BNHA TTS

polls Who is all Might's successor going to be? Mirio: 2 Midoriya: 1 should Eri have any significant changes? Chaos god of cuteness: 5 Missing primarch: 4 Psychic blank: 1 Psycher: 1

Resault: Eri is the Chaos god of Cuteness Fluffy things for the cute god! Candy apples for the apple bowl!

Which 40k characters should be in the league of villains? angron: 1 abaddon: 2 lucious: 1 Fabius Bile: 3 kharne: 2 Ahrim: 1 Typhus: 2 noise marine: 1 Konrad Kurze: 1 Mortarion: 1 T'au: 2 Ghazghull Thrakka: 1

Chapter 12: USJ Part 1

It was a boring start to Thursday for the Midoriya household. Kitten as usual was drinking his extra strength tea, Inko was preparing breakfast while Mei and Todoroki were still off getting dressed. Izuku was already fully dressed since all he ever wore was the black carapace with his uniform over it. The sound of something exploding signified Mei's approach as she held a scrapped device that Inko recognised as a digital weapon, notably the las-bracelet variant the girl used as a hair band.

It was a few minutes later that Todoroki entered the room in uniform as well with his bag slung over his shoulder.

"Breakfast is ready." Inko smiled as five plates floated behind her. One had cold Soba, another had an American cereal she couldn't be bothered the remember the name of, a small plate of toast with jam for herself and what could only be described as a grey sludge in brick form.

"What the hell?" Todoroki as he eyed the grey sludge that Izuku was calmly chewing on. Kitten just took his plate and sat in the corner, facing away from everyone.

"Nutrient block, not exactly the best tasting thing." Izuku cringed slightly at the taste before he continued. "But when you're my size you need this stuff at least once a week that or eat over 5 thousand tacos like that American hero Flash."

"Ouch major toilet busting there. Maybe I can make a baby that'll make that slop taste better?" Mei asked aloud before going back to alternating between the cereal and the digital weapon.

"It's been tried before." Kitten intoned from the corner of the room. "It resulted in the sludge becoming toxic and subsequently, a rather efficient fuel source for the Leman Russ tanks."

"Okay challenge accepted." Mei grinned widely making Inko sigh and roll her eyes. The pink haired girl had been the case of several holes in the roof of their appartment, thankfully they were at the top or the neighbors would complain more than they already did.

"Alright time for school off we go." Kitten hurried them along, fearful of Mei attempting to make anything that had the potential to power a leman russ for a week, especially considering they guzzled more fuel in an hour than an inquisitor armed with a Flamer did in a day on a heretic filled world.

"Yes! To the workshop!" Mei cheered with a large grin.

"Bugger." Kitten huffed as Izuku grabbed his bag while tossing Mei her one. "Look principal Nezu and Power Loader have given us enough grief about what you and the pillarstodes did yesterday and they're STILL trying to find out where you got the old M1 Abrams from and how you got it into the workshop."

"A lady never tells." Mei grinned with a wink as she skipped out the door.

"Why me?" The Custode groaned in annoyance as everyone bar Inko left for the school. While the 1st year dorms were still being repaired after having a ridiculously wild party thrown by the now expelled 1A class from last year the rest of the dorms were still operational. It was this fact that Magnus was currently annoyed with in the Staff Floors.

Nemuri, Hizashi, Aizawa, Snipe, Recovery Girl and Nezu were currently the only staff who lived on campus outside the newest members. Kitten had refused stating he was keeping guard over Inko and helping train Izuku while Magnus and the pillarstodes stayed on campus. The trio of half nude custodes had instantly caught the eye of Nemuri but much to her disappointment weren't into women. Magnus however got along swimmingly with Aizawa and agreed cats were the best and being an idiot should be illegal.

Currently the Staff were in their communal room where the table was set up for a meeting. Aizawa was once again in his sleeping bag and Nemuri, Snipe and Hizashi were still in their sleepwear. The pillarstodes who got hired as janitors were sulking in the corner at how unsexy their uniforms were. Magnus was reading the morning paper while he sipped at some coffee and Nezu had his tea.

"Now onto this week's events. Aizawa you've got the morning booked at the USJ on thursday correct?" The principal asked.

"Of course." The man grunted sleepily. He hated these 6AM meetings and frankly wished there was more time for him to sleep. "I'll be supervising along with 13 and toshinori."

"All Might correct?" Magnus asked as he folded his paper before it vanished with a purple whisp. "Since he is limited to 3 hours a day wouldn't it be wiser to have him I don't know? CONSERVE his time for actual emergencies instead of teaching?"

"Trust me I agree there but Nezu and him refused to budge." Nemuri admitted with a helpless shrug.

"And why is that?" Magnus asked Nezu.

"All in good time, it's all part of the plan." The principal cackled, spilling tea everywhere.

"Oh fuck it's father all over again." Magnus sighed as he slumped. His red wings drooping in defeat.

"Illogical." Aizawa grunted while Hizashi continued to chug espressos like water.

"Nemuri I believe you and Vlad have the afternoon session there on friday as well correct?" Aizawa asked as he pulled out a juice pouch.

"Yeah all those young muscular heroes to be, gives me tingles!" Nemuri giggled with a blush.

"Please stop, we can't afford another lawsuit." Snipe asked wearily. He was long used to the 18 hero's attitude but that didn't mean he approved of her borderline illegal preferences.

[Later outside the school]

Izuku could only gulp at the sea of reporters surrounded the gates leading into the school. Todoroki just glared and wedged his way through while Mei literally jumped over them using her spring loaded boots. Kitten and Izuku however had to try and work their way through the crowd and sadly it only got worse the closer to the entry they got.

"Is it true All Might is teaching here?!" "Is all might a decent teacher?" "Do you have an opinion on the rumors of a squirrel with a strength quirk?" "How is the hero classes lessons?" "Did UA hire you after the Thrakka incident?" "What do you think about the rumors of Mt. Lady and Midnight dating the hero Hawks?"

"Oh god it's like the inquisition." Kitten uttered in shock.

"NOBODY SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" A trio of red robed men cried aloud as they ran past.

"MOVE IT YOU FUCKING EXTRAS!" A certain angry blonde snarled as he shoved his way through the reporters allowing Izuku and Kitten to quickly rush in through the void Bakugo left behind him.

"Hey you can't just ignore us!" A particularly gutsy reporter demanded as she tried to grab onto the red cape Kitten had pinned to his armor. With a wailing of claxons a solid concrete barrier sprung up making her fall back in shock. " What the hell is that!?"

"It's the UA barrier." The cameraman stated bluntly. " If you don't have a pass it activates like that to keep you out, safety reasons and what not."

"But we're the press! We deserve answers!" The woman ranted.

"Actually under the trainee protection act of 2X39 you cannot demand answers pertaining to or involving minors or their quirks regardless of their professions or school status without permission from their guardian, to do so is also in violation of addendum C of the child protection act and clause 32E of the Quirk registry laws." Kitten recited loudly from the other side of the barrier. "So you either disperse or we will be forced to call the local law enforcement."

"Well said." Aizawa grunted as he walked over, still looking like death warmed up. " Now get going or you'll be late."

"Yes Aizawa sensei." Izuku nodded as he made his way to class.

"This is why I don't like the press." Aizawa grunted before taking a sip of his juice pouch as the gathered press demanded to be let in and rather loudly.

"Almost makes me miss Angron." Kitten admitted. "Atleast we could point him in a direction and let him have at whatever was there."

Eventually things had settled into a relatively normal day for UA academy. Asides having to pick a class president which Izuku and Momo won the positions for nothing really happened. By lunch Mina had taken to sitting by Momo, Izuku and Todoroki, Mei having decided to skip lunch to work on her babies.

"So, what's up?" Mina grinned widely as a mini Mina climbed atop her head, give a silute and dive under the table.

"Didn't we just see each other last night?" Momo asked in slight confusion.

Mina facepalmed. "Right, time moves differently. I was spending like 3 weeks in my realm making things, even got one of those dance revolution machines hooked up and ready and the spike pits to kick people into." She gave a toothy grin with a thumbs up before shoving a spoonful or pasta into her mouth. That's right she ate pasta with a spoon.

"Well could be worse." Izuku shrugged while Todoroki and Momo looked shocked at the time difference a few hours could do in Mina's world.

WARNING LEVEL 3 SECURITT BREACH EVACUATE. EVACUATE.

With a loud scream of panic most of the cafeteria began to freak out and rush for the exit, clogging the doorway when four third years tried to shove their way out at the same time. It was in this confusion that nobody noticed a man in a ragged uniform defaced with archaic symbols with a black gas mask and rusting rifle appear through a purple vortex into the records room.

"Hihihihihi." The crazed man giggled to himself as he grabbed several arm fulls of folders and jumped backwards into the portal as it closed behind him.

[Unknown location]

A bed ridden man with a black box like mask gave a raspy chuckle as the cultist bought him the records and plans for the next week as Well as a few of the student profiles for UA academy. "Perfect. Shikikari, go and get our black armored...geust, his servant was most useful."

A man with a swirling purple and black vortex with yellow eyes in a suit nodded and left the room, the cultist followed him giggling like a lunatic.

Chapter end.