Disclaimer: I don't own any of this stuff, I swear! Except Ivy….but you haven't met her yet…..

OK, so this is my first story in AWHILE and I actually intend to finish it! It should be really good, if I keep going with it, but I haven't watched evo in awhile so I might get things wrong, so tell me, give me advice :D thanks!

This chapter is just an intro, so review, and I'll put up more :pouty look:

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"Its been so long since I've eaten anything good...

"I've been isolated here, in this cave...in this darkness. It's the only place that can accept me, the darkness, solitude. But..." he winced "I wish the darkness ad solitude served better food! You'd think I'd have all the food to myself! Beef, corn potatoes, apple strudel, sausage, ice cream, hamburgers...mmmmm! I haven't had meat in weeks. I'm wasting away!" he laughed at his own expense, rubbing the tummy that was usually full of whatever he could eat in one sitting. Or two or three sittings, if necessary.

Not that he was fat, quite the contrary, his body was lean and athletic, rippling with muscle now somewhat macerated from lack of nourishment.

Suddenly, as if in answer to his complaints, a rabbit appeared. Salivating, Kurt stared at the bunny, images of rabbit stew, roast rabbit, rabbit pot pie...he elaborated, flashed in front of his eyes. With the lightning quickness of an acrobat he sprang. Before the rabbit realized what was happening it was being held by the nape of its neck by three fuzzy blue fingers. Kurt lifted the trembling creature level with his eyes, the bunny's large shining orbs staring helplessly back. Suddenly his heart melted, countenance softening, eyes watering in sympathy of the pathetic little bunny he held in his grasp.

"I cant do it- I couldn't hurt you little fella...you're too cu-- ouch!" The rabbit wriggled around and bit his hand, causing him to involuntarily release. Kurt shook his hand and sucked on the bite as the mischievous rabbit scampered away.

"Ow! Why little rabbit, why?" He comically over exaggerated. Pausing somberly, he answered his own rhetorical question: "Because everyone hates me."