Flaming Inconsistencies

Summary: Kai doesn't talk, but he sure has a lot on his mind, though the next few days would be an odd day for him when Rei comes to him with a slight problem on his hands. When Max comes to him as well, Kai starts seeing who the real idiot of the team is. Shounen-ai.

Kai is not OOC, because these are his thoughts, we never know what he thinks of anyway. Ok, so he is a little, well I can't write good snobby/antisocial asses. And Kai fangirls can't kill me for saying that because they don't know where I live, ha!

Oh right, this is Spot, I am not the happy humour writer I used to be, enjoy the story anyway. Shounen-ai, it's my pathetic attempt at making a shounen-ai story from someone else's view!
Don't ask what pairing I'm talking about either. Don't ask me if I will continue this. Don't ask anything. Just review right after you read.

Everything Beyblade and Beyblade related do not belong to me obviously or Lucky Charms! Stupid leprechaun.


It was just a routine that we'd go out and head off to the park playing games and train or whatnot. Not exactly something I would want to do, but apparently I was somehow ambushed into joining them have fun when I would rather be as far as I can get from them. I stuck by myself a lot, hanging around the trees just staring at their outrageous stunts. It's pretty stupid, and coming from me, it must be.

Takao was being an idiot like usual. Even though he was more of an idiot when I first met him, he never really improved that much. Unfortunately, I got used to it too well. Each day the number of my brain cells diminishes. I certainly hope I can cope with them all for a longer while, after all, without Takao I would have no challenge.

Not that Rei and Max are weak either, or even Daichi. Though I dislike speaking about him, for Daichi is much too immature of any of us. The least for Max, but even Max can't stand him sometimes. I wonder about Max. He's constantly happy but if you ever kill off that grin of his, Max would be as vicious as a rhino. Rei on the other hand tended to be a calm guy, though he can be nosy at times, asking a bit too many questions to me. At least he's sane though. Lately Rei's been acting strange, but I threw it off my shoulder. Why do I care?

One strange day though, Rei came up to me. He asked if he could ask a question, which basically contradicted itself. Anyway, Rei said to me that he found someone….

I was confused, found who?

He told me he was in love. Why was he telling me? Why would I want to hear him go on and on about how great this person is and how much he would love to just confess his love to them? I tried to ignore him, but he said something else that caught my attention.

He told me that his new found love….was a male!

Why would I care? I asked him that day. He told me in his culture, relationships like this were forbidden. He pleaded for some advice on what to do. He even told me if the guy he liked would like him back. He kept yelling and screaming for help, asking, wanting to know what to do!

Ok, I suppose that is an exaggeration, but I don't care. I told him I wouldn't help him. Doesn't he know me at all? Why would I help people in things like these? I have no knowledge of such incidents like this! People make me so angry when they bother me even though they know me for a long time! I'm Kai! I DON'T HELP PEOPLE!

Fortunately nobody knows how I take things. Nobody knows what's going on in my mind, so I can think of whatever I want to think, even if this makes me not Kai. It's just that, people should know I'm antisocial already. In fact, what made Rei think I knew how to help him?

The next day, Rei came to me again. He apologized about the other day. He still asked if I was willing to help, so I told him my reasoning of not helping him. How can I help him? I don't know these things! Rei then said something surprising.

He said I had experience. He asked me if I remember Yuuya. What does Yuuya have to do with anything? Yuuya's gone now, and I'm happy for him, wherever he is. Rei became speechless. Here I will quote what he said after, almost making me fall on the ground in shock. Even though I didn't because I am Kai!

"But I thought you guys were in a close relationship!"

Rei must've not known me at all. Just because a fanboy was in the same school as I, does not mean we were going steady. Now Rei is scaring me because he's acting like one of those crazy fangirls that like pairing me with every person I knew. I mean, Yuuya is my classmate. I mean, he does look better than other guys, not like I like other guys. Every other person in my school is pretty ugly actually, compared to him. But Yuuya was never my boyfriend. That's right, he wasn't. I'm not in denial. I am not in denial. I am not in denial. I am not in denial.

Anyway, Rei took off, knowing I wouldn't help him, but my mind was in the pique of curiosity. So who is this guy that Rei likes? I mean, Rei seemed to like more girls from what I knew, so this is quite a surprise. Not like I'm going to find out anyway, but it's nice to know things. I like knowing things. That way nobody else knows these things and the whole incident would be hilarious…

The next day, I saw Rei sitting on the sand out at the beach. I stayed under a tree, which Takao remarked that I would camouflage with it. Didn't make me very happy, I'll get back at him. Rei wasn't looking quite happy. He wasn't swimming with the others. I stayed where I was, looking up at the sky.

After a couple of hours, Rei approached me. I wonder when he would leave me alone; he's being more annoying than everybody else. His face didn't look like he was about to ask a question though. He seemed quite solemn. Why is he entering my personal space? Don't tell me he is going to ask a question!

"Kai, remember when I told you about my…problem?"

Ok, so he did ask a question. I nodded.

"I know you weren't….well, you know, with Yuuya, but you and him were good friends, right?"

I nodded again. The conversation was getting dull. When will he get to the point of all this?

"You were really depressed when he…left us. You didn't even know him well. I bet you even found him annoying? But what if you did know him well? Would you have been sadder? How can I say this Kai? I just found out he was taken. I heard him say it with his own voice. Those three words I wished he ushered to me were given off to someone else!"

Yeah, he is scaring me.

Rei sighed. He looked up at me, his amber eyes looked as if it were about to be flooded with tears, "I didn't even tell him yet, and he was with someone else. Why can't he be mine, Kai? Why? I know I'm being selfish, but…"

I stood there just looking at him. I just looked at him. Suddenly, Rei reminded me of this cat I used to know. The cat was an alley cat and lost its family to the pound. It hurt me to just let him sit there and have no support, but why should I help him? Why is this hurting me? I don't know whoever this person Rei likes! Why do they do this to me?

Then I remembered Yuuya and what happened to him. I know how Rei feels, even though both incidents are different. They have the same impact. So I made myself put my hand on his shoulder. I made myself. I did not want to do that, but I couldn't just well, let him sit there. I'm not going to say a thing though. Just let him pour out his feelings and let him recover.

Hold on a minute. Who was the guy? Maybe I shouldn't ask, after all, it's not my problem. I'm feeling too mushy today, god I hate my teammates. They did this to me. Someday I would kill them all.

Rei sighed, "Well Kai, I guess you don't want me around now. Thanks for listening though, it's all I need."

Why did he have to come to me? I mean, wouldn't it be better for him to go to Takao? Well, not Takao, Takao wouldn't listen. Since all he uses is his mouth and not his ears. Huh, he should've gone to Max then. Max would understand better than me. Maybe not, Max would just tell everybody because he can't keep secrets well.
Damn it! Why me!

Rei frowned, "But I guess I should be happy for him…thanks again Kai."

Rei walked away and I let it go, who cares anyway? Whoever this mystery person he liked is happy, Rei's happy for him, I should be happy for him. Except I'm not happy because people keep bothering me, I need to get myself some coffee.

The next day, I woke up early in the morning. I poured myself my usual cup of coffee and sat there looking out the window. Suddenly, an unusual random thought popped up in my head. I wonder what Yuriy is doing today?

I didn't try to pick up the phone and call him. I don't want to, and it would kill Takao's phone bill. Hold on, I should kill his phone bill. He will never know I called Russia because I never pick up a phone. Nobody wakes up around this time anyways. I picked up the phone and looked at it.

Great, I don't know how to use it.

So I sat there for a while, listening to the tone of the phone for a while. Then I realized you had to dial a series of numbers to find Yuriy. So I took out this 2000 paged phonebook. Flipping through the book, I found Russia and checked the numbers. After a couple of minutes I found one name. Y. Ivanov. So I dialed the number and I heard rings.

"Hello, you have reached Yuriy's house! I'm not at home at the moment, so if you could just leave your number and name and I'll call you back whenever I feel like it. You better leave your name or phone, because I have caller ID! So if you're a telemarketer or someone from another country killing my phone bill, I will chase you down and murder you! SO have a good day and tell me your info after the god forsaken beep! BEEEEEEEP!"

I put the phone down. Now I made two people mad and nobody will suspect it would be me. Besides, I remember when I was a kid and Yuriy kept throwing snowballs on me and stuffing me in snowmen…shows him for doing something like that! Why do people have to exist?

Suddenly, a door creaked open. It was Max. He yawned and walked into the kitchen. He opened the cabinet door and took out some Lucky Charms™.

"Hey Kai…" Max mumbled, "Can I talk to you about something?"

Why must everybody go to me about stupid problems? Don't they have godfathers so they can go complain to them instead of me! I'm supposed to be the unnoticeable guy and be antisocial and cold! I do not help people, or listen to people's thoughts! So all of you can leave me alone!

"Go ahead," I just said. I can't believe myself.

Max gave me direct eye contact, "Well there's this girl, and she won't leave me alone. Yeah, I know I'm supposed to be the happy one and stuff. I can't believe I'm saying this though, but she's just so annoying!"

And why would I care? I don't know anything about girls, or boys, for that matter. I don't need to know these things and people don't go to me about their problems! Leave me alone!

"I just thought you might be able to help because you handle crazy fangirls everyday. Got any advice Kai?"

How about leaving me alone so I don't kill you? Or why don't you be as annoying as you are to that stupid lady? Why would I care? Why? Why? Why! They all think I'm such a good listener or something. Since I don't talk like Takao and hear nothing through my eating hole. I would rather be alone and train by myself with the birds and the dogs and the cats, where I can feel the cold breeze of the wilderness with no humans ruining my day by talking to me.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Oh good, now Max can leave me alone. He did, the visitor happened to be that crazy woman he was talking about. Who is she? Kind of surprising actually, but she's…

"Mom! Stop bothering me! Go back to America! At first your love and stuff was great, but now it's just repetitive and tiring!" Max yelled.

"But Maxie," she started, "you forgot your clean underwear!"

Max slapped his forehead. I don't need to watch this, as much as I love torment and the frowns of happy beings, this was just too much. I walked off. If people keep bothering me I will kill them personally. Max left with his mother and Takao woke up. Takao wasn't someone who woke up early, since it still was 7am, so that was strange.

"Hi Kai! How you doing!"

I feel good Takao. I feel good that your grandfather's going to have a fit about your phone bill.

"Hn."

I walked away and decided to head off to the park. It's nice and deserted because there was a murder there last night. I stood by that same tree and thought. Nice and alone right beside a yellow police line, I think I dreamt of this when I was young. Well, besides the Dark Dranzer thing I kept obsessing about back then. I wonder where it went…

Huh, is it just me or…


To be continued!

This was just a random story, nothing I put a lot of effort on.

Well I kind of did because I went over and edited it about 60 times. Review anyway, I need some constructive criticism or good comments if possible. Heck maybe even flames to make my day, P