Hello FANS!

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Well, whatever, if anybody can actually remember me…I am Spot. Also known as Spotstar, Spoticus, Spotty, Spotters, Spoot, and other such alter-egos I will not tell you.

Anyway, the only reason I'm continuing this is because I stumbled upon a certain profile here, who said this story was one of their ABSOLUTE FAVOURITES… (well ok, maybe not absolutely…).

So, being inspired by one person, who I will not name, (Ok, I will at the end of the chapter) I shall now write my butt off because I can and you will read because I can make you read.

No, not really.

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. What's the point of this anyway? Why would Aoki Takao come here and write a fanfiction on his own manga? Gee, I wish I were him so I don't waste time writing these…ehhhh…

Noteness: I HAVE THE 2ND CHAPTER OF THIS STORY AND I NEVER UPLOADED IT…WHEN I THOUGHT I DID…hmm…well, I'll just rewrite it because I am a different person again, and I like changing. However if you hate my change you can go jump off a bridge, I wouldn't mind. :)

Noteness x2: OMG I REREAD IT AND WENT "Who the hell's Yuuya?" I'm losing it. I'm losing it.

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Chapter Two: A "Rare" Moment.

Huh, is it just me or…am I standing on the chalk line?

There went my shoes. I wanted to stay clean and neat like I always am. If you were dirty and filled with lice like Takao, you wouldn't be viewed as that loner leaning by the tree. Now I got chalk all over my shoes and pants. I realize I'm sounding like a girl, but I'm never known to be dirty or unobservant as well. I think it's quite odd that I stepped on the chalk line of where the murdered body was.

"Hey you! Get out of here!"

I saw a cop running at me with a big black club. The club was hard, a certain type of rubber or plastic that didn't break easily, and quite portable. I should know, since he smacked me with it. Now that is definitely not something I should be seen with, but luckily nobody else was around to see this annoying police officer committing illegal corporal punishment on me. That's when I had enough.

No one hits Kai Hiwatari.

I decided that even though this could land me in a day's worth of jail time, I should defend myself. Actually, I would rather show this policemen who's who around here. This sounds rather like a girl, yet again, but people around here should know who I am, and fear me. They should leave me alone and let me go around doing exactly what I want when I want, even those who seem to be above the law since they keep the law, the law.

So I grabbed that rather effective club and threw it in a nice conveniently placed ditch at the side. The cop, knowing that lost equipment would go to his salary, quickly left me alone to retrieve the mobile stick of his. Hm, maybe I should get one for my own sake. This is probably the 5th time today that I was bothered. There's absolutely no place on Earth for complete tranquility, isn't there? I need a vacation to a nice isolated spot, and no, that does not mean Rei's village. Just because Rei's village is located at somewhere isolated, does not mean it is completely isolated. If it is not deserted, it is a place not worthy for me to go to.

Which would be practically everywhere.

Why, of all the sudden did I think about Rei's village? I've been there once myself. It was small, poor, and filled with people just like Rei. Not that that's bad, they just didn't have the best hygiene in the world. Do you know how much is smelled there? It was incredibly difficult to keep my cool instead of running into a poorly-cleaned bathroom and puking. In fact it's best to avoid any washrooms there because there are barely any. They just go in bushes like any animal would do. That scared me, but I kept my cool anyway. Rei is Rei, and that's that.

I guess I should just return to the dojo and hope they're all dead or something related. There's just never silence in a big city like Tokyo.

As I entered the place where Takao inhabits, I saw a strange sight that I have never seen in my life. I saw Takao sitting at the table reading a book. It was not a comic book either, but rather a novel. What novel would Takao read anyway? I decided to use my awesome loner powers (cough) to somehow read what Takao was reading. Then I suddenly understood.

It was the book of the History of Kinomiya. I knew his grandfather made him read this book as a punishment if he had misbehaved. I then realized that one of the "10 Commandments of Kinomiya" is to never mess with phone bills. Apparently my prank worked, and as a blissful sight, nobody suspected me. Sometimes life is really, really good, just too see 'companions' like this get theirs.

As I walked pass Takao, pretending I knew nothing of what he was doing, I noticed Max in the other room, wiping his blonde hair with a towel. He must've taken a bath. Max yawned and wrapped his towel around his waist…

"K-kai?"

Oh, I think I just saw Max butt naked and didn't even realize it.

"K-kai, you didn't see anything, ok? I know I haven't bathed in a week, but you must tell no one. Especially not my mom, ok? You won't tell right? I know you Kai, you definitely wouldn't tell! Hehe…" Max blabbered on by giving me some more information than I knew unintentionally. Of course I wouldn't tell, but this gave me an ingenious idea. I could do something to Max, and then not get suspected by it at all. It would seem a bit mean however, but this is Max. He'd get over it.

I walked pass Max, nodding in a complete lie. I walked into yet another room; Rei was lying on his back, purring. He was scratching his stomach like there was no tomorrow. Ever since Rei joined our team, we never needed a pet, since I don't consider any of our bit-beasts as pets, but I realized that Rei sometimes acted more like his animal spirit than his human side. It intrigued me as well. You could've just thrown a ball of yarn and he would chase it. I wonder if he'd get high on catnip.

So I decided to sit down in this room, and it caused Rei to jump up. A grin popped up on his face, and it did not amuse me one bit. Anybody grinning meant trouble, and that would mean Max is complete trouble. I stared into the feline's eyes, as his pearl-white fangs showed itself in his rather devilish grin.

"…I saw what you did, Kai."

What I did? What did I do? I didn't do anything at all, and besides, even if he told, which would be very odd for Rei, who would believe him? After all, I am Kai, and I am a cold person. I am not one bit mischievous, Rei. You know it. I can't even believe that you would think I would've done anything wrong. Hold on, he hasn't even told me what he knows yet.

"…I saw you get hit by that cop!" He finally blurted out, "in fact, I have it recorded on camera!"

What? What did he say? I wouldn't care if he knew I called Yuriy or even saw Max naked, but seeing me get assaulted by someone else is not pretty. Why should I believe him anyway? He could be lying, just trying to grab my attention or make me panic, which would be so unlike Kai. If he was to actually be telling the truth, I still have some weapons up my sleeve, and Rei will not tattle one bit at all.

"Hn." I grunted, pretending I didn't care one bit.

"And…" Rei continued, "I want you to help me on my problem. After all, if I can't be polite to get your help, I will blackmail you."

Doesn't this mental wildcat know I can't help him already? He's literally asking that I'm gay so I should help him because he's gay, but I'm not gay. Now he's trying to steal help from my empty help box by threatening to show one incredibly rare and short moment of me actually being vulnerable to all the public to see. See, these are the reasons why I really hate people, when you meet them they seem nice, but really, under their innocent skin is the devil within waiting to jump up and bring your demise.

Yes, this cat is evil and just clawed into my reputation. I will take 5 gold stars off "Kai's imaginary people-rating gold star wall", and just to think he was my top-rated person until recently.

"I don't see how you can." I said in the harshest voice I could bring out. I think I just strained my throat, oh well, not that I talk much anyway.

Rei sighed, "Kai, I just told you. If you don't believe me, here's a picture of your head being smacked by the cop."

Oh. Dear. God.

The horror of all horrors was just shown plop right into my face.

This was the second worst day of my life. The first might be when I found Voltaire's porn magazines while I was rummaging through the abbey basement. I was scarred for life then, and I was only 5, too. I am Kai though, and I will find a way out of this. Suddenly a solution popped up into my head, fight fire with fire. Rei can't just threaten Kai Hiwatari. I am Kai Hiwatari, nobody threatens Kai Hiwatari!

"I know who you love, Rei," what a lie.

Rei's grin soon disappeared. That felt so good in my body. I really should lie more, since it seems to make others miserable.

"Y-you do…?"

Of course I do Rei, just enough to make you believe my ridiculous claim so you don't go running around with evidence that Kai Hiwatari was abused by a moronic cop who I will one day inflict vengeance upon for his existence. You will do what Kai Hiwatari says, and Kai Hiwatari will not hurt you and let you live in peace and happiness. Why am I thinking in 3rd person?

"And if he happens to find out, you know what that means, " I simply smirked after. This was good. Takao is being punished for no reason. I have a way to blackmail Max, and I'm already doing that to Rei. Not only that but I was whacked by a cop and got my pants dirty. It's as if I spilled drugs onto my pants like a clumsy dumb bastrd. That would take me out of the position that I am classified in.

"Uh, Kai…I want your help, and I will show your embarrassment to many if you don't help me. You don't really have proof that you know who that person is!" Rei countered.

Ooh, he made a comeback. That's interesting; I don't hear many comebacks except from the Neo Borg and Takao. The Neo Borg actually has good comebacks, unlike Takao who just spits out a random name to me and runs off with a temper. I'm better at comebacks though. You will be sorry for challenging me, Kon Rei, for this will be your last. A sudden blonde popped into my mind. I realized he had a few problems himself as well. Maybe I could guess my way out of this, and if I am wrong, then I will be drastic.

"I know that who you love is…blonde…"

Rei suddenly hesitated. I hit the weak spot. Luck always goes my way sometimes, and this time is really good time for it to come. I have to thank it later.

"Well, there are lots of blondes out there!"

My loner intuition tells me that who he loves is who I think he is. Hm. This is good, this is really good.

Rei suddenly seemed to have a lot more confidence. He stopped being so anxious and I saw a determined look appear on his eyes. It kind of frightened me, but I shouldn't be afraid actually. Rei has no effect on me, no matter what he says.

"Kai, I don't care if you know or not, I want your help, and I know you have it!"

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Ok, how was that? I know it was short this chapter and I was actually considering cutting it off earlier…because cutting it off then made a better chapter ending than this part! But then I felt it was too short so I wrote more…and it kind of dragged on like that. I didn't intend for that. Gah. Then I felt sleepy and thus it started to get boring...

The person who gave me inspiration was BlackPhoenix14…so whoever you are and if you're still around, uh, thanks?

I still think I uploaded the 2nd chapter of this one time…maybe it was deleted maybe? Does anybody remember? I really think I did. This was better anyway. :D

Reviews would be nice, consecutive criticism would be nice too. Flames will be burned and torn into pieces then secretly mixed in with Takao's morning cereal by Kai because nobody will suspect him at all!