Wow, this has been up less than twenty four hours and I already got reviews! I thought I might as well give you another chapter.
Animationwickedraven- Hmm, I guess they are in character. I only read the first book of the manga, so I'm not really sure about many details. I did watch the anime, though. Also, you're the first person from my other story to review this one. Congrats!
Dividedsky- I'm glad you're enjoying it. It does, doesn't it?
Redhotchillipeppers- Uh, ok.
StarBerrygirl- Yes, the yay-ness.
Alucard's Secert Lover- He doesn't take kindly to clowns.
Ok, that was mighty quick. Anyway, disclaimer.
Seras: Right! Well, if you'll just turn your attention to this chart, you'll see that Ninjamuffin13 doesn't own Hellsing in any way.
Exactly. No suing me. K? Chapter!
Chapter Two: The Haunted House
They were going to the fair.
"Come on, Master!" Seras excitedly tugged on the red-clad vampire's sleeve. "You can't tell me you're not excited! You haven't been out like this since the clown incident." She was literally pulling him out the door.
Alucard would have sighed if he were human. "Why must everyone bring that incident up?"
"You did shoot the poor guy." Seras pointed out. Alucard muttered something about sorcerers with rainbow hair. "Come on, it'll be loads of fun! You said you would!"
"Fine, I'll accompany you to this 'fair'." Alucard gave in. If anything, he kept his word. Which is why he never gave it. Well, usually, anyway.
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Later, when they actually got to the fair, Seras was running back and forth at a million miles an hour, unable to decide what to do first.
"Police Girl, I may not get out much, but I thought the point of such events were to help people relax." Alucard laughed as he watched her. His laughter was short lived, however, as Seras pulled him to the ride she had decided.
"The….. Han, no, Haunted House." Alucard struggled slightly with the words on the sign. He hadn't read anything in more than a hundred years. He looked to his fledgling. "You must be joking."
"Come on, it'll be fun!" Seras declared for what seemed to be the thousandth time that evening. Her cheerfulness seemed to have no end. With a slight groan, the ancient vampire allowed himself to be pulled into the haunted house.
Inside was the run of the mill haunted house. And, while Seras was thoroughly enjoying herself, Alucard was bored.
"This 'haunted house' leaves much to be desired." he noted.
"Aren't you having fun, Master?" Seras asked him in a chipper voice before being scared silly by some random pop-up bogum. (I made up that word! I think.)
"Are humans scared so easily that a simple piece of cloth can-" Alucard stopped short in surprise as Seras was scared again, clinging to her master out of instinct.
"Eeep!" came her shrill cry of fright. After a few seconds, when she had a chance to clam down, she realized exactly who it was she was holding on to. "Ah! Sorry, Master!" she cried, throwing both hands out to the side and backing up quickly. She closed her eyes, hoping she hadn't angered him. After a couple seconds of silence, she opened her eyes to see her Master with a most peculiar look on his face. He quickly shook it off.
"Police Girl, I have an idea."
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Seras walked down the aisles of the haunted house, at the head of a small group. She couldn't believe she was actually going along with her master's plan. She normally stayed as far away as possible when he had ideas like this.
"Oh, don't you guys worry!" she loudly called to the group behind her. "I've been through this thing a hundred times." As they turned another corner, she suddenly saw four pairs of eyes peering at her from the darkness, accompanied by a loud growl. "That's not supposed to be here!" she cried fearfully. At that moment, a giant, eight-eyed monster of a dog leapt upon her, it's teeth closing around her throat. The group behind her let out blood-curdling screams of terror and ran away.
Seras laughed as they fled, finding it immensely funny. "Ha ha ha! Look at 'em run!" she laughed. She rolled on the floor, incapacitated by her laughter. She was soon joined by her master, whom had returned to his normal form. After they had calmed down enough to stand, they did.
"It appears I was wrong about this haunted house." Alucard said, still chuckling slightly. "You just need to use it right."
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"You go check it out, Ernie!" a rather fat, short, and middle-aged man grumbled to himself, annoyed that he had been elected to check out whatever had happened in the haunted house. "I can't believe I left the circus for this." He slowly hobbled up the steps to the attraction, leaning heavily on his good leg. He had lost most use of his left leg some years ago, in an accident, he called it. As he neared the entrance, he heard voices.
"You just need to use it right." said a deep male voice. He knew he had heard it before, but he couldn't place it.
"That was the most fun I've had in months!" came a female voice. He hadn't heard this one before. They seemed to be getting closer.
"A bunch of hoodlums, eh? I'll teach 'em to mess with my fair!" Ernie made his way down the first corridor and, as he rounded the first corner, ran smack into a tall, red-clad man. "Aha! So you're the one who's been………." Ernie's jaw hung open in mid-sentence as he saw the face of the man. The man just stared back at him, equally shocked.
"Gun!" Ernie screamed.
"Clown!" yelled Alucard at the same time. Ernie turned and hobbled as fast as he could, leaving behind cries of "No, Master! Let him live!"
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That seems like a nice place to leave this. Hope you didn't hate it too much. Please Review! I know it's really short, but you know.
