The Janitor of Hogwarts

Chapter Five, but sorta kinda.. NOT. Explained below!

Well, originally, chapter five doesn't exist.

When I first started writing the Janitor stuff, I left a lot of inane author notes. And the one for four was something along the lines of, "In the next chapter there'll be... something!"

So, being the smart ass that I am, on the livejournal the story started out on, I made an entry entitled, "Chapter Five". The contents were, as you might have guessed: Something. Teh End. Yeah, because I'm all cool and clever like that.

So there is no chapter five. I could just put chapter six's events here, but then I would get confused, so sorry. I guess I COULD just ramble on about the story, but I have little faith anyone would read it, so why not just.. wait for chapter six, or if I've already updated when you read this, then go ON to chapter six, and suffer - err, I mean ENJOY, because this story is just awesome. It reeks of awesome.

Hell yeah.

Right.

Uh, where was I? Oh yeah, trying not to ramble. It's hard, obviously. w;;

... bye.

I said GO AWAY.

GODAMNIT, why are you following me around? Do I need to sick Severus on you or something? Oh, I bet you'd like that. Pervert. Just leave me alone already.

I don't have any money so just go. Gods.

SEVERUS! SEVERUS SAVE MEEEE

waits

Yeah, right. Like I was really expecting him to help. ;; Sob.

Oh well, in the next few chapters I'll be introducing a lot of characters. Like.. the overall cast for this fanfiction is huge, a lot larger than it really was INTENDED to be when I.. wrote the few chapter, even. Most are, I guess you could say, original characters, but they're really based on people I know.

When this was first started, it was just supposed to be something silly for my friends on livejournal, so I wrote them all parts, since I was in it and all. So that's the cast. I intend to tweak some of the characters that aren't mainmain characters because.. I don't talk to those people anymore.

Haha, I'm so weird.

Right, anyway. Damnit, I wasn't intending on writing anything at all. Look what you made me do. Meanyhead. If only Severus listened to me (or existed), then you'd regret it.

BYE.

Oh, and here's s WARNING, since I forgot to mention this before, but there is a bunch of profane language, and some adult themes. And some blatant gayness. We're talking like total swishy, flaming queer-ness here. So yeah.

Juuuust a warning, that's all.

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