Ah, yes. Finally I've gotten another chapter up. Hooray.
Before I say anything else, yet me explain to people who're wondering about the broken continuity. When I wrote the first chapter I had only seen the first episode of Drawn Together. And at that point Xandir was still a closet homosexual with a girlfriend. When the third episode came out all I did was change Xandir's last name from "None" to "Whipplebottom". I really didn't want to change too much. And when I mentioned Bizarro Captain Hero in the 4th chapter I had completely forgotten that I had written Xandir in with his girlfriend in the first chapter.
I guess what I'm saying is that I'm not too worried about preserving the canon continuity but-
Caboose2814 Ototo: What?! How can you not be worried about the continuity? Isn't that what makes a fanfic good?
Caboose2814 Ani: Now brother, what've I taught you about fanfiction?
Caboose2814 Ototo: That all mistakes and errors can be blamed on a chemical substance or lack of sleep?
Caboose2814 Ani: Ahhh… What else?
Caboose2814 Ototo: Character bashing is a form of art?
Caboose2814 Ani: Keep going.
Caboose2814 Ototo: That fanfic authors are the Lord and Master of their fics and that whatever they want goes?
Caboose2814 Ani: There ya go! Good job. Here's a candy.
Caboose2814 Ototo: Screw you and your candies! I want to be FREEEE!!!
Right… I guess that's all there is to it. But if you're not satisfied with that explanation then just pretend I had too much caffeine and too little sleep while writing the chapter. I'm sorry about screwing with the DT timeline but I don't I'm going to go back and fix it. But I hope you still enjoy this chapter. Time to disclaim!!
I do not own any of the characters in this fanfic. They belong to their creators Matt Silverstein and Dave Jeser.
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It was about noon in the Drawn Together house. The housemates didn't really eat lunch together but would instead do their own thing. Princess Clara usually ordered out since she had the money to do so and she didn't have much experience cooking. She was waiting in her room for her food but it was running strangely late today. She hoped that one of the others hadn't eaten it by mistake. But no, she was being silly. She was certain that whoever got the extra cheese pizza with Canadian bacon and mushrooms would surely bring it straight to her. In the meantime, she decided to check to see if she had to delete any more fan mail. If she didn't clear it every once in a while it might crash.
She turned on her computer and went to the e-mail. She instantly erased all the spam and whatnot, but something caught her eye. E-mail from Captain Hero? She wondered what he wanted. They hadn't really talked since the "incident" with Bleh so she was reluctant to open it. But once she did she saw that it was just an innocent e-mail survey. Surely there could be no harm in that. Right?
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From:
To:
Subject: E-mail Survey
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Personal
First name: Clara
Last name: N/A
Nickname(s): None that I know of.
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Hair color: Brunette
Eye color: Blue.
Race: I live in a magical fairytale kingdom. Of white people.
Do you wear glasses or contacts: No.
Is you hair long or short: Long. It's so lovely.
Bad habits: Bad Habits? Someone as sweet and perfect as me doesn't have any.
Piercings you have: Only my ears.
Piercings you want: The ears are good.
Where: I shouldn't have to answer that.
Tattoos you have: None.
Tattoos you want: None. That would be awful!
Where: …
Ready for tons of more questions: More? How long is this going to take?
Pets
Do you have any pets: Well... Here we just have Ling-Ling. But back home I still have all my woodland friends!! (Those that haven't been eaten.)
What are their names: My woodland friends have many names.
What kind of animals are they: There's chipmunks and owls and deer and all sorts of others.
Do you want more animals: I guess I could get some exotic kinds like penguins or lynxes.
What kind: didn't I just answer this?
School
Are you still in school: No. I graduated a few years ago.
Did you drop out: No! Father would've been so disappointed if had.
Favorite teacher: They were all so nice; I don't think I could pick one.
Least favorite teacher: None really.
Favorite subject: Music
Least favorite subject: Anything involving physical labor. Luckily, I was usually able to get excused from that.
Are/were you popular: I'm a princess. Of course I was popular!
Most embarrassing moment: One time when I forgot to turn in my homework. I thought it was due the next day.
Favorites
Number: 21.
Color: Pink.
Season: Spring. The season of life!
Holiday: Valentine's Day. The holiday of love!
Band: I'm starting to get into that "pop" music that Xandir always listens to.
Rapper: I don't like rap.
Thing in your room: My chest of rare and expensive jewels.
Place to be: My room back at the Palace.
Junk food: I don't usually eat junk food, but if I had to pick one it'd have to be those mini chocolate donuts.
Food in general: Whatever can be delivered to my room.
Restaurant: Anywhere fancy and really expensive.
Shape: Hearts. Aren't they lovely?
Time of day: I don't know. I've never really thought of it.
Shampoo scent: I don't go for the smells as what will get the job done.
Board game: I haven't played many board games.
Computer game: I don't play computer games either.
Car: Pink limos!
Phrase: I don't have a favorite phrase but I have been known to spontaneously break into song and dance.
Sport: Sports are so violent.
Team: I can't have a favorite team if I don't have a favorite sport.
Possession: My mirror.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear…
Dog: Ling-Ling.
Hot: July.
War: What is this "war" you speak of?
Red: Rubies
Choice: Pink or blue nail polish.
Gay: Even though what they're doing is wrong I hope they're still happy.
Fuck: How rude!
Bisexual: I'm… not sure what you mean…
Black: Foxxy.
Ice: cream sundaes.
Insane clown posse: Huh?
Jack: of hearts. He ate some tarts. All on a summers day.
Rainbow: Prettiness.
Cherry: tree.
Leather: Poor cows!
Water: Swimming.
Private life
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: Not right now.
Do you have a crush: Not really.
Are you in love with anyone right now: I don't think so.
Who was your first kiss: Foxxy. Before that I had lead I really sheltered life.
How many hearts have you broken: I don't think I've broken any…
How many people broke your heart: Charming. So sad…
So what is your bf/gf/crush like: Ask again when I have one.
Do you have a picture of him/her: Why do you keep asking about that?
Do you have a picture of yourself: Of course I do.
Ever kiss a friend: Yes.
Are you still friends: Yes.
So… moving on. Do you smoke: No! That's an awful habit that can kill you!
Do you smoke weed: NO.
Are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: So what if I am?
Do you drink beer: Occasionally.
Have you ever…
Flashed someone: No.
Gotten really REALLY wasted: No.
Skinny-dipped: No.
Stolen anything: No! What is it with you and these evil questions!?!
Wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: Yes!
Pegged someone in the head with a snowball: I think I have.
Kissed someone of the sex: Yes.
Gone on a road trip: No. All my life I've either been in my castle or in the house.
Been to a concert: I can't say I have.
Got pulled over: No. I usually have a chauffeur take me wherever I want to go.
Dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyway: I don't cook much.
The last…
Thing you ate: My pizza if it ever gets here!
Thing you drank: Sunny D.
Thing you wore: My clothes.
Person you saw: Wooldoor. He was in the kitchen eating that casserole slop of his.
Person you kissed: Foxxy.
Song you heard: Whatever it was that Xandir was playing.
Movie you watched: The latest Disney movies.
Random Questions
If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be: Chicken Teriyaki with rice.
Do you remember any of your dreams: Yes.
Do you dream in black and white: Who dreams in black and white.
Do you admit when you need help with a problem: I'm perfect. I never have a problem.
Can people read you like a book: People say I'm very predictable.
What's your biggest fear: That I'll never find my true love.
Do you talk a lot: Only when I have something to say.
Do you like spiders: No! They're icky and gross!
How about kool-aid: Not especially. To sweet.
Do you see dumb people: That's a horrible thing to say.
Do you see dead people: Why would I see dead people?
Any last words: I'm hungry.
Now that this is over, what are you going to do: See if my pizza's here.
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Clara quickly hit "Send" not really caring who she sent it to. Then she ran downstairs to check for her food. If it didn't come soon she might have to do something drastic…
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That probably wasn't as good as previous chapters, but oh well! Next chapter, Spanky receives the e-mail. That's all I have to say about that! I don't know when I'll have the next chapter posted but hopefully it'll be soon. REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!!
