Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters or the song that I used. Unfortunately...-tear-
Hey there, this is my first fic that I've posted. I know it's really OOC, but thats how it's supposed to be. Tell me if there are any grammatical errors, b/c thats one thing I'm not terribly good at. I hope you like this. Hopefully there will be more to come to this story, I just need to find good songs to write to. Likewith this song, I heard it and I just started writing. So let me know if there's anything I can improve on.Enjoy.
Kiss This
"Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the 1st annual Hogwarts talent show. Our Head boy and Head girl have been planning this evening for several monthes now and I am pleased with the amount of preformances that we have lined up tonight. And now without any more interruptions here is the Head boy, Draco Malfoy," Headmaster McGonnagal said before walking off stage.
The crowd applauded as Draco took the stage. He shot his award winning smile at the crowd. He hated the fact that he had to sing in front of the entire school. But being the head boy it was mandatory. Just as it was for Hermione who was gong to be singing after him. It was all fun and games for the people who had signed up for the talent/karaoke show that he and Hermione had planned. But Hermione had actually given him a good idea of a song to sing a couple ofdays ago when she had broken up with Ron in the middle of the Great Hall, in front of everyone none the less, for cheating on him with a girl from Ravenclaw. Apparently she had caught then fucking each other in an empty class room one night during her patrols. After that everything had changed between them, and his and Harry's sex life had become very active after that.
Flash back
Draco watched the scene as it unfolded in front of him. He already knew what happened since he happened to share living quarters with her and they had come to a truce at the beginning of the year and actually got along now. So he watched with a grin as the Great Hall went quiet when Ron Weasley entered. The rumors had spread quickly and by now every one knew that he had cheated on the 3rd half of the Golden Trio, Hermione Granger. Harry, who was sitting by Hermione, nudged her and she looked up and saw Ron coming towards them. Her face darkened and she looked back to the fire whiskey she had disguised as pumpkin juice. One of the many reasons some of the older students loved her. Ron came up behind her. The entire hall had gone silent so they could hear what was going to be said. Even the teachers seemed to be interested in what was going to transpire.
"Hermione, I am so sorry for hurting you. I don't know what came over me. I love you so much and I hope that you can forgive me. I'm so sorry for everything that I've put you through all this time. I want to make it up to you. I hope that we can still be together. I love you Hermione," he said. Draco almost laughed. The least he could do is look sorry for what he had done. Hermione stood up and faced him.
"So I guess you think we're just gonna kiss and makeup don't ya," Hermione said loud enough for the entire hall to hear and in a sarcastic voice that no one had ever heard her use before. He opened his mouth to speak but she cut him off.
"I don't think so Weasley," she said. Heads were craning do they could see what going on between the two.
"Hermione, listen to me please," Ron pleaded, flushing from embarrassment. Hermione shoved him away from her causing everyone to gasp. Hermione was never one to get violent and when she was it was where no one could see her. But now she was standing in front of the entire hall about to beat her soon to be ex-boyfriends ass.
"No Weasley. YOU listen to ME. We are through," she yelled, as she walked towards him as he backed away from the now aggressive Hermione, "You Can kiss my fucking ass if you think I'm just going to forgive you and jump back into your bloody arms. I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO."
Ron looked around to see if anyone was going to aid him in the onslaught as he was backed against the wall. No one seemed to be coming to his rescue, they all seemed to be to stunned at Hermione Granger cursing, so he tried to reason with her again. But she cut him off again.
"No Ron. This was the last straw. I'm sick and tired of all your whining and bitching. You are going to listen to what I have to say. You are nothing more than an inconsiderate prick. You don't care about anyone but your self. It's always me, me, me. The only time you need me is when it concerns your homework or god forbid something else. You're selfish and you can go fuck a tree for all I fucking care because you're not going to get your nasty, filthy hands on me. So just to make sure you heard me the first time. WE ARE THROUGH," she yelled, pushing him back into the wall before walking away towards Draco, who was now standing by some of his slytherin friends.
"So you're running to Malfoy," Ron yelled. She turned and began towards him again. She shoved him hard against the wall.
"What the fuck do you care. You never did before. I could be fucking Malfoy and it still wouldn't be any of your goddamned business. So stay out of my life Ron. I don't care about you any more. You're nothing more than worthless cock sucking bastard. A fucking cunt that is not worth anybodies time. Go fuck your boyfriend, I know you have one around here somewhere. But I'll be damned if you ever get near me again so you can cheat on me again, and hurt me again, and insult me again, or anything. So you can kiss my ass. Now stay away from me or you will regret it," she yelled in his face before pushing him once more as hard as she could. His head slammed back into the wall and he slid down it. People around her cheered. She turned to Draco and he gulped.
"Draco," she yelled. He faltered before taking a step forward, "MALFOY."
"Yes Hermione," he said picking up his pace. People around them gasped at them when they saw this. Then they noticed the fear in his eyes. Hermione pointed out the doors of the Great Hall.
"Bedroom. Now," she said, and he hurried out not wanting to upset her anymore. People began whispering and then got silent when someone started laughing. They all looked to see Harry laughing so hard he almost fell out of his chair.
"Someone's going to be having great sex tonight," Harry said as he wiped the tears from his eyes.
"Harry," they heard someone yell from the door. They turned to see a disheveled and thoroughly kissed Draco. His robes were messed up and his hair was out of place. His eyes were glazed and he had a goofy grin on his face.
"Let me guess," Harry said standing, "She wants us both?"
"Uh huh….," Draco said, obviously not able to make complete sentences. Harry just had a grin on his face.
"We're gonna be sore tomorrow aren't we," Harry asked as he reached Draco. Draco looked at him.
"Uh huh," he replied as the two walked back towards the doors of the great hall. Ron stood and glared at the two.
"Harry what are you doing," Ron yelled. Harry turned to him.
"Sorry man. But I'm not stupid enough to piss Hermione of when it comes to this kind of stuff. She's a regular vixen in bed," Harry said turning to Draco, "Isn't that right Draco?"
"Best I've ever had," Draco said as the two made their exit leaving the entire room in a roar.
"I think there are going to be three students absent from your classes tomorrow," Professor McGonnagal said addressing all of the staff. They all held a knowing look on their faces as they tried not to laugh at the scene before them.
End Flashback
He came back to his senses as the music to the song came on. Harry had been right though. It had been great sex that night. He locked eyes with Hermione as he started singing the lyrics.
She was a woman on a mission
Here to drown a man for leavin
So I set her up again towash him down
She had just about succeeded
When that low down no good cheater
Good for nothing came struttin' through the crowd
Oh he was layin' it on so thick
He never missed a lick
Professing his never ending love
Oh but I never will forget, when she stood up and said
Well I guess you think we're just gonna kiss and makeup don't ya
(That's when she said)
Hermione lowered her head into her hands as everyone started catcalling. Harry was trying not to laugh. And Ron was sitting in the back of the Great Hall blushing furiously. Hermione looked up with a huge smile on her face.
Why don't you kiss...kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and You, oh we are through
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes, and kiss this...good bye
She was now holding hands with Harry and blew a kiss to Draco on the stage. Everyone had become adjusted to this odd new trio since the whole 'breakup incident' as it had come to be called. Even though a lot of people hated it. Most people had noticed the changes that had occurred since then. Draco caught the kiss and stuck it in his pocket before he continued with the song.
Well the next thing I recall
She had him back against the wall
Chewing him like a bulldog on a bone
She was putting him in his place
And I mean right up in his face
Draggin' him down a list of done me wrongs
It was just about now that the crowd gathered round
They came to watch him pay for his every sin
She called him everything under the sun
And when we thought that she was done
She ran back and she let him have it again
She said...she said
A spotlight came onto Ron and the entire crowd looked to see who it was on and then broke out into galls of laughter as Ron stood and walked out. They turned back to Draco as he finished the song.
Why don't you kiss...kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and You, oh we are through
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes, and kiss this...good bye
Kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and You, oh we are through
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes, and kiss this...good bye
Kiss this
When the song ended, Draco came off the stage and hugged the now laughing Hermione. He whispered something in her ear and she started laughing even harder. She moved to take her place on stage and smiled as everyone sat back down after applauding for Draco.
Hope you like it.Please review if ya feel like it. -MN-
