Here I go again

I dont own anything dbz or anything else you might recognize as something else thats not mine

Vegeta's problem

"That's the problem with these kids today always doing radical things like this!" came yamcha voice as vegeta entered the room after an intense training session. "Ya but come on the guy had it comin." stated krillin "But it was a clown, kids are supposed to like clowns not kill them-What are you all doing in my house!" vegeta interupted. "vegeta, I didnt know you were going to be here to." tien said with a scold "I live here you moron!" vegeta said with a scold of his own. "uh you disgust me, how can you stomach him yamcha!" "I have a very big yerning to call you a loser right now but I think i've already stated that before, so i'm just gonna call you a jackass and be on with my day." vegeta replied.

"Hey did you guys here what happened to korn?" asked gohan.Vegeta paused and glanced overhis shoulder at the group."ya some moron jumped on stage and broke Jonathan Davis' arm!" said gohan. Vegeta grew pale. "Why would someone do that?" asked krillin. "It says the person jumped on stage in the middle of a song and wouldnt stop bugging him for an autograph!" stated gohan."who'd be crazy enough to do that?" asked yamcha. "Hey I think goten told me something about vegeta having a real obsession with korn lately!" said gohan. "ya andtrunks told me he saw vegeta at that korn concert a couple days ago. you dont think..." wondered bulma. "this isnt the gravity room!" vegeta said as he stormed out.

"uh I should have known they would do something stupid as to put it in the newspaper!" vegeta said to himself. "father?" came trunks voice. "what is it boy?" vegeta said as he turned around to see his son and daughter starring at him. "Were you the one that brokejonathans arm?" asked trunks. "uhLOOK OVER THERE!" vegetasaid surprising the crap out of his son. trunks looked to where his father was pointing and vegeta chopped him in the back of the neck. "daddy why did you-" "LOOK OVER THERE!" vegeta yelled again. "but why did you-" bra started "DAMNIT CHILD LOOK OVER THERE!" vegeta barked. "ok, ok." bra said as as she looked away and vegeta chopped her in the back of the neck. "Oh crap what am I gonna do with the bodies?" vegeta asked absolutely no one in particular.

"You could always sell them on e-bay." said adam west as he walked into the G.R."Not now tv's Adam West!" vegeta said. "I got it!" vegeta yelled. "Good for you, here take this." adam west hands vegeta a banana. "What the hell am I gonna do with this?" vegeta asked. "When the time comes you'll know." said adam west thenwalked out of the room. Vegeta just looked at it. Cut scene to in vegeta's bedroom with vegeta stuffing trunks and bra into his closet. "There. Well mr. evil monkey you didnt think they would fit but I proved you wrong." vegeta said. "But now I got to find a new place to live." said the evil monkey that used to live in vegeta's closet. "Actually theres a nice little place out in east district 439." vegeta said. "But thats way out there!" said the evil monkey. "Ya but it will be worth it." vegeta said with an evil grin. "Oh ok then I suppose I could check out the place, bye-bye then." waved the evil monkey as he jumped out the window.

Then a knock came to the door (bedroom door) and goten walked in. "Hey vegeta have you seen trunks?" "uh look over there!" vegeta yelled. "whats over- (chop)(thud). Then gohan walks up. "Hey vegeta have you seen goten?" "uh look over there!" vegeta yelled again. "whats over- (chop)(thud). Then Goku walks up. "Hey vegeta have you seen goten or gohan? oh there they are." "Hey kakarot look over there!" vegeta yelled. "whats over- (chop) did you just chop me in the neck?" asked goku. "uh no (turns super saiyan) LOOK OVER THERE!" screamed vegeta. "Hey your super saiyan!" said goku like he just answered a question on the game show so you want to be a millionaire. "errr!" growled vegeta, then teleported behind goku. "hey vegeta where'd you go (chop)(thud). "oh god!" vegeta then remembers adam west giving him a banana and what he said. "when the time comes you'll know"

Cut scene to vegeta throwing big brown sacks into a stream. Suddenly adam west walks up to vegeta."Valiant effort my good man you defeated the evil, now if you would be so kind as to scratch my back. Theres a rash there and I can't seem to reach it."

Well what did you think of that one. Theres stuff from another tv show in there, see if you can guess which show it is.