Chapter 6 Killer Physicals.
6:00 in the morning, BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Aelita found her self slowly opening her eyes and reaching for the snooze button on the radio, She hit the button but the sound didn't stop so she picked up the radio and threw it at the door That ought to shut it up, making Jeremy spring up from the bed saying No I'm Not Gay! What? Aelita managed to say while rubbing her eyes from exhaustion. Nothing, I Uh, we better get ready for school. Right. Ok I'm going to get ready in my room. Ok, He said as she left. He grabs his usual blue turtle neck and slips it over his head slipping his arms through the sleeves and grabbing the brown khaki Capri's from the closet. Slipping his shoes on and glasses along with combing his hair, he gets ready to open the door when Ulrich, Odd and Umi with Aelita all pile into the room saying good morning Einstein, and Hope you feel better, with hugs and the usual what did you do with Aelita last night from Odd. They all eventually slowly pile to the classes ; Aelita had the books and homework in her arms. Ready to go Jeremy, Yes. He takes the keys locks the door and they walk to class. Great, we start off with Mrs.. Hurts. Ya, nothing like seeing a prune old woman gab all about how it was back in her days without the electricity and the lights and the fancy assortment of condoms. (Long silence) Then a delayed laugh escaped their mouths all the way to the class room. Arriving 2 minutes before class started, They sit down. I'm going to give my excuse note to the teacher. He walks up and slips it on her desk along with his finished make-up work and crawled back into his seat. The bell rings and they all start to quiet down to begin the section. Ok class settle down. Today we are going to start a new unit, On the male and female reproductive organs. the class start to smile and write notes to each other. Ok turn to pages 346 and 347. Who would like to read. (nobody rose their hand they all just stay silent.) Fine I will read to you all, (while reading aloud to the class Jeremy and Aelita start to write to each other on a piece of notebook paper.
Aelita: This is so boring.
Jeremy: Tell me about it.
Aelita: when does class end?
Jeremy: When the world dies of boredom. lol just joking 7:05.
Aelita: are you joking that is an eternity!
Jeremy: We will make it hopefully.
Aelita: Why do we have to know this stuff anyway?
Jeremy: for the benefit of not becoming pregnant before you want to, and how the body develops.
Aelita: ...
Jeremy: I think We should stop writing before Mrs. Hurts catches us writing.
Aelita: Ok.
Before they Know it the bell rings an rest assured, It is time for Physicals. Well Jeremy, its your moment of truth. Aelita smiles. Great, Wait, why? 2nd Hour id physicals. Jeremy groans in displeasure. Then they drop their stuff off in Jeremy's room and head down to the nurses office. They enter the hall way to find Odd and Ulrich Standing there. Hey its Mr. and Mrs. Einstein. They, all look at each other and Odd asks "Did you guys get the letter from the principal too? Ya, But its the one that Jeremy had at the Hospital and we don't like her. Why Not? Odd and Ulrich ask in unison. Because, She was going to give Jeremy a vaccination and his nurse ended up giving it to me instead and I hate needles, and it was a drug. Hey I hate her too you know. Jeremy said frustrated. Well she cant be that bad. Then Jeremy and Aelita both laugh and say, Ok its your funeral. Then Sissies gang waltzes up to the four and say, well I'm going to have to make an adjustment for you four to get painful Physicals, Wont I? Your going to have to be used for a test experiment of which is more dumb, sissy or a brainless frog face! Well we will see about that after you get half an ounce of brains! Dork! She storms off all mad. Well there is a fine specimen of a disease that cant be cured. What's that? Stupidity. They all give off a laugh and notice its Jeremy and Odd along with Julian to get their Physicals. For good luck Aelita hugs Jeremy and they walk towards the door when Ulrich says "Go ahead Rambo, Blow them away!" Odd sticks his tongue out in disgust and the nurse shuts the door. Ok Julian your first. Read the eye chart, Um, R O P L I Z. Sorry Julian but that's not what it says, Jeremy what is on the chart? L Q P T Z and L. Julian, your going to have to get a subscription for glasses. You may leave now, Odd Della Robbia, your next, Jamie could you take over for me? I have to go get, the glasses subscription, No problem ,Jamie says. When Odd walks up to her she had hearts prolonging her eyes and said its time for your vaccination, she pulls out a needle and Jeremy Flinches, She injects it and he walks out like it was no flipping big deal. But he turns around and asked if he looked scrawny, No you look Svelte to me. He lights up with joy and walks out leaving Nurse doom and Jeremy all alone. Ok Jeremy Now its your turn, He lets out a whimper. She pulls the needle out and starts over towards him. He Screams NOOOOOOOO! He runs out the door and running he noticed that his three friends blocking his way. he slides into them. Move! Sorry, Cant do that Jeremy. What! Hurry she's coming they hold him in that one spot, OH JEREMY, YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE ME! AHHHHHHHH! His friends Pin him up against the wall and Jeremy yells "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU BETRAYER'S! The three laugh and then before you could say Crud, it was over. Now was that so bad? Yes. Jeremy yells at odd while he rubbed his arm. Aelita stones and Elizabeth Delmas. They walk to the room and Jamie said well hello cousin brain-dead, its been awhile hasn't it? No, It was too short. She replied frustrated. When she was done with sissy, Aelita asked if she had lost the five pounds from last time. Funny and pushed Aelita into the wall and shortly followed by the Knives and Pointy Objects cabinet opened and everything fell on Aelita this time stabbing her 6 times she simply replied Great. Got any bandages? Please review! The fate of my survival depend on it. Don't not review just so I will die Ok. LOL:
