is bad." Said Timmy. "There's a ditch in front of us. Why did Glowface trick us?"
"Shut up, you immature pinhead!-I've always wanted to say that." Mr. Blik said, and then broke out into laughter, repeating the word, 'pinhead' the whole time. He finally stopped and calmed down. "How was I supposed to know this ditch would be here?"
"How are we going to get across?"
"We don't-because the portal to Jimmy's world in down at the very bottom of the ditch. OKAY! I need a monkey wrench, four rolls of yarn,a small axel, The Ghost Gauntlets-"
25 minutes later...
"Okay then, follow my lead." Blik ordered as he tied the yarn around his waist, and then to the wrench and began to climb down the ditch.
When everyone finally reached the bottom of the ditch, the portal was located in a hole. The hole, however, was covered up with tons of bricks that were too heavy to move by hand. So, Danny used the Ghost Gauntlets to lift up the bricks and get through the portal, but little did they know...the gang were all being followed...by someone you may not expect...
"Well, well, well, it looks like...um...oh yeah...our heros are on a little treasure...um..what's the word?"
"HUNT, YOU DING DONG PINHEAD!"
To be continued.
...so tune in for my next chapter to find out who the stalker is.
