An: Here's another chapter sorry it is soo late!
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The World is a Stage: Reaches out and takes pickle unlike Bec stuffs the whole thing in her mouth. myuw gwelnum nur na baxe. notices I am talking with her mouth full so I swallow it all almost choking Thank you for the pickle and your welcome for the cake. Your guess about the box is very close... Only one person guessed what it was and got it, right my brother. But you can guess again after this chap. if you like there will be more hints of what are in the box. Nice guess. Well hope you like this chapter and thanks for the review.
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Oh Brother!
Chapter 17. Beef flavored pants
Kagome opened the door and found four people on the floor. "What are you doing?" Kagome asked. "Oh we were just looking at this beautiful piece of art you call a door." Kagome raised an eyebrow and decided not to question their stupidity.
Kagome stepped over three of the people sitting on the floor picking up the last one. "Come on Shippou lets make us some cookies." Shippou smiled and laughed. " OK but this time make them peanut butter." Kagome nodded and headed down stairs.
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Sango decided to stay behind for a little bit and enjoy the fan blowing in here face. But she was disrupted from her joy as someone walked right in front of it. "Hey Sango I heard that you and Kagome were talking about me." Sango had a look of horror on her face. 'what if he had heard about her suspicions with the box?'
"Y-yeah so it's not a big deal I mean I did say that stuff but it is not like I needed to I just had to talk to her about it." Sango said trying to make him believe that she really wasn't worried she just wanted to tell Kagome.
"Do you really think that I smell like chicken?" What little bit of nervousness that Sango had left just evaporated and in its place was confusion. "What are you talking about?"
"Ok Sango I admit we were listening to your conversation through the door but it was all Inuyasha's idea he made us listen." Miroku said really fast. Sango had understood though I guess she had gotten used to it since Kagome always used to talk really fast.
"Well what all did you hear." Sango crossed her fingers behind her back hoping that he didn't hear the part about the box. "Well Inuyasha said he heard you and Kagome talking about me being hot, smelling like chicken, having long nose hairs, and about you wanting to marry me in a zoo tonight."
Sango burst out laughing. "Miroku you know that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard." Miroku frowned. "Why do you say that?" Sango relieved that he hadn't heard about the box sighed. "Because Miroku only someone with no life would sit around talking to their best friend about how their boyfriend smelled like chicken." (No offense if any one sits around talking about how their boyfriend smells like chicken.)
Miroku flopped down on Kagome's bed next to Sango. "So what about the rest the long nose hairs the 'I wanna marry Miroku in a zoo part?'?" Sango rolled her eyes. " You know you are very dense. I DO NOT WANT TO MARRY YOU IN A ZOO! and about the long nose hairs you can buy a nose hair trimmer at Walmarts." (Ok I really did see one of those today when we went to Walmarts. I thought that it was kinda weird. It kinda reminded me of one of my teachers. Ok back to the story.)
"So you think I have long nose hairs? This upsets me but that is over come by my happiness. You said you would not marry me in a zoo so does that mean you would marry me?" Sango's right eye twitched. "I will marry a man that has proven to me to be loyal, loving, caring, and honest." Miroku smiled he was sure he amounted to all of that so when the time came he was more confident he had a choice.
"Well I got to go see what Inuyasha is doing see you later." Miroku said as he left the room. Sango waited till he was long gone before she walked over to the door. 'now it was time to see what was in that box.'
She looked down the hallway and saw nothing but a maid dusting a table near by. She walked out of the room shutting the door. She walked her way down the hall a little ways until she stopped in front of a door. She opened the door a crack and stuck her head in.
The coast was clear so she went to the desk. Laying on top of what seemed like mountains of paper work was the small wooden box. (Hope that is another clue) She picked it up and inspected it. Seeing no traps or alarms she shook the box. No sound could be heard. 'did he have anything in it? Or was it all a joke to see if they could get her interested?' She placed her hand on the small lock on the front of the box.
There was no way to open it without the key. Unfortunately the key was currently around Miroku's neck. She had to find a way though the curiosity was really getting to her. So began her search around the room for something small enough to fit in the tiny hole.
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"So Shippou why was Inuyasha in front of the door when I opened it?" Shippou was currently rolling the peanut butter cookies into a ball and placing them on a cookie sheet.
"He was listening to what you and aunt Sango were saying." Kagome placed the filled cookie sheet in the oven. "Oh do you know what he heard?" Shippou shook his head yes as he started to roll cookies and place them on a different cookie sheet.
"Yeah he said you were saying things about Miroku and his nose." Kagome stirred another batch of cookies. "Oh well that is weird." The both nodded and the room fell in silence till Miroku came in and stole a cookie.
"Hey you have to wait until we are finished before you can have any cookies." Miroku pouted. "But I'm hungry." Kagome pointed to the fridge. "The food is in there." Miroku just waited till Kagome wasn't looking and stole another one.
"So have either of you seen Inuyasha?" Both shook their heads. "The last time we saw him he was sitting on the floor next to you and Kouga." Shippou said. "Well they are probably fighting outside. Well got to go referee. See yah guys later." After that said he stole another cookie and left.
After Miroku was gone Sango came down the stairs and into the kitchen. "Kagome you have to help me." Kagome worried something was wrong stopped what she was doing. "What is it Sango is something wrong." Sango grabbed a cookie.
"wyes suwthin wis weally wong." Sango said after she stuffed the whole cookie in her mouth. "Sango that is gross and what is it?" Sango swallowed. "I need you to help me find something that will pick the lock on the box."
Kagome frowned knowing it was a bad idea. She went to the oven took out the last batch of cookies. " I don't know about this Sango can't you just be patient and wait for him to tell you?"
"No cause what if he never does?" Kagome sighed. "Fine use a sewing needle." She said pointing to the box of sewing supplies Mrs. Taisho always kept handy in the kitchen. Sango thanked kagome and ran back up stairs after grabbing a needle.
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'now I will unlock this stupid box once and for all.' Sango said as she picked up the box. She stuck the small needle into the box and started to wiggle it around when the door started to open. Scared that it was Miroku and she had been caught, Sango was frozen to the spot.
When the door fully opened in came the maid who had been dusting the table in the hallway not long ago. "Miss Sango what are you doinging in Mr. Miroku's room?" Sango who still had the box in her hand. Sat it down quickly.
"Oh just thought I would look around." The maid had a weird look on her face. "Oh well I'm just gonna make his bed you just continue what you were doing." Sango nodded and stared at the box.
She couldn't take the chances of trying to open it when the maid was in the room. What it the maid got too suspicious and told Miroku on her. So he decided to just hang around till the annoying maid decided to leave.
Sango sat down in Mirokus desk chair. Swaying it side to side waiting for the maid to leave. Listening to the quiet hum of the maid. Ten minutes had passed and yet the maid had not left. She had already finished making the bed and was now dusting things.
"Umm I think everything is pretty well dusted now you can just leave." The maid just nodded knowing Sango wanted her gone. So she disappeared. 'finally now that she is gone I can get back to work.' Sango stuck the needle back into the lock and set back to picking it.
An hour had passed and Sango was about to give up. 'one more time and if this don't work I'm done.' She stuck the needle in the box and twiddled with it till finally she head a click. 'yes finally! Yay I can't wait to see what is inside.'
But just as she was about to open it up someone started to open the door. "I told you, you stupid maid that the room was clean. Sango said walking to the door. But who was on the other side defiantly wasn't a maid...
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Kagome carried some of the cookies out side to the two fighting guys, and Miroku. "Hey guys I got some cookies." The two who were fighting immediately stopped and ran over to Kagome. "Who wants a cookie?"
Kagome said about to pass them out, But there was no chance on that." All three guys tackled Kagome and started to fight over them. "Well I will leave you inconsiderate jerks to make pigs out of yourself."
She said angry that they had acted that way. 'didn't anybody no how to share anymore' Kagome went back into the kitchen and sat down grabbing a cookie for her self that was on a plate that she had left in the kitchen.
"Shippou you can have three and that is all till you eat dinner." Shippou nodded and grabbed the three biggest cookies. "Then you can take some up to your grandpa everyone knows how much he loves cookies with that whole chocolate cookie incident that happened last month."
Shippou who had finished all three cookies in less then a minute nodded and grabbed the little plate Kagome had filled with cookies for his grandpa. "See yah mommy. I'm gonna go do what you said." Kagome smiled as she saw him leave.
'Well I guess it's time for me to go take a shower and get ready to go to the movies with Houjo. Hmm I wonder where is Houjo anyway I haven't seen him today but once when I first woke up?' Too bad Kagome couldn't hear the screams of poor Houjo from the hallway closet.
AN: I know it's short but I have alot going on lately. So hoped you liked and I hope you review.
Later,
Shadow Of A Lost Soul
