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polls Who is all Might's successor going to be? Mirio: 2 should Eri have any significant changes? Chaos god of cuteness: 4 Missing primarch: 3 Psychic blank: 1 Psycher: 1 Brief thing to point out, psychic blanks do not have souls so please no soulless eri, that's too sad to think about. Which 40k characters should be in the league of villains? angron: 1 abaddon: 2 lucious: 1 Fabius Bile: 1 kharne: 2 Ahrim: 1 Typhus: 2 noise marine: 1 Konrad Kurze: 1 Mortarion: 1 T'au: 1

Chapter 11: New staff

A man was running through the back alleys and abandoned warehouses, panting heavily and sweating profusely. He was just an ordinary guy, he worked as an mail assistant at the local mall and all his quirk did was allow him to detach his nose and reattach it all while maintaining his sense of smell. A giggle from the rooftops made him run faster. It had started so simple. He came home and found his wife waiting for him, that's when she melted into grey sludge revealing the little blonde psychopath who was currently chasing him with what could only be described as a war ax mixed with a chainsaw. A sharp pain accompanied by revving made him drop. His lower left leg just bellow the knee was severed.

"Blood for the Blood God..." the blonde psycho giggled as she raised the weapon above her head. "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" she cried as she bought the weapon down. Ending the man's life painfully as the blade cut into his chest and throat. "Just four more to go..."

[With Mina]

Mina could only groan in boredom. She had been roped into a study session by Izuku, Todoroki, Uraraka, Mei and Yaomomo at Izuku's house and since Izuku's bedroom was also where he kept an Aquilla mantle I've his head they were sitting around the table studying. Momo despite being the tallest human in the class at 6 foot tall was still just over half the height of Izuku, something that Tsuyu had pointed out meant he could get a blowjob while not god them stood up, that earnt the frog girl a book to the face from a flustered Momo and a fierce stutter from Izuku. Inko happily hummed to herself as she sat down watching one of her favorite Vox casts, it being Prank time with Cypher. She found it hilarious how nobody seemed to catch onto them while he set things up.

"I hate maaaaaaathhhhh." Mina groaned, slamming her head against the table, two heads formed, one on each shoulder only to slam into the table again.

"I thought your quirk was acid?" Todoroki asked.

"Goddess." Mina and Izuku responded at the same time.

"Shush." Inko hissed as she went back to watching the vortex.

"So...how exactly does it all work?" Momo asked.

"Basically emotions and thoughts and junk leave an imprint in a hell dimension and if there's enough of 1 thing then it becomes sentient." Mina shrugged.

"So...if enough people worshipped a toaster it becomes a god?" Uraraka asked as she tilted her head slightly.

"Actually yes." Mei stated with a slightly manic grin. "We call ourselves the Adeptus Mechanicus, we worship technology like My babies!" The pink haired engineer grinned wider as she held out a small cat servo skull which scanned about the room.

"What the fuck?" Mina asked with a raised eyebrow. "Why did she join the toaster fuckers?!"

"Well of course she converted the second she found out they worship technology, I mean half the support class practically does so already, this just makes it official." Izuku shrugged before noticing the snack bowl was empty and Uraraka and Mina had food all over their faces. "really guys?"

"THEY DID IT" They called at the same time, pointing at the other.

"Any more surprises?" Uraraka asked as she cautiously eyed the floating cat servo skull that scanned everything with its red optic, occasionally giving of a digital meow.

"I have a hypothesis that one of the Gen Ed students is actually Aizawa's kid." Todoroki stated as he looked up from his school work, holding up a picture of a purple haired kid who looked simular to their homeroom teacher.

"You really need a new hobby Shota." Uraraka deadpanned. So far the half and half teen had given dozens of theories about secret love children from Todoroki being Hawk's son to Midnight having a daughter in the 2B class. He even tried to give a theory that Izuku was Mt. Lady's son, that was until he met Inko of course.

"What's the time?" Momo asked as she looked up from her work, the girl had practically provided all the stationary needs in exchange for a few bowls of Casudon.

Izuku turned to the small alarm clock that was kept on the bench. It was always set to go off at midnight to remind both himself and Inko to get some sleep since Kitten apparently only needed three hours a day for sleep. "Its almost eight thirty."

"AHHHH! IM LATE!" Uraraka panicked as she flipped open her phone and saw 3 missed messages. "Jiru is going to kill me. I promised her I'd be back at seven thirty to help her make dinner since she can't cook." With a quick texted apology she grabbed her work, stuffed it in her bag and rushed out the door only to rush back in and leave through the actual front door and not the bathroom.

"I suppose I should be heading off as Well." Momo stated as she began to clean up her items and put them in her bag.

"Todoroki, how about you?" Izuku asked.

"Is it alright if I stay the night?" The half and half teen asked. " My father locks the door at eight and if anybody is outside when he does, he leaves them to fend for themselves."

"Of course!" Inko grinned happily as she rushed for the small cupboard and began to rummage through it. "I just need to find the spare Futon."

"Mei want me to tell your parents you're staying the night again?" Izuku asked earning an eager nod from the pink haired inventive tech priestess. With a fond roll of his eyes he sent a quick text on an ancient phone called a Nokia 2600, so far the only non Mei made phone he hadn't broke and Mie's tended to explode at random. A few moments later his phone buzzed twice and he raised an eyebrow. "Huh...wasn't expecting that."

[The next day]

Aizawa was many things but easy to surprise wasn't one which is why it really means something that he was currently surprised. Nezu of course was laughing his furry little ass off at the situation like a madman while Midoriya and one of his brothers were just calmly waiting for the principal to finish. Yes Aizawa was still finding it difficult to wrap his head around the fact that the problem child of his class was actually ancient and had over two thousand sons.

"You good?" He grunted as Nezu finally started to calm down.

"Yes, quiet done, now Midoriya and... I'm sorry I don't quiet catch your name mister?" Nezu asked politely.

"Magnus the red or just Magnus works fine." The massive daemon primarch replied calmly as he literally looked down at the principal. Being the tallest amoung the family and easily 20 foot tall, the meeting was held in gym Gamma to avoid having to repair the roof to Nezu's office like when All Might forgot to duck under his door.

"Well Magnus how would you like to be head of Campus security?" Nezu asked as he sipped at his tea.

"Let me geuss? Since i practically tore through the best human defences in the galaxy you want me to make yours better?" The primarch asked in a bored tone. " Sorry but father insists that I stay where he can keep an eye on me."

:YOU ARE OK TO WORK HERE BUT TAKE THOSE THREE IDIOTS WITH YOU: Hisashi's voice called from nowhere before the pillarstodes dropped through a gold portal which quickly sealed up. :THEY TRIED TO PUT PIZZA IN THE TOASTERS AGAIN AND NOW THE REPLICATOR GENERAL HAS LITERALLY BLOWN A GASKET. THERE IS HEADLIGHT FLUID EVERYWHERE.:

"Oh for the love of father." Magnus groaned as Egyptian music began to play from somewhere and the trio of near naked custodes began to flex and pose.

"Why here?" Izuku groaned as Well.

"Trouble?" Aizawa asked, his capture gear wriggling about.

"Annoyances." Both brothers declared at the same time. Nobody asides Santones and Fulgrim could ever stand those three.

"Brothers look! It's our boyyyyyssssss!" One cried in joy.

"Running on three?" Magnus asked, taking a step back.

"Sure." Izuku agreed. "One...two..." He then turned and saw Magnus was already half way out the gym. " Oh you son of a bitch."

"LITTLE BABY PRIMARCH!" The trio cried as they glomped the primarch in their abs.

"Damnit." Izuku growled as he tried and failed to get free despite the literal buck loads of oil covering each pillarstode.

"I see nothing wrong with what he did." Aizawa cracked a small smirk.

"DAMN YOU MAGNUS GET BACK HEREEEEEE!" Midoriya yelled at the retreating daemon primarch.

Chapter end.

Okay so still to vote are: 40k,characters to join the league of villains.

All Might's successor

Changes with Eri

So thoughts and ideas?